View Full Version : Bilge Idol
Goldberg Basher
06-02-2004, 09:16 PM
Fc uk the spelling, get straight to the meaning.;)
Latvian
06-02-2004, 09:26 PM
Innit?
Gerry from Sussex
06-02-2004, 09:27 PM
depends
Goldberg Basher
06-02-2004, 09:55 PM
don't get picky on me.
Gerry from Sussex
06-02-2004, 09:58 PM
never touched you
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 12:02 AM
You know yellow fingers are a tell-tale sign of a chain smoker?
Latvian
07-02-2004, 12:24 AM
what about brown fingers?
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 12:25 AM
Seagull lover?
mrgins
07-02-2004, 01:15 AM
don't you like birds?
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 01:17 AM
Any apart from seagulls. What about you? Could you love a seagul?
mrgins
07-02-2004, 01:31 AM
only a seagull could love another seagull
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 09:18 AM
I like ducks
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 11:06 AM
Just don't shoot them.
mrgins
07-02-2004, 02:00 PM
bite their little heads off
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 02:25 PM
Kill them first please.
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 02:26 PM
you shyould take some time off
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 02:26 PM
I do sleep you know. Nice walk?
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 02:29 PM
lots of sun and fresh air
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 02:29 PM
renewed energy for bilging
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 02:30 PM
have to listen to the foooty first
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 02:30 PM
200 pposts tonite - easy
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 02:31 PM
Of course.
1f65
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 02:31 PM
Although there's no nicer feeling ...
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 02:31 PM
after tea
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 02:31 PM
than taking a picnic out to the country ...
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 02:32 PM
with a few chilled drinks and some lovely lunch ...
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 02:32 PM
and listening to the game on a radio ...
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 02:33 PM
knowing that you can scream and shout as loud as you want ...
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 02:33 PM
without anyone thinking you're on day release from the care home.
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 04:09 PM
or that you are called Jamie
biggus mickus
07-02-2004, 04:10 PM
I Fuc*ing love AJ.
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 04:11 PM
What's changed from last season?
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 04:11 PM
TF
mrgins
07-02-2004, 05:38 PM
AJ, JG,
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 05:39 PM
oxo SK
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 05:40 PM
AJ's the constant though.
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 05:42 PM
and SJ
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 05:42 PM
and gdbu
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 05:42 PM
don't forget the tea ladies
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 05:43 PM
and me
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 05:54 PM
and him
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 06:15 PM
and you.
mrgins
07-02-2004, 06:33 PM
don't forget me:sob:
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 06:34 PM
and ginny :D
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 10:00 PM
how could we forget mrgins
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 10:00 PM
mark hudson was not a constant but played a big part
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 10:58 PM
Had a good meal GB
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 10:59 PM
I've been busy while you were scoffing
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 11:00 PM
you'll have to do some overtime agian tonight
mrgins
07-02-2004, 11:53 PM
I just went to see a friend of ours give a speech to open his campaign for governor of vermont. he's running for howies old job:p
JamieBcpfc
08-02-2004, 09:03 AM
Does anyone here think Jim Cannon is the best palace player ever
Gerry from Sussex
08-02-2004, 10:24 AM
Not the best no
Gerry from Sussex
08-02-2004, 10:25 AM
but a great captain
mrgins
08-02-2004, 05:26 PM
what defines a best player? just skills or all round effectiveness? or just being able to fart the loudest in the locker room?
Gerry from Sussex
08-02-2004, 05:27 PM
skill, heart and charisma (but not farting!)
mrgins
08-02-2004, 05:45 PM
oh crap, I guess that eliminates me then
Gerry from Sussex
08-02-2004, 05:46 PM
oh, okay, farting counts as well
mrgins
08-02-2004, 06:01 PM
good! so if I played for palace, I'd have been the best player of all time, right?
Gerry from Sussex
08-02-2004, 07:21 PM
all time hall of fame
Latvian
08-02-2004, 09:07 PM
whoopsie, just dropped one!
mrgins
08-02-2004, 09:15 PM
1fa2
oh oh! competition!
Gerry from Sussex
08-02-2004, 09:52 PM
game over mrg? Did you win?
Gerry from Sussex
08-02-2004, 09:54 PM
scrub that - we don't want to talk about today's game!
mrgins
09-02-2004, 12:20 AM
thanks for the reprieve gerry:p
FourtyTwo
09-02-2004, 12:40 PM
no table today :(
Gerry from Sussex
09-02-2004, 12:41 PM
must have a good time on saturday 42
FourtyTwo
09-02-2004, 12:45 PM
me?
erm no. I'm ashamed to admit that...
in fact no, I'm not even telling the story - it's that bad!
Gerry from Sussex
09-02-2004, 12:46 PM
you have to now
Hi folks. Is this story worth popping in for then?
FourtyTwo
09-02-2004, 12:51 PM
possibly - I decided to go and see Huddersfield v Darlington for £1. being a hard up student it seemed like a good deal, as opposed to spending £25 odd on going to Sheffield to see Palace.
However... it was the worst game I've seen for several seasons (and that includes Braintree v Heybridge on Boxing Day!),as well as it being feckin freezing.
So, that's my shameful story!
Gerry from Sussex
09-02-2004, 12:52 PM
It is indeed shameful!
FourtyTwo
09-02-2004, 12:54 PM
I'm sorry :sob: :sob: :sob:
I promise I'll try and make it up.
Gerry from Sussex
09-02-2004, 12:55 PM
well, I didn't even consider going so my story is worse
Gerry from Sussex
09-02-2004, 12:56 PM
went to the saeside instead!!
Gerry from Sussex
09-02-2004, 12:56 PM
but it is a LONG way to yourkshire for me
FourtyTwo
09-02-2004, 01:00 PM
indeed.
tell ya wot - when I move into my house in April, any time u wanna come to a Yorkshire game, let me know n u can kip over!
Same goes for everyone else!!!
That should go some to make up for my shameful non-attendance!
Gerry from Sussex
09-02-2004, 01:01 PM
what if we ALL turn up?!
FourtyTwo
09-02-2004, 01:02 PM
well, we'll have a double air mattress, plus two beds in the spare room.
they can go on a first come first serve. The rest can find floor space.
But the offer's there!
Gerry from Sussex
09-02-2004, 01:04 PM
that will be fun
back to work now
bye
FourtyTwo
09-02-2004, 01:06 PM
see ya later Gerry!
Goldberg Basher
09-02-2004, 01:25 PM
Me too?
Gerry from Sussex
09-02-2004, 03:12 PM
him too
Wedgy
09-02-2004, 07:56 PM
http://www.btinternet.com/~mrevans/bilgeidol/20040209table.jpg
BaldEagle96
09-02-2004, 08:00 PM
Yeah I dropped one!! And evening Wedgy - still in hiding then?????
mrgins
09-02-2004, 08:08 PM
OK 42, I want to reserve some space at your place for me and the kids and my inlaws, but I'll need kingsize beds, full english breakfast and packed lunches:p
Goldberg Basher
10-02-2004, 12:29 AM
Was getting dangerously close to tops there. Down to 4th.
mrgins
10-02-2004, 02:13 AM
what happened GB? you've been bilging like a maniac
Goldberg Basher
10-02-2004, 06:33 AM
Not been faithful to CCG I'm afraid. Mostly I've been good but sometimes I get the urge to talk "sensibly".
FourtyTwo
10-02-2004, 01:45 PM
oh well. Managed to gain on Gins, despite a drop in %. I'm happy!
yeah, u 2 GB! and if ya wanna come to Yorkshire Gins - ur more than welcome!
Goldberg Basher
10-02-2004, 02:34 PM
I'm looking to fight my way back up the table next week lads.
FourtyTwo
10-02-2004, 03:21 PM
as long as you stay loyal to CCG, you should be ok!
Goldberg Basher
10-02-2004, 03:39 PM
It's gonna be tough but I reckon by the time I get to 20,000 I'll be around 95%.
FourtyTwo
10-02-2004, 03:40 PM
well, that'll mean no more posts outside Gold!
mikestock
10-02-2004, 05:25 PM
1f6f
Is bilge idol settling down a bit?
no one changed by more than a couple of percent this week
FourtyTwo
10-02-2004, 05:40 PM
it's a fortnightly update nowadays Mike!
FourtyTwo
10-02-2004, 05:42 PM
and there's a new game in town - check out the Hobowars (Part 2) thread in General Chit Chat!
Gerry from Sussex
10-02-2004, 10:50 PM
dont like it
Goldberg Basher
10-02-2004, 10:53 PM
can't be arsed with that.
Gerry from Sussex
10-02-2004, 11:03 PM
its crap
Gerry from Sussex
10-02-2004, 11:03 PM
and anti social
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 12:06 AM
And dull IMHO.
mrgins
11-02-2004, 02:38 AM
I'm over 10,000 posts:lux:
(actually I'm a little ashamed of that:o )
FourtyTwo
11-02-2004, 08:07 AM
oh well MrGins. Nothing you can do about it, so you might as well use it as a reason to celebrate!
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 08:37 AM
we are not asahmed of mrgins
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 08:37 AM
not very anyway
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 09:48 AM
Bilgers rule the BBS, OK
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 10:58 AM
ever heard of Asante Kotoko GB
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 10:59 AM
bet you wouldn't have got that one
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 11:01 AM
Explain please.
FourtyTwo
11-02-2004, 11:02 AM
I'm confused too!
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 11:02 AM
see hangman
FourtyTwo
11-02-2004, 11:03 AM
should have guessed it'd be in there!
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 11:04 AM
Is obscure enough to fox me.
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 11:05 AM
thought so
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 11:05 AM
CE was being a bit sneaky there
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 11:05 AM
When isn't he?
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 11:08 AM
how many 100s of posts today!?
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 11:09 AM
need a biiger lead than that to be safe
FourtyTwo
11-02-2004, 11:10 AM
what we talking about now?
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 11:11 AM
GBs obsession
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 11:12 AM
Gerry's need to catch me every time.
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 11:12 AM
don't NEED to
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 11:13 AM
but still WILL
FourtyTwo
11-02-2004, 11:13 AM
still confused!
I got a new phone today!
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 11:15 AM
Oh well. Up the table together eh Gerry? But we need others. Come on 42 you're almost in the top 50.
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 11:15 AM
mobile thingy?
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 11:15 AM
I HATE mobiles
FourtyTwo
11-02-2004, 11:17 AM
I dont have a landline
so it's kinda essential!
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 12:22 PM
okay, just don't use it on the train
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 01:03 PM
Or in the car.
rhiannapaul
11-02-2004, 02:12 PM
21 again
1fa5
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 02:14 PM
Need to bilge more often.
biggus mickus
11-02-2004, 03:45 PM
So do I.
some people don't need any practice
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 03:48 PM
Some are naturals
biggus mickus
11-02-2004, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by CK
some people don't need any practice
:hmph:
off to tenerife on the 20th for a weeks R&R
Tuff init
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 03:50 PM
Warm enough?
72 top island 5c warmer down the south
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 03:54 PM
Plenty then for t-shirts.
biggus mickus
11-02-2004, 03:55 PM
Only got up to 24c today.:D :rolleyes:
biggus mickus
11-02-2004, 03:58 PM
About 77f. ish
Chatted to Chickus at the Watford game. Next thing she's standing on a chair at the far end of the Cherries, surrounded by (oops it was dons not watford) MK Dons fans leading the Palace singing. This was prematch. All pretty good natured though, and that was the game that was delayed an hour so spirits were..............liquid:p
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 04:02 PM
maybe they should delay all the games
biggus mickus
11-02-2004, 04:02 PM
If there is a drop of booze about, our Chickus will be to the fore.:p
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 04:02 PM
better still, invite the team over to the cherries and have the game there!
biggus mickus
11-02-2004, 04:08 PM
LOL. If Kember had still been manager, it could have happened. LOL:D
can we have the fireworks as well??
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 04:12 PM
and the cheerleaders?
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 04:21 PM
and the parachute guys
biggus mickus
11-02-2004, 04:21 PM
Stop it you two, its making me feel the loss of a pint of bitter.
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 04:22 PM
I'll have one.
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 04:22 PM
cant have that
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 04:23 PM
tube him quick
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 04:23 PM
I'll have a Mahou instead.
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 04:24 PM
can you get that on a drip
biggus mickus
11-02-2004, 04:24 PM
ROFL. Load of gits, I need a pint of ESB now.
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 04:25 PM
:)
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 04:26 PM
have two pints
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 04:26 PM
you'll feel better then
biggus mickus
11-02-2004, 04:28 PM
Drinking Erdinger beer at this moment. Its good, but not ESB.:(
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 04:30 PM
Take your word on that, never heard of it.
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 04:30 PM
go out and buy some - take your time
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 04:31 PM
Got a wife for that.
biggus mickus
11-02-2004, 04:31 PM
German wheat beer. Its got a nutty/bitter flavour. Its very good.
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 04:32 PM
no really
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 04:32 PM
take as long as you need
biggus mickus
11-02-2004, 04:38 PM
1f58
Small ball of string.
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 04:40 PM
little furry thing
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 04:40 PM
Catty.
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 04:41 PM
sweety
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 04:41 PM
or bitchy?
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 04:42 PM
you choose
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 04:42 PM
or just sweaty?
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 04:42 PM
always
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 04:43 PM
wings
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 04:43 PM
huh?
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 06:43 PM
thread convergence.
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 11:00 PM
okay spipll GB areui realy famous?
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 11:18 PM
i ahbve to know
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 11:20 PM
Do you think I am on bilge?
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 11:22 PM
dfopu8 you thoknk oim on drugs!
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 11:22 PM
must tupe slowky
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 11:22 PM
s l o w l yy
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 11:47 PM
S L O W E R
mrgins
12-02-2004, 01:37 AM
If he goes any slower he'll be in reverse
Goldberg Basher
12-02-2004, 07:01 AM
Or a crawl (geddit?)
Gerry from Sussex
12-02-2004, 08:39 AM
I don't get it
Goldberg Basher
12-02-2004, 09:31 AM
You didn't get it last night?
Gerry from Sussex
12-02-2004, 09:32 AM
still don't. anyways I thought you were working today
Goldberg Basher
12-02-2004, 09:35 AM
You should be too. Crawling, as in your avatar.
Gerry from Sussex
12-02-2004, 09:38 AM
I am linked to the office on my other computer
Goldberg Basher
12-02-2004, 09:40 AM
I meant working at home not being on the CCG.
Gerry from Sussex
12-02-2004, 09:42 AM
i'm doing a bit of both
Goldberg Basher
12-02-2004, 11:15 AM
Not always 50/50 though ...
Gerry from Sussex
12-02-2004, 11:19 AM
take 40/60?
Goldberg Basher
12-02-2004, 11:20 AM
Favouring which?
Gerry from Sussex
12-02-2004, 11:23 AM
ha!
actually I'm only hanging around to finish the hangman but CE is struggling for once
Goldberg Basher
12-02-2004, 11:24 AM
It is a bit obscure mind you. Not surprised he's struggling.
Gerry from Sussex
12-02-2004, 11:25 AM
well, it's one of those you wouldn't forget once you've heard it. He was around then so I thought he might
Gerry from Sussex
12-02-2004, 11:26 AM
btw - i did a palace history cos I thought you weren't around
Goldberg Basher
12-02-2004, 11:28 AM
Never mind. Nice to see calne struggling for once.
Do you know a good site for Palace history?
Gerry from Sussex
12-02-2004, 11:37 AM
www.crystalpalace-mad.co.uk/news/loadsngl.asp?CID=ED21
www.rednbluearmy.com/NewSite/Pages/History.htm
tonyd.users.netlink.co.uk/cp_hist.htm
www.btinternet.com/~upforgrabsnow/palace.html
and Nigel Sands books
Gerry from Sussex
12-02-2004, 11:37 AM
which is wheren I got the thingy cup from
Goldberg Basher
12-02-2004, 11:43 AM
Cheers Gerry :)
I won't look until the hangman's completed though.
1f92
Gerry from Sussex
12-02-2004, 11:44 AM
how could you if you haven't got the book yet!!
Goldberg Basher
12-02-2004, 11:47 AM
Thought you meant one of the websites. You didn't make it clear in your 2nd reply
Gerry from Sussex
12-02-2004, 11:53 AM
I make it a rule to be as unclear as possible
Gerry from Sussex
12-02-2004, 11:53 AM
that way no-one is ever really sure what you said, so can't hold you to it!!
Goldberg Basher
12-02-2004, 12:25 PM
You're good, I'll say that about you.
Gerry from Sussex
12-02-2004, 05:06 PM
GB made it to 10,000 :lux: :lux:
Bilgers rule the BBS :lux:
My turn next :clown:
Goldberg Basher
12-02-2004, 06:51 PM
Thank you Thank you.
Hurry it up Gerry! Starting to see fresh air between us.:D
Latvian
12-02-2004, 07:25 PM
wait for me :sob:
Goldberg Basher
12-02-2004, 07:28 PM
Better watch out. I'll be overtaking you soon Latty.
mrgins
12-02-2004, 09:22 PM
Hallo:hi:
g'bye:hi:
Goldberg Basher
12-02-2004, 10:16 PM
Your usual quick in and out ginny?
Gerry from Sussex
12-02-2004, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by Goldberg Basher
Hurry it up Gerry! Starting to see fresh air between us.:D
No, I can't keep up. Work is very pressing at the moment and for the forseeable. I'll get there in my own time.
Gerry from Sussex
12-02-2004, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by Goldberg Basher
Your usual quick in and out ginny?
Me too, I'm just passing through
Goldberg Basher
12-02-2004, 11:55 PM
Shame, again.
Gerry from Sussex
13-02-2004, 08:11 AM
will anyone be able to unravel the mystery of stoke poges
Goldberg Basher
13-02-2004, 08:11 AM
Is that a question?;)
Gerry from Sussex
13-02-2004, 08:18 AM
it can be if you want
biggus mickus
13-02-2004, 08:37 AM
Early bilging for me today.
biggus mickus
13-02-2004, 09:37 AM
Waiting for tiles to be delivered. So, a day off. Bloody Spanish.:grrr:
Gerry from Sussex
13-02-2004, 11:28 AM
Bloody Spanish all day siesta and all night eating and drinking. A bit like BM come to think of it :D
Goldberg Basher
13-02-2004, 11:51 AM
Not a bad life IMHO.
biggus mickus
13-02-2004, 01:37 PM
CK is very queit today!:eek: Expect more from him after his "Stella time"
mrgins
13-02-2004, 07:45 PM
eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we beat stoke
Gerry from Sussex
13-02-2004, 10:43 PM
unless we croak
Gerry from Sussex
13-02-2004, 10:44 PM
or should that be choke
mrgins
13-02-2004, 11:32 PM
surely you joke?
biggus mickus
14-02-2004, 10:24 AM
Hi bilgers.:hi:
biggus mickus
14-02-2004, 03:04 PM
I fvckin love AJ
Gerry from Sussex
14-02-2004, 06:53 PM
it's official - he is the best
mrgins
14-02-2004, 07:49 PM
I second that:p
Gerry from Sussex
14-02-2004, 10:29 PM
thirded
Goldberg Basher
15-02-2004, 02:14 AM
Shipps can be loved again as well.
Teaser
15-02-2004, 08:48 AM
8d1
Hi everyone
Goldberg Basher
15-02-2004, 08:57 AM
:hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi:
Gerry from Sussex
15-02-2004, 09:12 AM
hello
biggus mickus
15-02-2004, 04:06 PM
Hello!
England 50 V 9 Italy.:D
Gerry from Sussex
15-02-2004, 04:16 PM
close game
Gerry from Sussex
15-02-2004, 05:44 PM
how about a table wedgy?
JamieBcpfc
15-02-2004, 07:38 PM
How have Gerry and Goldberg Basher reach 10,000 so quickly, I'm sure you were both behind me, but are now 3000 ahead of me
Goldberg Basher
15-02-2004, 07:41 PM
We strike up a good conversation ...
mrgins
15-02-2004, 08:54 PM
hmmmm....
Gerry from Sussex
15-02-2004, 08:55 PM
life is a real challenge if you are called Jamie
Gerry from Sussex
15-02-2004, 08:56 PM
so many mysteries to solve
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