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I think it's Wedgys imaginary friend!
JamieBcpfc
03-09-2003, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by Daniel_Nash
Noooooo!
Still going into the 2nd Bilge Division.
all you got to do is make up some more crap, and phsycokiller can be caught
JamieBcpfc
03-09-2003, 03:55 PM
so please can you do my bilge biography
windy
03-09-2003, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by NO1FAN
Oh my god I'm Sunderland :eek:
and you think you've got problems, poor old Lenny is Millwall :eek:
Wedgy
03-09-2003, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
pretty please, can you do it for me
Congratulations, I think you are the ONLY person to have posted on EVERY Chit Chat Gold Thread :eek:
Wedgy
03-09-2003, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by BaldEagle96
Forgive my ignorance here but who/what is this "Cheeky Trolley Girl" who has appeared at the top of the leader board?
He is BILGE Incarnate :eek: Ask PK :p
JamieBcpfc
03-09-2003, 03:58 PM
i was bored so decided to post on every thread
i am the best and i
fank you
JamieBcpfc
03-09-2003, 04:00 PM
ive posted 1/6 of the posts for the story thread, and i didnt start posting on it till a couple of months ago
I've just noticed that all this bilge has just put me in the BBS top 20 :lux:
Originally posted by Wedgy
Congratulations, I think you are the ONLY person to have posted on EVERY Chit Chat Gold Thread :eek:
That sounds like a challenge if ever I heard one :D
JamieBcpfc
03-09-2003, 04:03 PM
congratultions, i am trying to get into the top 50, if im not already been done
I have now posted in all the Gold threads too :lux:
JamieBcpfc
03-09-2003, 04:12 PM
wot, how quick is your computer
Daniel_Nash
03-09-2003, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by Wedgy
He is BILGE Incarnate :eek: Ask PK :p
He's the first ever Bilger!
I had already posted in 95% of the bilge, I only had a few to complete the set :D
JamieBcpfc
03-09-2003, 04:15 PM
who was he then anyone got a profile, i would like to see Dave and Dave Murry(a), and Bringbacksasa and shoemaker in the running
20cb
shoemaker is my Swedish workmate who I press-ganged into posting in Gold when I was bored :D
JamieBcpfc
03-09-2003, 04:18 PM
ah, so thats why he aint been back then
he is on holiday in Sweden at the moment but will be back posting Bilge soon!
Wedgy
03-09-2003, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
who was he then anyone got a profile, i would like to see Dave and Dave Murry(a), and Bringbacksasa and shoemaker in the running
Dave is only 1.86% Bilge :o
Sasa would only be Mid-lower table, but he has to want to be in it to appear :p
stop pretending to be ashamed of your score wedgy - you know you love it!
JamieBcpfc
03-09-2003, 04:29 PM
i would love to have a score like yours
JamieBcpfc
03-09-2003, 04:31 PM
You havent posted in person below u
God
strip him of his title
Wedgy
03-09-2003, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
You havent posted in person below u
God
strip him of his title
I have posted in Person Below You :D
They should really be merged :o
JamieBcpfc
03-09-2003, 04:34 PM
i know but they havent yet,
person below u is just a rubbish bollox thread
Ruskin Old Boy
03-09-2003, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by Wedgy
Dave is only 1.86% Bilge :o
crawler ;)
Wedgy
03-09-2003, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by Ruskin Old Boy
crawler ;)
I thought it more of an insult :D ;) He is the "holder" of the Bilge, but does not dish out the Bilge :eek:
Daniel_Nash
03-09-2003, 05:03 PM
Bilge Master?
Wedgy
03-09-2003, 05:04 PM
Brother Bilge?
Daniel_Nash
03-09-2003, 05:07 PM
The Loyal Order of Bilge?
JamieBcpfc
03-09-2003, 05:21 PM
Master Bilge
Teaser
03-09-2003, 05:37 PM
Well I have gone down to 16th now.... I was 14th earlier - I am not sure if that is good or bad..
Mini Cheddar
03-09-2003, 05:45 PM
thats good ;)
MicksSis
03-09-2003, 05:51 PM
I've not been around for a day or two, and look at this wonderful thread I've been missing......Ok Wedgy, I need to know how much Bilge I have been spouting...please!
JamieBcpfc
03-09-2003, 06:15 PM
i dont want to go down anymore places, but i reckon im on the up now
BaldEagle96
03-09-2003, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by Wedgy
He is BILGE Incarnate :eek: Ask PK :p
I presume you are talking about "Trolley" then by the "tone of your voice"...
BaldEagle96
03-09-2003, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by MicksSis
I've not been around for a day or two, and look at this wonderful thread I've been missing......Ok Wedgy, I need to know how much Bilge I have been spouting...please!
Loads and loads and loads!! :D
BaldEagle96
03-09-2003, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by BaldEagle96
I presume you are talking about "Trolley" then by the "tone of your voice"...
In fact having now seen that "he" has posted "8,890" posts which is "curiously" just above the total in your "last chart" I guess I am correct...
Do I get a gold star??
JamieBcpfc
03-09-2003, 07:35 PM
I didn know Trolley was a bilger surely those figures are wrong
Daniel_Nash
03-09-2003, 07:36 PM
Everything he says is Bilge!
"Bilge".
JamieBcpfc
03-09-2003, 07:39 PM
are you trying to say by those figures that you think everything trolley says is bilge
Daniel_Nash
03-09-2003, 07:41 PM
Jamie, are you thick? Or is it me who is being stupid and not explaining properly???
"Everything he says is Bilge!
"Bilge"."
Regarding Trolley. Have you read the things he "writes"?
Trolley's not even real, he is an alter-ego of someone.
BaldEagle96
03-09-2003, 07:42 PM
"BILGE"
JamieBcpfc
03-09-2003, 07:42 PM
true!
JamieBcpfc
03-09-2003, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by Daniel_Nash
Jamie, are you thick? Or is it me who is being stupid and not explaining properly???
"Everything he says is Bilge!
"Bilge"."
Regarding Trolley. Have you read the things he "writes"?
Trolley's not even real, he is an alter-ego of someone.
so who is trolleys alter ego, anyone worked it out
1f8f
BaldEagle96
03-09-2003, 07:43 PM
"Not me"
Daniel_Nash
03-09-2003, 07:43 PM
It's Pete.
JamieBcpfc
03-09-2003, 07:44 PM
weis
latvians best mate pete
Daniel_Nash
03-09-2003, 07:44 PM
Er.. yeah :D him!
BaldEagle96
03-09-2003, 07:45 PM
Ah you have spoilt it now for me! :sob: - I always thought is was PK :D
JamieBcpfc
03-09-2003, 07:45 PM
i still think that i havent had a proper explanation about pete, and what he has too do with the BBS
Daniel_Nash
03-09-2003, 07:47 PM
Pete has nothing to do with the BBS. Some people have a life outside it, weird, scary people.
BaldEagle96
03-09-2003, 07:48 PM
Pete Waterman - top bloke :p
JamieBcpfc
03-09-2003, 07:49 PM
then how does everyone know about pete, and what is so bad about him
BaldEagle96
03-09-2003, 07:55 PM
Ask Trolley - He will tell you all about Pete!
JamieBcpfc
03-09-2003, 07:58 PM
he is a •••• like tom smith
Daniel_Nash
03-09-2003, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
then how does everyone know about pete, and what is so bad about him
Not EVERYONE knows about Pete.
Only Latvian, Latvian Eagle, RDS, Kirby, Me, Lauren and a few others.... the last two (me and Lauren, for your benefit Jamie) haven't met him! Just heard the legend!
BaldEagle96
03-09-2003, 08:01 PM
This thread is fast heading for the 1,000 "true" bilge mark!
Daniel_Nash
03-09-2003, 08:02 PM
Do we get a certificate?
JamieBcpfc
03-09-2003, 08:03 PM
well i have heard about him, but not about the legend, if he has nothing to do with the bbs but is trolley than he does have something to do with the bbs
ps.I thnk Latvian and Latvian Eagle are the same person without further evidence
JamieBcpfc
03-09-2003, 08:04 PM
yeah for being true blue bilgers
Daniel_Nash
03-09-2003, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
well i have heard about him, but not about the legend, if he has nothing to do with the bbs but is trolley than he does have something to do with the bbs
ps.I thnk Latvian and Latvian Eagle are the same person without further evidence
You have read about him from them!
Pete is Trolley, but only in Trolley form. Pete himself is not a BBSer, Trolley (played by Pete) does. See?
No, they are different. I have met them both together on more than... err.. 3 or 4 occasions!
JamieBcpfc
03-09-2003, 08:07 PM
okay,
anyway im off, school(shudder,shudder) tommorow
so night all
Wedgy
03-09-2003, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by Daniel_Nash
No, they are different. I have met them both together on more than... err.. 3 or 4 occasions!
Thank god there is only one Latvian :D ;)
Daniel_Nash
03-09-2003, 08:11 PM
Indeed! :D
Still unsure about you though, not having met you :o
Wedgy
03-09-2003, 08:12 PM
Latvian, Trilby and PK could confirm .... I am real :o
Daniel_Nash
03-09-2003, 08:13 PM
Ah PK, not met him either! :o!
Wedgy
03-09-2003, 08:45 PM
Okay .... Last update for a day or two .... except for new entrants :p
GOD and BaldEagle96 just cannot help but keep swapping places :o
Wedgy Drops down to 5th :lux:
Ruskin Old Boy
03-09-2003, 08:50 PM
minardi mrdance in your slipstream Wedgy :D
MicksSis
03-09-2003, 09:42 PM
Originally posted by Wedgy
Latvian, Trilby and PK could confirm .... I am real :o
I can confirm that too;)
Thanks Wedgy, those figures have just confirmed something about me my other half has always said.......I talk aload of complete and utter.........:D
windy
03-09-2003, 09:43 PM
Ditto about my wife Sis :p
Mini Cheddar
03-09-2003, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by Wedgy
Latvian, Trilby and PK could confirm .... I am real :o
he's fibbing ...he's a pumpkin really ...haven't you ever noticed how he never comes out after midnight ? ;)
mrgins
03-09-2003, 11:15 PM
I see you're above me MC, get orf, it's time to go to work:D
Mini Cheddar
03-09-2003, 11:22 PM
you are more than welcome to my crown juniper bum .....but we will see - do your worst :o
1f5b
mrgins
03-09-2003, 11:47 PM
getting a little teste MC :)
Mini Cheddar
03-09-2003, 11:55 PM
no thanks ...I prefer bigger plums meself ;)
mrgins
03-09-2003, 11:59 PM
why does the term "penis envy" spring to mind??
Mini Cheddar
04-09-2003, 12:00 AM
'cos you wish you had one ??
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 12:00 AM
Originally posted by mrgins
why does the term "penis envy" spring to mind??
Been reading the Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood?
mrgins
04-09-2003, 12:01 AM
grown men cry in shame when I'm in the locker room:)
Mini Cheddar
04-09-2003, 12:03 AM
Groundhog Day instead of labor day today juniper bum ?
mrgins
04-09-2003, 12:04 AM
excellent response MC, I'm impressed. You must be exhausted after that!
Mini Cheddar
04-09-2003, 12:05 AM
not as exhausted as you are after that editing :D
mrgins
04-09-2003, 12:10 AM
I'm surprised you could read that fast. Did someone help you?
Mini Cheddar
04-09-2003, 12:19 AM
Thats rich coming from the bloke who doesn't know his alphabet :eek:
mrgins
04-09-2003, 12:29 AM
I'm in good company. Einstein didn't know his address:p
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 12:31 AM
But he was pissed all the time!
I mean, adding letters to make something. Really..
mrgins
04-09-2003, 12:43 AM
bad hair style too :(
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 12:45 AM
Bit rebellious certainly! :eek:
mrgins
04-09-2003, 12:59 AM
can't imagine him letting his hair down, can you?
Look at you sad barstards desperately trying to bump up their percentage ;)
Mini Cheddar
04-09-2003, 08:17 AM
and I think they will have succeeded ;)
'they'? so you arn't counting yourself then?
Wedgy
04-09-2003, 08:50 AM
Bilge and more bilge :lux:
Mini Cheddar
04-09-2003, 09:16 AM
Bilge extra :)
BaldEagle96
04-09-2003, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by MicksSis
.......I talk aload of complete and utter.........:D
Never was a truer word said!! :D
BaldEagle96
04-09-2003, 09:47 AM
Glad to see I am dropping down the table as you add more contestants Wedgy!! :p
where is the latest table?
BaldEagle96
04-09-2003, 10:10 AM
Previous page!!
NO1FAN
04-09-2003, 11:29 AM
28.67% I'm so going to be relegated. When does the season end?
Is there a transfer window so I can buy in some bilge from someone else?
NO1FAN
04-09-2003, 11:31 AM
I don't want to go down then I'd be playing bilge against the likes of scumwall, Grimsby and Palace :eek:
NO1FAN
04-09-2003, 11:43 AM
Simon Cowell Bilge Idol: Were looking for the Man Utd of bilge your more like Brighton!
NO1FAN: :sob: :sob: :sob:
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 11:45 AM
Simon Cowell:
Children's Bilge Parties, Yes; Bilge Idol, No.
People need to be directed that the place to pump up on bilge (no comments please) is the million thread...it can't be doing with taking 78 years :)
I'm doing my best (and it should be only 12 years!)
If we've taken 2.5 years to reach 32,000 ish....then it'll take 7.5 (ish) to reach around 100,000....so around 75 years (ish ish ish) to times that figure by 10! Unless it's going faster now that it was at the beginning...
my calculations are a bit ishy.
2810
I was a slow burner at first but is much faster in the last few months
perhaps i'll go back and see how long it takes us per '000 recently and work it out like that.
actually that's how i did it before i think. Sod it my guess of 12 years will do :)
Wedgy
04-09-2003, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by Marc
If we've taken 2.5 years to reach 32,000 ish
The Million thread was neglected for many many months with not one post, it was only resurected around 8 months ago (guessing) :p
Originally posted by Wedgy
it was only resurected around 8 months ago (guessing) :p
guessing, yer right LOL
Wedgy
04-09-2003, 12:33 PM
Originally posted by GOD
guessing, yer right LOL
I do guess and not make spreadsheets to calculate it .... sometimes you know ;)
so who are the top 'million thread' posters Wedgy?
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 12:35 PM
You nerd :D
Sir Wedge of Bilge.
Wedgy
04-09-2003, 12:35 PM
okay okay, it will take 10.95 years to get to a million at the current pace :o
Wedgy
04-09-2003, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by GOD
so who are the top 'million thread' posters Wedgy?
Total Posts: 25,131
User Posts
Wedgy 3081
GOD 2762
Lenny 2696
BaldEagle96 1907
Mini Cheddar 1526
Teaser 1443
Ruskin Old Boy 1144
NO1FAN 920
mrdance 868
BringBackSasa 830
charltonhater 783
Brett 550
Latvian 528
a.stew 508
Louis 495
we_8_brighton 436
Steinadler 401
as216 267
BUNGLE 263
JamieBcpfc 236
palace & proud 212
MicksSis 211
mrgins 204
Debaser 180
mikebow 154
Jimbo ? 112
CallMeBernard 109
windy 103
Marc 86
ginger eagle 79
sexyrazor 78
CPFC Gangster 75
Fide et Fiducia 74
Oliver Varcoe 69
markholmes1991 66
Chris Leitch 66
I was called 'Worried' 60
Miss Dee 58
selhurst 54
mrdance88 52
Psychokiller 42
Eagles Fan 41
Shipp Ahoy! 39
vas 35
cumbrian_eagles 33
Trilby 31
Shoemaker 30
Ben H 30
walderslade eagle 29
AddiscombeEagle 29
greybot 27
biggus mickus 27
RACING EAGLE 26
nicknewell 24
jlmatthews 21
BJ 19
Nicki 19
Raggy 18
PhilD 18
CPFC_R_GREAT 17
tmjwat 15
D J 15
little al 13
Flappy Chicken 13
nookiebear 12
Dave 12
hellsbells 12
A Wooden Fish On Wheels 12
SKATE 11
jrnicholson 11
JonnyF 11
Moontoad 11
Glaws Eagle 11
humpo 10
I.Flyer 10
LLCOOLSTEVE 10
David Murray 10
Oisin 9
joshr 9
Vince Hilarious 9
Little Matt 9
Kat 9
eaglesrus 9
SONNY 9
will hung 8
Judge 400 Years 8
Nymphomaniac 8
Santos-er 8
Brumie Allan 8
Regal Eagle 8
ukwhitevanman 8
Gerry from Sussex 8
Dan the Bee 8
Missshy 7
Dartford Lad 7
Will_of_Ferndown 6
Gosling 6
mharding 6
the_next_matt_jansen 6
Benzhiyi 6
Ian Hart 6
Son of Shacker 6
Holmesdale Block D 6
northern eagle 6
jempie 6
zonin2000 6
Palace 6
The Lion Tamer 5
goteborg 5
wholethedougout 5
Si121 5
Mike in Brum 5
RednBlue 5
Kevin T 5
Steve in Phoenix 4
DE - Glad All Over 4
Bud Eagle 4
jordanismygod 4
kolinkins 4
Zico Murphy 4
Anerley Eagle 4
Vic Eagle 4
LEBOWSKI 4
john sewell fan club 4
Eagle of the East 4
willblake88 4
colinT 4
Adam_Eagle 4
Ralph 4
westsussexeagle 4
Ted Rodgers 4
bucketbongeagle 4
Daniel_Nash 4
existential eagle 3
Media Eagle 3
Kevlon 3
Phil's Barber 3
Twyford Bee 3
Howie Lurker 3
christopher 3
RUSSELL 3
cgarcia 3
Webbo 3
Sugar Loaf 3
Del Boy 3
samtheeagle 3
Paul Stevens 3
Samo* 3
Scoey9000 3
cozy 3
Mr_Optimistic 3
Excowboy 3
Sunny Fan 3
Disco 3
earsham eagle 3
Niceaction 3
IofW-Palace 3
Gooders 3
GuildfordEagle 3
sideshow bob 3
ozeaglette 3
southlondonlalala 3
Grim Reaper 3
Spikemeister 2
Neil 2
freekickuk 2
MatthewT 2
lordanton 2
Selhurst300 2
kettle 2
Goldfish 2
Maidstoned Eagle 2
philly wil 2
mainstandeagle 2
alexthefatdog 2
PalaceBabe 2
Levski 2
Latvian Eagle 2
gjtango 2
pallet 2
mikestock 2
Yogi's revenge 2
Digger 2
Supa Ol 2
screamingalice 2
Italy Eagle 2
orpingtoneagle 2
Ollie Ox 2
Coconut Monk 2
SmithEagle 2
Darlingtoneagle 2
MATTY THE EAGLE 2
IT'S A DARTFORD THING 2
richmondeagle 2
Dodgy Ken 2
Riccardo 2
goldeneagle 2
BrolinISgod 2
Neil MacQueen 2
Ouch that Hurt! 2
Palace Don 1
Nelson Muntz 1
Son of Selhurst 1
NZsparky 1
King_Gazza 1
forsells no1 fan 1
Dobbo 1
bert head is god 1
elliott 1
RichieG 1
scifo10 1
GreatGonzo 1
Goldberg Basher 1
sevsxp 1
MR MICHAEL 1
richit 1
Kenny Ransom 1
Dan Dare 1
Passport 1
fish finger 1
Bomber Del 1
John1 1
SIMON OF SELHURST 1
atillio 1
Viking 1
Eddie McGoldrick's tash 1
Mental Fan 1
selhurstparkflyer 1
The Doctor 1
PENGE P 1
Ric Flair 1
Benny B Block 1
nibby 1
drunkymunky 1
Fatman 1
AndyChapman 1
Ian of Chatham 1
jaybee 1
Nik Nak 1
Sires 1
Bob S 1
Neil in Orpington 1
Billyd 1
MadRabbiinaCrimsonVolvo 1
Harry Holmesdale 1
Matty 1
mitcham eagle 1
adzcharlton 1
Clapham Grand 1
blondie eagle 1
Parkice 1
BOUNCINTIGG 1
ukjay_29 1
arghwhatsgoingon! 1
paf 1
Wingy_CPFC 1
Filthyfingerz 1
boxing francis 1
eagle mart 1
drl199 1
Edenbridge Eagle In Exile 1
richdeniro 1
Rach 1
Adrian 1
Strathclyde Eagle 1
Heb 7:4 1
DANGERMOUSE 1
kemsing eagle 1
E.X Moontoad 1
Sweaty Sock 1
John 24 1
BLUE BOY 1
James Chick 1
Finbar 1
Scotland's No9 1
PhillyEagle 1
g23 1
randomjack 1
Malakite 1
Captain Pizza 1
Belly 1
Captain Hook 1
pete eagle 1
Egg Sample 1
tw 1
yorkshire eagle 1
Ticker's Tailor 1
PalaceFan in Alabama 1
Baby Duck 1
Martin H 1
Payney 1
lost it 1
sticker 1
HOPE 1
SE20 1
New Roader 1
Archiebald Leitch 1
elgin eagle 1
Jolly Norwegian 1
DanishEagle 1
Fat Andy 1
webbplebb 1
GB 1
Long suffering 1
James 1
Canute 1
idiot 1
SARN 1
soogee 1
kit82 1
woolpacker no 2 1
What? 1
Raf 1
Uncle Brod 1
Silver Fox 1
Scotty 1
winners 1
Gilow 1
Missie Eagle 1
CPFC Pete 1
Simon Forrest 1
Pistike 1
Martin Searle 1
paulaminga 1
cybergibbons 1
sfera 1
Bourne Eagle 1
Ash 1
redandblue 1
Dean - JFC(2) 1
Kat 4-4-2 1
Tor 1
matthew 1
Steve H 1
Harrow Eagle 1
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Blimey there is a lot of people with 1 post! "Tried it once mate didn't like it" :clown:
Latvian
04-09-2003, 12:46 PM
Up goes my posts per dat again :D
Wedgy
04-09-2003, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by Wedgy
okay okay, it will take 10.95 years to get to a million at the current pace :o
Oh no! Sorry, mis-calculated .... only 8.21 years :D
NO1FAN
04-09-2003, 01:05 PM
woo hoo :)
:lux: We will get there before I'm 40 then!
Cool so most of us should be alive to see it's completion :D 78 years was a bit much, let it never be neglected again! I'm talking to YOU, GOD. Sir. If you wouldn't mind.
stop Bilging and start counting everyone!
Wedgy
04-09-2003, 04:21 PM
I've added 2 other Solid Bilgers to the table ...... no updated figures as yet guys.
I drop another place to 6th :lux:
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 04:24 PM
Been neglecting my bilge today. Sorry.
Regal Eagle
04-09-2003, 04:34 PM
Nice to be included Wedge........
mind you it doesn't match the place I came in the all England speed castanet playing contest held annually in Beverley Hall, Grant Rd Addiscombe.
I was winning until my castanets caught fire.:D
JamieBcpfc
04-09-2003, 04:48 PM
Catching up Ruskin Old Boy slowly, i need to do some serious bilging to make up for my time away
JamieBcpfc
04-09-2003, 04:49 PM
As i said i need to do some serious bilging
windy
04-09-2003, 05:36 PM
I'm desperately trying to get into 4 figures, I feel like a second class bilger at the moment!
JamieBcpfc
04-09-2003, 06:02 PM
u are
JamieBcpfc
04-09-2003, 06:05 PM
id like to see the story thread one of them
Ruskin Old Boy
04-09-2003, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
Catching up Ruskin Old Boy slowly, i need to do some serious bilging to make up for my time away
Well if you will go to school :D ... I hope you've told the Ukrainian squad not to go in hard on Hughes?
BaldEagle96
04-09-2003, 06:46 PM
Can you find some more then I can drop into the second division! I really do not think it is that cool to have written so much "bilge" over the year or so I have been a member. There again if you add the thousand odd posts from my previous user names (not one of which was bilge) then my percentage would drop dramatically!!
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 06:47 PM
This whole Bilge thing is over rated anyway!
Other forums should be included, like the Video Game one!
BaldEagle96
04-09-2003, 06:49 PM
And the what are you listening/reading too.....
Still Gold is the best forum so bollox to the rest of them!!
Long live BILGE!
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 06:51 PM
Yep, and them too!
See, widen the bilge-o-meter!
BaldEagle96
04-09-2003, 06:53 PM
Wedgy needs two hours off a day/night though!
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 06:54 PM
He should have thought about that before starting this thread :D
BaldEagle96
04-09-2003, 06:55 PM
Typical Wedgy - feet first!
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 06:55 PM
Wading in without thinking... d'oh :o
BaldEagle96
04-09-2003, 06:59 PM
Virginia would be proud of him!
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 07:02 PM
Virginia is for Hustlers!
BaldEagle96
04-09-2003, 07:05 PM
Last Wimbledon champion though for us!
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 07:07 PM
Oh her! Haha! She has a rather fine 'tache nowadays!
BaldEagle96
04-09-2003, 07:11 PM
Seem to remember she had one back then as well!!
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 07:12 PM
I wouldn't know ;) :o
I don't know if i was alive or not :D
BaldEagle96
04-09-2003, 07:13 PM
I was - and I met her when she was playing in Eastbourne before Wimbledon as I was working at the Grand then!! All the big stars stayed with us and she used to stay in a private hotel (The Norfolk - I think) instead!
2009
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 07:14 PM
Big time Charlie ;)!
BaldEagle96
04-09-2003, 07:18 PM
MOI! ;)
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 07:20 PM
Virg' i meant :D
BaldEagle96
04-09-2003, 07:25 PM
Not really though 'cos the Grand is/was 5 star and the other 2 or 3!
Ruskin Old Boy
04-09-2003, 07:26 PM
Same alma mater ... she's just a bit older than me ;)
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 07:26 PM
But it was still private ;)
Could she sing? Or did Pete and Simon vote her out of Bilge Idol?
BaldEagle96
04-09-2003, 07:29 PM
First one to be voted out as she was/is an ugly cow!
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 07:30 PM
True, being Bilge Idol isn't just about content.. the image is part of the package they are looking for.
Ugly but talented people don't often get a look in, in these kind of competitions.
mrgins
04-09-2003, 07:42 PM
how profound, danny boy:p
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 07:43 PM
Well, i do have a brain you know ;)
JamieBcpfc
04-09-2003, 07:51 PM
Who are the ugly but talented people then
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 08:04 PM
Vriginia Wade, Rik Waller off the top of my head.
JamieBcpfc
04-09-2003, 08:05 PM
How about Kris with a K Bummstead
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 08:07 PM
Whoever he is.. sure!
JamieBcpfc
04-09-2003, 08:09 PM
So you dont no what im talking about, im sure some one will
Ruskin Old Boy
04-09-2003, 08:36 PM
Naw
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 08:39 PM
Bed time, Jamie. School tomorrow, chop chop!
JamieBcpfc
04-09-2003, 08:39 PM
He was a husband of a famous tv charechter, divorced
Ruskin Old Boy
04-09-2003, 08:39 PM
and you danny boy :D
JamieBcpfc
04-09-2003, 08:40 PM
yeah ill go to bed when i wanna go
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 08:40 PM
I don't have school tomorrow!
I have Uni in October ;)!
JamieBcpfc
04-09-2003, 08:41 PM
so clue 2-He is hated by someone called Adam
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 08:42 PM
No one cares.
JamieBcpfc
04-09-2003, 08:43 PM
3.Someone cares, and hes black
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 08:45 PM
Andi Peters.
Ainsley Harriot.
JamieBcpfc
04-09-2003, 08:46 PM
i told u his name
he was on a famous itv drama/comedy now ended
JamieBcpfc
04-09-2003, 08:47 PM
anyway i shall go now, good night all
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 08:48 PM
Then why are we playing the game if you told us the answer?
Ruskin Old Boy
04-09-2003, 08:57 PM
does uni know what it's let itself into? :D
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 08:58 PM
I don't know what you mean!! :angel:
I'm a good student, really!
mrgins
04-09-2003, 10:26 PM
don't go near any windows:D
sorry, I know thats a sore topic :bash:
Daniel_Nash
04-09-2003, 10:27 PM
It's not sore...
mrgins
05-09-2003, 01:34 AM
$90 smarts a little don't it?
Wedgy
05-09-2003, 08:25 AM
Should the Bilge Idol be split into 2 divisions eventually? :D
NO1FAN
05-09-2003, 08:33 AM
No I like being In the top division even If I am bottom.
Wedgy
05-09-2003, 08:44 AM
:D
Wedgy
05-09-2003, 09:14 AM
No-one noticed their has been no 16th place on the Bilge Idol table :eek:
This has now been corrected and BaldEagles "FTSE100 Styleeee" arrows added :o
Will try and do an update of the figures later today :p
1fa8
Ruskin Old Boy
05-09-2003, 09:14 AM
Originally posted by mrgins
don't go near any windows:D
sorry, I know thats a sore topic :bash:
It is if defenestration follows
I'm the only person going up! :lux: or should that be :sob: ?
NO1FAN
05-09-2003, 09:30 AM
The more people that join the table the worse It looks for me :sob:
Wedgy
05-09-2003, 09:41 AM
Let's go on a BILGE recruiting drive :o
NO1FAN
05-09-2003, 09:48 AM
Nooooooooo :sob:
BaldEagle96
05-09-2003, 10:00 AM
Wedgy - you are one sad individual!!!!!! But we love you!!!
Wedgy
05-09-2003, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by BaldEagle96
Wedgy - you are one sad individual!!!!!! But we love you!!!
:love: :lux:
Wedgy
05-09-2003, 10:52 AM
Here's an update 36 hours later ..... no position changes, so further updates will be weekly :D
NO1FAN is the biggest mover with +2%, but he will need to post to more than the 50% of Bilge threads he currently does to make any real progress :o He needs to make 95 more Bilge posts to make it out of the religation zone and send PK down :D
NO1FAN
05-09-2003, 11:01 AM
Yay :lux: I'm still flucking bottom :grrr:
Wedgy
05-09-2003, 11:03 AM
Just 95 more bilge posts mate :p
NO1FAN
05-09-2003, 11:05 AM
And then I'm off the bottom?
Wedgy
05-09-2003, 11:06 AM
Originally posted by NO1FAN
And then I'm off the bottom?
and then you are 20th mate :lux:
NO1FAN
05-09-2003, 11:08 AM
Wedgy could you do me a favour? Are you a moderator?
NO1FAN
05-09-2003, 11:23 AM
I need someone to move the betting thread into chit chat gold. :D
Daniel_Nash
05-09-2003, 11:25 AM
This is all very unfair!
Just because some people spend their time elsewhere... :hmph:
How about including the Betting Thread for those of us in the table, and the Listening to, Reading one..
go on!
BaldEagle96
05-09-2003, 11:40 AM
Just need to post on every thread as it comes up No1.. How do you think Wedgy has made 20K posts! (there again how do you think I have made 13K too)
NO1FAN
05-09-2003, 11:44 AM
Nah can't be bothered with that. I want someone else to get me out of the relegation zone :D
BaldEagle96
05-09-2003, 11:45 AM
Bud :p
NO1FAN
05-09-2003, 11:47 AM
Rum & coke mmmmmmm
BaldEagle96
05-09-2003, 11:52 AM
Dark rum and coke and plenty of ice mmmmmmmmmmmmm
NO1FAN
05-09-2003, 11:53 AM
Thats the one :)
Jameson and coke is nice too!
NO1FAN
05-09-2003, 11:58 AM
Black russian mmmmmmm
Wedgy
05-09-2003, 01:06 PM
Just 56 more posts mate and you are out of the relegation zone (as long as you haven't been unfaithful to Bilge today either ;))
BaldEagle96
05-09-2003, 01:34 PM
So how many outside gold posts do I need to make to drop down into the relegation zone??
Wedgy
05-09-2003, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by BaldEagle96
So how many outside gold posts do I need to make to drop down into the relegation zone??
You need to make another 19,600 posts WITHOUT posting in Chit Chat Gold at all to get into the relegation zone :eek:
i.e. NOT POSSIBLE :o
BaldEagle96
05-09-2003, 01:42 PM
Knew you would work it out for me - I couldn't be arsed!!!
And I think you are right about the impossible bit as well :D
Latvian
05-09-2003, 01:57 PM
This is a shame, I'm slipping down the table despite some hardcore bilging - damn work :veryangry
NO1FAN
05-09-2003, 02:00 PM
1e06
No work for me, no work for me la la la la :D
BaldEagle96
05-09-2003, 02:03 PM
Rather be at work than minding the kids mate!! ;)
NO1FAN
05-09-2003, 02:12 PM
Only one kid and It's a piece of piss I really can't describe how easy It Is (although don't tell the missus that)
NO1FAN
05-09-2003, 02:13 PM
Although having said that I don't know how easy It will be next week without the ciggies :eek:
CHIT CHAT GOLD HEATH WARNING: POSTING BILGE WHILE LOOKING AFTER CHILDREN CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE THEIR HEALTH - DON'T MAKE OTHERS READ YOUR BILGE!
Latvian
05-09-2003, 02:16 PM
C'mon god thats just bilge in itself!
NO1FAN
05-09-2003, 02:17 PM
bilge bilge bilge bilge bilge
Wedgy
05-09-2003, 02:30 PM
36 posts to go, but I see you have been straying from the Bilge :veryangry
NO1FAN
05-09-2003, 02:32 PM
I'm sorry :sob:
Wedgy
05-09-2003, 02:33 PM
that sort of behaviour would get you banished from Bilge if GOD had his way :D
NO1FAN
05-09-2003, 02:35 PM
Stop stalking me :eek: :D
Wedgy
05-09-2003, 02:38 PM
You are nearly there :D ...... not stalking you ..... Trying to save yourself the disgrace of the BBS's Worst Bilger :o
NO1FAN
05-09-2003, 02:43 PM
The bilging league Is upside down the bilging league Is upside down. I should be top but I'm bottom the bilging league Is upside down :D
Wedgy
05-09-2003, 02:50 PM
You are off the bottom :lux:
GET DAN :p - Humiliate Him :o
NO1FAN
05-09-2003, 02:51 PM
yo yo yo yo wicked bling (and all that crap)
BaldEagle96
05-09-2003, 03:04 PM
Daniel deserves to humiliated!!!!
Wedgy
05-09-2003, 03:25 PM
He's got a whole 1% to make up ... doubt it will be achieved today :(
NO1FAN
05-09-2003, 03:27 PM
wanna bet :D
BaldEagle96
05-09-2003, 03:29 PM
As long as that bone idle lazy good for nothing God stays in front of me I will be okay!!
Ruskin Old Boy
05-09-2003, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by GOD
CHIT CHAT GOLD HEATH WARNING: POSTING BILGE WHILE LOOKING AFTER CHILDREN CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE THEIR HEALTH - DON'T MAKE OTHERS READ YOUR BILGE!
LOL - Stopping bilging gives you more time to lead a sensible life :clown:
BaldEagle96
05-09-2003, 03:38 PM
New poll - who does the least work
A/. Wedgy
or
B/. God
I think it is a close run thing!
Mini Cheddar
05-09-2003, 03:45 PM
or C/. me :lux:
NO1FAN
05-09-2003, 03:47 PM
D/. Me
BaldEagle96
05-09-2003, 03:50 PM
I was waiting for someone to add me! :D
and MC you are rarely on here during working hours from what I can see anyway!
NO1FAN
05-09-2003, 03:50 PM
Would never be so rude Baldy
JamieBcpfc
05-09-2003, 03:50 PM
How come im making up percentage so slowly, how much bilge to i need to post to pass ruskin old boy
JamieBcpfc
05-09-2003, 03:51 PM
I need more bilge
JamieBcpfc
05-09-2003, 03:52 PM
MORE BILGE
Mini Cheddar
05-09-2003, 03:52 PM
I think you have plenty Jamie ;)
JamieBcpfc
05-09-2003, 03:53 PM
this is your fault, wedgy you've put pressure on me to be a gold bilger
Wedgy
05-09-2003, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
How come im making up percentage so slowly, how much bilge to i need to post to pass ruskin old boy
121 PURE BILGE posts :p
BaldEagle96
05-09-2003, 03:53 PM
not so much time on his hands now though ;)
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