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mrgins
10-12-2003, 10:38 PM
are you sure it was milk:eek:
Ainsworth
10-12-2003, 11:32 PM
I bet he hopes so
mrgins
10-12-2003, 11:34 PM
oh dear:D
Just thought I'd pop in to say goodnight.
Goodnight
Ainsworth
10-12-2003, 11:37 PM
i think ill turn in too
Night all
Gerry from Sussex
10-12-2003, 11:38 PM
Goodnight, don't let the bed bugs bite!
mrgins
10-12-2003, 11:39 PM
good nite you partypoopers:p
Teaser
11-12-2003, 07:52 AM
Morning :)
FourtyTwo
11-12-2003, 01:04 PM
afternoon :hi:
Maidstoned Eagle
11-12-2003, 01:24 PM
Arsenal for me last night. Nice to go to a ground with atmosphere and watch a team play with pride and passion.
Leared a lot in the library then. My mate went and said the atmos was pants.
Maidstoned Eagle
11-12-2003, 03:24 PM
Better than Selhurst. I was in the Clock End and was surprised at how good it was.
biggus mickus
11-12-2003, 03:49 PM
Afternoon Bilgers.:hi:
Maidstoned Eagle
11-12-2003, 03:52 PM
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELGE
JamieBcpfc
11-12-2003, 03:58 PM
you must be pleased ginnie, howard dean looks like he could be the republican candidate for the presidential election
biggus mickus
11-12-2003, 03:59 PM
Cant wait to see your % next week, LOL. Ck and you, should know better at your ages. :angel:
Maidstoned Eagle
11-12-2003, 03:59 PM
:lux:
biggus mickus
11-12-2003, 04:00 PM
:D
Maidstoned Eagle
11-12-2003, 04:01 PM
:hi: :love: :p
biggus mickus
11-12-2003, 04:09 PM
Pete is Bilges answer to, er, something.:bash:
1fb6
Maidstoned Eagle
11-12-2003, 04:10 PM
Big John Holmes? Brad Pitt?
biggus mickus
11-12-2003, 04:10 PM
Knob cheese!
Maidstoned Eagle
11-12-2003, 04:13 PM
"Chockys Spanish Bell End Cheese" I wonder if it tastes like Boursin?
JamieBcpfc
11-12-2003, 04:45 PM
i don't really want to know
FourtyTwo
11-12-2003, 04:48 PM
I'm confused!
mrgins
12-12-2003, 02:28 AM
Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
you must be pleased ginnie, howard dean looks like he could be the republican candidate for the presidential election
Actually, I'm pleased because he may be the DEMOCRATIC party candidate, you plonker:D
I hereby make you an honorary US citizen so you can vote for him:p
Teaser
12-12-2003, 08:16 AM
Morning
Gerry from Sussex
12-12-2003, 10:17 AM
Bon Jour
Teaser
12-12-2003, 10:24 AM
:hi:
Teaser
12-12-2003, 11:45 AM
Very quiet in here today
Maidstoned Eagle
12-12-2003, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by mrgins
Actually, I'm pleased because he may be the DEMOCRATIC party candidate, you plonker:D
I hereby make you an honorary US citizen so you can vote for him:p
Oh come on gins, at least he can spell Republican.
Maidstoned Eagle
12-12-2003, 12:30 PM
I used to work on that paper
You used to work in that Pub
Maidstoned Eagle
12-12-2003, 12:32 PM
Worked in a lot of pubs. Watch out Murry(a)'s about.!
You finished for the day now?
Maidstoned Eagle
12-12-2003, 12:34 PM
Finished for the week!!! No more 4am starts for me!!
Oh god...means you'll be on form tomorrow then??
Maidstoned Eagle
12-12-2003, 12:36 PM
Might be almost human by then
Maidstoned Eagle
12-12-2003, 12:47 PM
!
Maidstoned Eagle
12-12-2003, 03:37 PM
Just got a phone call from Biggus. he's in a pub, drinking mahou and the sun is shining......... the kontneucker.
Gerry from Sussex
12-12-2003, 03:39 PM
What a barsteward
Maidstoned Eagle
12-12-2003, 03:40 PM
kontneuckers better. More Biggus like.
mrgins
12-12-2003, 11:05 PM
erm, what is a kontneucker?
JamieBcpfc
13-12-2003, 08:02 AM
Soz Ginnie, Is Bush Republican then, I personally think Bush is a Prat so I support your cause
Maidstoned Eagle
13-12-2003, 09:21 AM
Jamie for president!
mrgins
13-12-2003, 11:09 PM
anyone but bush for president:bash:
JamieBcpfc
14-12-2003, 09:19 AM
People of America, I have heard these rumours that I am planning to challenge president bush at the next election, my goal has always been to satisfy you, the people of america. So Vote BBS Party at the next election for Jamie as president. You know it makes sense
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 10:56 AM
The boy's deranged!!! Someone hide the gripe water!!
JamieBcpfc
14-12-2003, 11:36 AM
I take that, you will be supporting me M.E
Gerry from Sussex
14-12-2003, 11:39 AM
So the BBS was only a step on the road to world domination then
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 11:49 AM
Well, if I had a choice between you and a fruitbat, I'd vote for you Jamie. Trouble is I don't think a fruitbat will be running for president.
Gerry from Sussex
14-12-2003, 12:05 PM
1f9e
I'd vote for a fruitbat, but not a fuitbat
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 12:08 PM
Originally posted by Gerry from Sussex
I'd vote for a fruitbat, but not a fuitbat
A very wise decision Gerry.
Gerry from Sussex
14-12-2003, 12:13 PM
Wisdom usually comes with age (although, in my case, it came as a free gift in a packet of corn flakes!)
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 12:14 PM
Don't let Jamie here you say that. He thinks all us over 30's are stupid.
Gerry from Sussex
14-12-2003, 12:17 PM
Oh, we can do stupid to
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 12:17 PM
too?
Gerry from Sussex
14-12-2003, 12:19 PM
yes that too!
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 12:21 PM
Lovely.
Gerry from Sussex
14-12-2003, 12:22 PM
Spiffing
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 12:26 PM
Top hole old bean
Gerry from Sussex
14-12-2003, 12:28 PM
Most venerable
biggus mickus
14-12-2003, 12:30 PM
Happy Sunday, fellow bilgers.:hi:
Gerry from Sussex
14-12-2003, 12:31 PM
Tis Sunday and tis Happy
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 12:34 PM
Roast chicken for tea. Yummy.
biggus mickus
14-12-2003, 03:13 PM
Been a poor week on bilge for me. Chocky and his bloody wall.
JamieBcpfc
14-12-2003, 03:16 PM
Are you saying bush is not a fruitbat?
Teaser
14-12-2003, 04:09 PM
:hi:
JamieBcpfc
14-12-2003, 06:43 PM
can i count on a couple of votes from you teaser
mrgins
14-12-2003, 08:20 PM
Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
People of America, my goal has always been to satisfy you, the people of america.
I dont want you to satisfy me
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 08:21 PM
Stand by your dictionaries, Maidstoned is here!
mrgins
14-12-2003, 08:26 PM
ATTENTION!
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 08:28 PM
Thats what I like to see, good spelling and a nicely positioned exclamation mark. You'll make Sargeant in a decade like that, young gins.
mrgins
14-12-2003, 08:52 PM
"That's" has an apostophe s, ME.
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 08:53 PM
Well done lad, I was waiting to see if you would spot that.
mrgins
14-12-2003, 08:54 PM
YES SIR, THANK YOU, SIR!
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 08:56 PM
At ease son.
mrgins
14-12-2003, 08:57 PM
ok dad
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 08:59 PM
I will not tolerate over familiarity in the ranks!
mrgins
14-12-2003, 09:00 PM
ok. so...who the feck are you?
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 09:03 PM
You will address me as Sir, Maidstoned, Mr Eagle or ME. I will not tolerate being called, Dad!
mrgins
14-12-2003, 09:06 PM
sorry pops
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 09:09 PM
Keep that kind of talk up me lad, and you'll be had up on a charge!
mrgins
14-12-2003, 09:14 PM
a light brigade charge?
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 09:20 PM
Nothing light about us lot, buddy!
mrgins
14-12-2003, 09:22 PM
not about me, but I noticed you walk a little lightly, is it something to do with the pantyhose?
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 09:29 PM
Well they are a little more "snug" than usual.
mrgins
14-12-2003, 09:31 PM
maybe you should stop shopping atthe "petites" store
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 09:34 PM
1f43
I don't I shop at a special undie shop called "The Big Ballroom!"
mrgins
14-12-2003, 09:42 PM
so...how often do you come dancing?
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 09:44 PM
Just the once, I always need a sit down afterwards.
mrgins
14-12-2003, 09:46 PM
and a change of pantyhose?
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 09:47 PM
Always.
mrgins
14-12-2003, 09:49 PM
I thought always were pantyliners:eek:
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 09:51 PM
they are, but they're also very useful for those little dance floor accidents.
Pete. I'm off to beddybyes now. The pub I've used for years in town is closing for good Tuesday and I've got a day and a half off to help them clear their stock. Don't wanna be late on parade do I.
Be talking bilge like a pro by about 2:30 tomorrow eh!
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 11:50 PM
OK mate. I'm at work from 10 pm so will be on here for a while tomorrow, and all this week. Go careful
Maidstoned Eagle
14-12-2003, 11:53 PM
Nighty night
Wedgy
15-12-2003, 08:01 AM
All quiet on Bilge Idol this week :(
http://www.btinternet.com/~mrevans/bilgeidol/20031215table.jpg
Teaser
15-12-2003, 08:57 AM
OOOHHHH stayed at number 24
JamieBcpfc
15-12-2003, 09:51 AM
That is rubbish, from now untill thursday I promise to bilge harder, as i have a break after thursday
JamieBcpfc
15-12-2003, 09:52 AM
I MUST BILGE HARDER
JamieBcpfc
15-12-2003, 09:52 AM
like this
JamieBcpfc
15-12-2003, 09:52 AM
and this
JamieBcpfc
15-12-2003, 09:53 AM
and possibly this
JamieBcpfc
15-12-2003, 09:53 AM
theres no-one here to bilge with
JamieBcpfc
15-12-2003, 09:55 AM
me
JamieBcpfc
15-12-2003, 09:57 AM
or to bilge at
FourtyTwo
15-12-2003, 10:29 AM
I'm here Jamie.
Why aint you in school?
charltonhater
15-12-2003, 10:41 AM
University finished for the year. Woo!
FourtyTwo
15-12-2003, 10:42 AM
jammy •••••••
I don't finish till friday!
Half day @ work today and tomorrow off. Just thought I'd pop in to cheer everybody up:lux: :lux: :lux:
FourtyTwo
15-12-2003, 11:05 AM
nice one!
only in 4 an hour myself tomorrow!
anyone up for beer on friday???
Maidstoned Eagle
15-12-2003, 11:57 AM
Moved above the ginger one, that'll do for me! This week i predict I will break the 10,000 post mark and I am aiming for a +20% bilge score next week, whatever that means.
Regal Eagle
15-12-2003, 04:56 PM
Well there goes any chance of quality on CCG.
I must stop posting here.....it ruins my chances of getting down the list
Maidstoned Eagle
15-12-2003, 04:57 PM
My posts are full of quality, I am also over the age of 14 so that helps considerably.
Regal Eagle
15-12-2003, 05:02 PM
I guess when you are replying to yourself quality is all in the mind.
15 eh? I thought you were older than that.:rolleyes:
just thought i'd post a hello while I eat my kebab, and before I go in to work tomorrow and have another half day on the piss. gnite
mrgins
16-12-2003, 01:42 AM
ooer 42, slow down:moo:
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 09:35 AM
Originally posted by Regal Eagle
I guess when you are replying to yourself quality is all in the mind.
15 eh? I thought you were older than that.:rolleyes:
Wedgy warned me this would happen the higher up the league table I got. Petty jealousy and bitchiness is so eighties don't you think?
Teaser
16-12-2003, 10:13 AM
Hi there
1f9c
Wedgy
16-12-2003, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by Maidstoned Eagle
Wedgy warned me this would happen the higher up the league table I got. Petty jealousy and bitchiness is so eighties don't you think?
I get that a lot with my charming personality and good looks :o
(I will wake up in a minute ;))
Regal Eagle
16-12-2003, 10:18 AM
I am relieved to hear that you were around in the eighties Maidstoned.
Maybe we can ask Wedgy for us to swap places in the table as I am trying to get off it as soon as I can and you are trying to get up it as soon as you can.
After all as a person approaching 50 you may not have too much time left to get up to the top!!
Oooh thats real bitchy. :eek:
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 10:30 AM
Why don't you just ask to be taken off if it bothers you that much?
Wedgy
16-12-2003, 10:33 AM
Does this make you feel better Regal mate? :)
Now, play nicely :o
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 10:35 AM
I think he'd rather be taken off completely
biggus mickus
16-12-2003, 10:58 AM
I like to get off.:angel:
biggus mickus
16-12-2003, 10:59 AM
Pete, you up for the top ten soon. Your bilge % is getting scary.
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 11:00 AM
Let it slip last week mate, not that I'm counting or anything. Have you looked at the fishing thread yet?
biggus mickus
16-12-2003, 11:01 AM
Not yet, Helen hates to be left out. Mitch will not be with me.
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 11:01 AM
Mary will not be with me either.
biggus mickus
16-12-2003, 11:07 AM
Kenny will be with me, and Mark.
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 11:08 AM
I look forward to meeting them. Do we stay on das boot, at a hotel or somewhere else?
JamieBcpfc
16-12-2003, 11:14 AM
Fourtytwo Broke up last friday, going on holibobs on thursday, Great News
Regal Eagle
16-12-2003, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by Wedgy
Does this make you feel better Regal mate? :)
Now, play nicely :o
Yeah thanks Wedge.
Maidstoned is right though...can you take me off altogether.
I know it's stupid but I used to enjoy CCG with the many quality fluffies but no longer do, due to the many posts of those trying to get up the chart.
I am not getting at Maidstoned really, he just happened to be there!
Just having a bad time at the moment so I am taking it out on all those around me!!!
Cheers mate
:hi:
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 11:28 AM
Is that an apology?
biggus mickus
16-12-2003, 11:34 AM
Originally posted by Regal Eagle
Yeah thanks Wedge.
Maidstoned is right though...can you take me off altogether.
I know it's stupid but I used to enjoy CCG with the many quality fluffies but no longer do, due to the many posts of those trying to get up the chart.
I am not getting at Maidstoned really, he just happened to be there!
Just having a bad time at the moment so I am taking it out on all those around me!!!
Cheers mate
:hi:
Bilge snob. LOL
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 11:39 AM
Whats a "quality fluffie"?
biggus mickus
16-12-2003, 12:04 PM
Your keyboard, cant have any letters left on it Pete.
Are you bilging for fun, or out of boredom?
Or have you become addicted?
Regal Eagle
16-12-2003, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by Maidstoned Eagle
Is that an apology?
Of course Maidstone although I hope that you didn't really want one.
After all this is Bilge.
biggus mickus
16-12-2003, 12:06 PM
Bilge, is it good for us?
biggus mickus
16-12-2003, 12:07 PM
Lets kick Wedgys arse for him.
Regal Eagle
16-12-2003, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Bilge snob. LOL
True Biggus, very true.
But as long as I ain't on the list I am happy.
Still, I am now off abroad again, that's why I am pissed off.
Shall miss bloody Christmas though and the Millwall game
Thats life.
And a Happy Chrismas to one and all. :hi: :hi: :hi:
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 12:17 PM
Have a good trip Regal, I hope you find a bit of happiness to cheer you up.
biggus mickus
16-12-2003, 01:03 PM
Have a good one, Regal.
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 01:07 PM
Nice chap that. Biggus, have you seen your special friend SPF having a pop at me on the India phone line thread? I think I might be winding him up. LOL!
JamieBcpfc
16-12-2003, 01:25 PM
Bilge is not a choice, it is a way of life
ps, Have a look at my post count now
1f75
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 01:28 PM
For you, maybe.
Wedgy
16-12-2003, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Lets kick Wedgys arse for him.
No chance ... too much padding ;)
JamieBcpfc
16-12-2003, 01:39 PM
i was 6666 a second ago
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 01:41 PM
and?
FourtyTwo
16-12-2003, 01:42 PM
that's old!!!
Older than Wedgy - and going by the number of birthday's he's had - he's old too!
JamieBcpfc
16-12-2003, 01:43 PM
hes about 300 now
FourtyTwo
16-12-2003, 01:44 PM
nearly as old as Yoda!
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 01:48 PM
I wonder if Yoda can spell?
FourtyTwo
16-12-2003, 01:49 PM
does he need to? Being like the most powerful jedi n all - I think people would agree with whatever he said the spelling was!
JamieBcpfc
16-12-2003, 01:57 PM
i 8 u wen u diss me spelin, i is gr8 at spellin, fnd sum problm wiv dis wurdz
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 02:02 PM
sorry?
Gerry from Sussex
16-12-2003, 02:04 PM
is the hardest word (to spell)
JamieBcpfc
16-12-2003, 02:05 PM
So Sad, So Sad, Its a sad,sad situation and its getting more and more absurd
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 02:06 PM
No, thats Antidestablishmentarianism.
9000 posts up, I'm on target for 10,000 by Friday.
Gerry from Sussex
16-12-2003, 02:07 PM
What time on Friday is your target?
JamieBcpfc
16-12-2003, 02:10 PM
skin and bone passed the hour
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by Gerry from Sussex
What time on Friday is your target?
Dunno yet.
Gerry from Sussex
16-12-2003, 02:28 PM
Even if you wait til 23:59 you still need about 300 a day - do you have that much bilge in you?
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 02:31 PM
Just you watch me fly Gerry.
Gerry from Sussex
16-12-2003, 02:36 PM
Like an eagle presumably
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 02:38 PM
I hope so. A Bald one!
Gerry from Sussex
16-12-2003, 02:50 PM
Okay Jim
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 02:52 PM
Kirk?
Gerry from Sussex
16-12-2003, 02:55 PM
Smith?
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 02:56 PM
Ah, I thought you'd come over all Spock with me.
Gerry from Sussex
16-12-2003, 02:57 PM
Sadly I am not quite as logical as the big eared one
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 03:01 PM
I dunno, you do alright.
Teaser
16-12-2003, 03:08 PM
:hi:
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 03:12 PM
Anyone keeping tabs on the "Lets count to a Million" thread will notice that very soon we will break the 50, 000 mark. I vote that we leave this momentous post to Teaser . Who's with me?
Gerry from Sussex
16-12-2003, 03:19 PM
There's only you and her and some student from Huddesrfield posting on there at the mo so should be easy enough to arrange. I can't count anyway!
Maidstoned Eagle
16-12-2003, 03:21 PM
But the night crew will be in soon and they love it.
JamieBcpfc
16-12-2003, 03:58 PM
sorry, i may have to take it
Gerry from Sussex
16-12-2003, 04:01 PM
power corrupts (even before you're elected)
JamieBcpfc
16-12-2003, 04:02 PM
your still about 300 away anyway
Gerry from Sussex
16-12-2003, 04:03 PM
only five minutes work for ME!
biggus mickus
16-12-2003, 05:12 PM
Leave it for teaser, I say.
1fa6
JamieBcpfc
16-12-2003, 05:14 PM
i probably won't be here anywhere, or you could give it to me as a birthday pressie
biggus mickus
16-12-2003, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
i probably won't be here anywhere, or you could give it to me as a birthday pressie
No, bollox. Its teasers I tell you, Teasers.
JamieBcpfc
16-12-2003, 05:41 PM
fine, she can have it, only if shes there at the time
mrgins
17-12-2003, 12:12 AM
watch out, here comes the night crew:D
JamieBcpfc
17-12-2003, 10:19 AM
argghhhhhhhhh
FourtyTwo
17-12-2003, 10:46 AM
Originally posted by Gerry from Sussex
There's only you and her and some student from Huddesrfield posting on there at the mo so should be easy enough to arrange. I can't count anyway!
I'm hurt that I'm just "some student from Huddersfield" in your eyes :sob:
FourtyTwo
17-12-2003, 10:59 AM
be sods law that we reach 49999 just as it all starts to happen!
FourtyTwo
17-12-2003, 11:00 AM
what would we do then?
biggus mickus
17-12-2003, 11:04 AM
Wait for her bto pop it out.;)
JamieBcpfc
17-12-2003, 11:38 AM
why has teaser being giving the privelige of posting 50,000 on the million thread
biggus mickus
17-12-2003, 12:30 PM
Because she is worthy, and your not, dear boy.
JamieBcpfc
17-12-2003, 12:56 PM
That is So Unfair,
I AM NOT YOUR SLAVE
biggus mickus
17-12-2003, 01:01 PM
I know your not, but Teaser should have the 50,000th post. Anyway, your not with child, or knobing the boss. :D
Teaser
17-12-2003, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
why has teaser being giving the privelige of posting 50,000 on the million thread
I haven't
Teaser
17-12-2003, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Because she is worthy, and your not, dear boy.
BLUSH :D
Teaser
17-12-2003, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
I know your not, but Teaser should have the 50,000th post. Anyway, your not with child, or knobing the boss. :D
:o
biggus mickus
17-12-2003, 01:36 PM
Damn, you read that! I am now a very red faced old man.;)
Maidstoned Eagle
17-12-2003, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
why has teaser being giving the privelige of posting 50,000 on the million thread
Why do you think she shouldn't? If you did it it'd probably come out as 05'000
Teaser
17-12-2003, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Damn, you read that! I am now a very red faced old man.;)
;)
Maidstoned Eagle
17-12-2003, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
Damn, you read that! I am now a very red faced old man.;)
with pink knackers
biggus mickus
17-12-2003, 02:01 PM
Very true Pedro, very true.
Maidstoned Eagle
17-12-2003, 02:01 PM
I'm like a Budweiser ad.
JamieBcpfc
17-12-2003, 02:03 PM
feck off M.E
Maidstoned Eagle
17-12-2003, 02:04 PM
LOL! Schools out!
biggus mickus
17-12-2003, 02:05 PM
How about new lyrics, to an old song!
Instead of, "my white bicycle". We could have.
"My pink testicles". Thought I would share that with you.:angel:
Maidstoned Eagle
17-12-2003, 02:07 PM
Or Springsteen singing about his "Big Pink Bollox"
JamieBcpfc
17-12-2003, 02:08 PM
do you have to talk about your balls in front of kids
Maidstoned Eagle
17-12-2003, 02:10 PM
feck off then.LOL!
biggus mickus
17-12-2003, 02:10 PM
Wait your turn, they will drop. LOL
Maidstoned Eagle
17-12-2003, 02:11 PM
195c
He's probably playing with his right now.
JamieBcpfc
17-12-2003, 02:14 PM
Have yours decayed with age yet, maybe its best to sell them so you can have money when you sit at home watching spelling bees
Maidstoned Eagle
17-12-2003, 02:15 PM
Jamie, you really don't want to start with this.
biggus mickus
17-12-2003, 02:16 PM
At my age, the only time I use them, is to stick them in Mark Holmes ears. LOL
Lenny
17-12-2003, 02:16 PM
pelotas peludas!
biggus mickus
17-12-2003, 02:16 PM
How clean are your ears Jamie?
Maidstoned Eagle
17-12-2003, 02:17 PM
They looked well used in the picture.
Worrying thing is they fit. Mark's only got small ears.
Maidstoned Eagle
17-12-2003, 02:21 PM
Tiny ears.
JamieBcpfc
17-12-2003, 02:22 PM
what was that got to do with anything
you seen the pink thing??
Maidstoned Eagle
17-12-2003, 02:23 PM
Thats exactly what people think of you lately, Jamie.
biggus mickus
17-12-2003, 02:24 PM
My bollox dont work! I had the snip years ago. Couldnt have any little bleeders running round looking like me. No way.
Maidstoned Eagle
17-12-2003, 02:25 PM
Loads of Ginger sperm! Six inches long!
biggus mickus
17-12-2003, 02:26 PM
LOL. Poor Mitch,having to kick one of mine out!!!!!!:eek:
JamieBcpfc
17-12-2003, 02:27 PM
What are you on about now
Maidstoned Eagle
17-12-2003, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by biggus mickus
LOL. Poor Mitch,having to kick one of mine out!!!!!!:eek:
It'd be carrying her after three months! LOL!
biggus mickus
17-12-2003, 02:28 PM
My bollox.
Maidstoned Eagle
17-12-2003, 02:28 PM
Your bollox?
biggus mickus
17-12-2003, 02:31 PM
Yes,my bollox.
Maidstoned Eagle
17-12-2003, 02:32 PM
Still imagining Mitch
This the start of a song??
Maidstoned Eagle
17-12-2003, 02:33 PM
Yeah, go on, what is it?
JamieBcpfc
17-12-2003, 02:40 PM
Shouldn't this be in the bollox thread, all this bollox talk
In the pub yesterday. All gone, Jutebox the lot so my mate brought in his portable with a load of 60's/70's tapes. 'Kin brill. Years since I heard Johnny Reggae etc.......
Maidstoned Eagle
17-12-2003, 02:41 PM
Was that Wendy Richards?
JamieBcpfc
17-12-2003, 02:46 PM
What Pauline Fowler
That was done by an outfit called the Piglets I think. She did come outside with Mike Sarne. God blimey. Are we really that old.
Maidstoned Eagle
17-12-2003, 02:48 PM
Did you mean to ask "What, Pauline Fowler?"?
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