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Jiffy
03-03-2005, 01:36 PM
No your have to come a bit closer........
Goldberg Basher
03-03-2005, 01:37 PM
How close do you want me?
Jiffy
03-03-2005, 01:38 PM
As close as you can get to me.......
Goldberg Basher
03-03-2005, 01:39 PM
What's your house number? :o
Jiffy
03-03-2005, 01:41 PM
The sign of the :o himself!
Goldberg Basher
03-03-2005, 01:42 PM
Isn't that a coincidence!
Jiffy
03-03-2005, 01:43 PM
A pair of :o are we.......
Goldberg Basher
03-03-2005, 01:44 PM
Horny are you then?
Jiffy
03-03-2005, 01:45 PM
I guess that would be a yes!:D
Goldberg Basher
03-03-2005, 01:46 PM
Why am I not surprised...:D
Jiffy
03-03-2005, 01:47 PM
I don't know you tell me :D
Getting a bit hot 'n' steamy in here!
Goldberg Basher
03-03-2005, 03:43 PM
Is it? :angel:
Jiffy
03-03-2005, 03:46 PM
His no more an angel then i am:D
Goldberg Basher
03-03-2005, 03:47 PM
My cover's blown...
Jiffy
03-03-2005, 03:51 PM
Ooooooopppppppssssss sorry GB!
jordanismygod
03-03-2005, 06:59 PM
Don't you have wings GB?
Jiffy
03-03-2005, 09:32 PM
If he does he hides them very well ;)
mrgins
04-03-2005, 01:31 AM
anything I can help you with, Jiffy:o
Jiffy
04-03-2005, 01:36 AM
We are trying to find out where GB puts his wings!
mrgins
04-03-2005, 01:41 AM
same place as his tutu and his life size picture of liberace
Jiffy
04-03-2005, 01:42 AM
1f7c
Wheres that then!
mrgins
04-03-2005, 01:43 AM
at his boyfriend's place?
Jiffy
04-03-2005, 01:46 AM
Very funny:D
mrgins
04-03-2005, 01:46 AM
I thought so
Jiffy
04-03-2005, 01:48 AM
So did i!:D
mrgins
04-03-2005, 01:49 AM
glad to see GB isn't the only one to put a smile on your face:D
Jiffy
04-03-2005, 01:50 AM
You all put a smile on my face:D
mrgins
04-03-2005, 01:51 AM
sounds like you needed one today (smile that is:D )
Jiffy
04-03-2005, 01:57 AM
I did that!
mrgins
04-03-2005, 01:58 AM
R U happy now?
Jiffy
04-03-2005, 01:59 AM
I'm very happy thanks!
mrgins
04-03-2005, 02:08 AM
good:p
Goldberg Basher
04-03-2005, 02:20 AM
She's gone to bed contented
mrgins
04-03-2005, 02:21 AM
another satified customer:p
Goldberg Basher
04-03-2005, 02:27 AM
So satisfied she'll be back for more tomorrow...
mrgins
04-03-2005, 02:34 AM
she'll have to buy a plane ticket then
Goldberg Basher
04-03-2005, 02:36 AM
I'll collect her in my private jet.
mrgins
04-03-2005, 02:37 AM
I'll pick her up on my bike...it's a girl's bike but she can sit on the crossbar:o
Goldberg Basher
04-03-2005, 02:39 AM
Not in the basket in the front?
jordanismygod
04-03-2005, 08:10 AM
sounds a bit cramped to me.
jordanismygod
05-03-2005, 10:04 AM
even more painful
mrgins
05-03-2005, 10:54 PM
only when I ring it:D
Goldberg Basher
06-03-2005, 11:49 AM
Not got a horn then?
mrgins
06-03-2005, 03:38 PM
how do you think I ring my bell!:rolleyes:
Goldberg Basher
06-03-2005, 03:42 PM
Does that mean you're steering with one hand?
mrgins
06-03-2005, 03:44 PM
don't you know I use no hands to steer as there holding onto my horn?
Goldberg Basher
06-03-2005, 03:45 PM
your horn is that bad that it needs holding up?
mrgins
06-03-2005, 03:47 PM
didn't your parents ever tell you to hold your own in life?
Goldberg Basher
06-03-2005, 03:48 PM
Did yours tell you to get a grip?
mrgins
06-03-2005, 04:04 PM
did they ever rub you the wrong way?
nelson alfie
06-03-2005, 06:19 PM
did they ever drop you on your head ?
mrgins
06-03-2005, 07:50 PM
is this the answer with a ??? thread?
FourtyTwo
07-03-2005, 08:59 AM
when was the last table out?
jazman
07-03-2005, 11:27 AM
look on page 546
When's the next table out (one comes along and we start getting impatient all of a sudden ;) )
jazman
09-03-2005, 11:50 AM
don't know, I only appeared on the last one for the first time
jazman
10-03-2005, 11:52 AM
debut at 14th
jordanismygod
10-03-2005, 06:41 PM
I'm not on the list
Goldberg Basher
10-03-2005, 09:17 PM
1f97
PM Wedgy to get on it...
Originally posted by jazman
debut at 14th
An impressive start. My problem is I still post too much stuff elsewhere :)
jazman
11-03-2005, 02:26 PM
i'm starting to put most of my time to CCG now, feel dirty going elsewhere!
I'm either here or Computers and Gaming, with occasional visits to GPD and GCC
Goldberg Basher
14-03-2005, 05:54 PM
I'm the opposite, have spent too much time in CCG and now spreading myself around a bit more...
Mojo Jojo
14-03-2005, 09:19 PM
Is it only for etablished bilgers?
No - you could join too Jo, just send a PM to Wedgy and asked to be added to the Bilge Idol table :p
mrgins
15-03-2005, 02:37 AM
as long as you don't overtake me!
I think you're safe mrgins ;)
Goldberg Basher
23-03-2005, 10:18 AM
Now all we need is an updated table from Wedgy!
jazman
23-03-2005, 11:42 AM
surely Wedgy is due a return to this thread soon
Goldberg Basher
23-03-2005, 11:47 AM
Hope so, he took long enough re-constructing the table to simply dissapear into the ether again for months...
jazman
23-03-2005, 11:50 AM
must take some time to do the table though
Goldberg Basher
23-03-2005, 11:52 AM
Yeah but most of it all must be running queries...
jazman
23-03-2005, 11:54 AM
do you know the elusive wedgy?
We wanna catcher not a belly scratcher!
Goldberg Basher
23-03-2005, 05:38 PM
FourtyTwo knows him better than me.
ginger eagle
23-03-2005, 08:05 PM
where is wedgy anyway? well i can talk i haven't been on the bbs for yonks!
mrgins
24-03-2005, 02:59 AM
you are wedgy and I claim my $5!
Goldberg Basher
24-03-2005, 05:22 AM
Bet I haven't moved anyway.
jazman
24-03-2005, 12:07 PM
mrgins claims everyone is wedgy :D
Goldberg Basher
24-03-2005, 01:58 PM
Would be a very rich man at $5 each time
Ruskin Old Boy
24-03-2005, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by jazman
do you know the elusive wedgy?
he saw me recently but was to shy to speak:D
Goldberg Basher
24-03-2005, 03:23 PM
Or embarrased perhaps?
Ruskin Old Boy
24-03-2005, 03:40 PM
Have you seen him GB?
mrgins
24-03-2005, 11:56 PM
does he really exist?
An apparition you suggest?
mrgins
26-03-2005, 12:25 AM
rather yeti/loch ness monster like
JOHN1509
26-03-2005, 07:28 PM
:hi:
Q2thaZ
26-03-2005, 09:53 PM
Can the Trainee join please?
mrgins
26-03-2005, 09:58 PM
no, go away:grrr:
just kidding...what does your user name mean?
Q2thaZ
26-03-2005, 10:00 PM
http://forums.cpfc.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=96517
mrgins
26-03-2005, 10:09 PM
wot kind of name is quartz?
Q2thaZ
26-03-2005, 10:14 PM
My surname!!!!!
Q2thaZ
26-03-2005, 10:14 PM
:D
mrgins
26-03-2005, 10:34 PM
what I meant is whats its origin?
Q2thaZ
26-03-2005, 10:35 PM
1f5f
My Grandfather was Canadian
disco mixx kidd
26-03-2005, 11:43 PM
u know u wanna........
mrgins
27-03-2005, 03:46 PM
thats what all the guys say wedgy!
Q2thaZ
29-03-2005, 10:59 PM
I take it Wedgy is still in hiding!!!!!!!!!!
mrgins
29-03-2005, 11:45 PM
or hibernating
Is the the human form of the bumble bee?
ginger eagle
31-03-2005, 08:52 PM
where is Wedgy?
come out come out wherever you are!
A pre-Boro Bilge Idol table bound?
Wedgy
01-04-2005, 07:38 PM
http://www.btinternet.com/~mrevans/bilgeidol/20050401table.jpg
jordanismygod
01-04-2005, 09:01 PM
why am i never on the list?
E.X Moontoad
01-04-2005, 09:04 PM
Have you sent Wedgy a PM asking to be on it?
mrgins
01-04-2005, 09:12 PM
I'm between Cas and MC:p :love:
Goldberg Basher
04-04-2005, 07:02 PM
No sign of any movement though Ginny, you look positively limp...
Creeping up there but still miles off
Goldberg Basher
04-04-2005, 07:10 PM
Up 6.38% is impressive Neil :D
Jay and I combined make an impressive team :p
Goldberg Basher
04-04-2005, 07:32 PM
Both of you are sure going in the right direction...
We still bow before the might that is the CCG King though :D
Goldberg Basher
04-04-2005, 07:51 PM
:D Very kind of you...
They are heights I will never be scaling :D
Mojo Jojo
04-04-2005, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by E.X Moontoad
Have you sent Wedgy a PM asking to be on it?
I did, and it hasn't been read yet - perhaps next time eh?
BaldEagle96
08-04-2005, 05:57 PM
He is a very busy Hobo you know - give him time....
He'll get round to it eventually :p
jazman
11-04-2005, 07:47 AM
:lux: up to 11th ..... nice one!
Goldberg Basher
11-04-2005, 08:17 AM
Good achievement Jay
jazman
12-04-2005, 11:32 AM
cheers neil, you're not doing so bad yourself mate
Goldberg Basher
12-04-2005, 11:34 AM
Try my hardest
*cliche alert*
I'll keep plugging away
Q2thaZ
16-04-2005, 09:53 AM
Hopefully i will be in the next one :lux:
BaldEagle96
16-04-2005, 09:59 AM
Someone bumping the old threads by the looks of things. ;)
Q2thaZ
16-04-2005, 10:01 AM
Never :D
BaldEagle96
16-04-2005, 10:03 AM
:D
Originally posted by Q2thaZ
Hopefully i will be in the next one :lux:
Have you PM'ed Wedgy to ask to be added?
Q2thaZ
16-04-2005, 11:38 AM
Originally posted by Neil
Have you PM'ed Wedgy to ask to be added?
That I have :p
Goldberg Basher
20-04-2005, 07:33 AM
Table due next week
Q2thaZ
22-04-2005, 09:25 PM
But will it arrive next week?
Wedgy
24-04-2005, 11:27 AM
1f60
http://www.btinternet.com/~mrevans/bilgeidol/20050424table.jpg
BaldEagle96
24-04-2005, 12:01 PM
My god - Wedgy is still alive!!! :lux:
Goldberg Basher
24-04-2005, 12:22 PM
Alive but offline again...
Q2thaZ
24-04-2005, 06:58 PM
:lux: top 10 debut :p
BaldEagle96
24-04-2005, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by Q2thaZ
:lux: top 10 debut :p
And you are pleased??? :eek:
Mojo Jojo
24-04-2005, 07:14 PM
New entry at 14 :eek: that's pretty scary stats!
BaldEagle96
24-04-2005, 07:16 PM
You said it.... :)
Mojo Jojo
24-04-2005, 07:19 PM
almost wish I hadn't PM'd Wedgy :D
BaldEagle96
24-04-2005, 07:19 PM
Glad I did! ;)
Mojo Jojo
24-04-2005, 07:31 PM
Did you?
BaldEagle96
24-04-2005, 07:32 PM
Aye - to take me off the next chart... Don't want to be reminded as to how much crap I have posted.. To be honest though I think I would have a lower % than you... :)
Mojo Jojo
24-04-2005, 07:34 PM
I really didn't think I was that bad :o
BaldEagle96
24-04-2005, 07:36 PM
Not to worry - it's a laugh after all!
Q2thaZ
24-04-2005, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by Mojo Jojo
I really didn't think I was that bad :o
your not - wait until your stats look like GB's :p
Q2thaZ
24-04-2005, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by BaldEagle96
And you are pleased??? :eek:
Proud and unashamed :D :D
BaldEagle96
24-04-2005, 07:38 PM
Good for you! :p
jazman
25-04-2005, 07:50 AM
poor effort from me this time around, down from 11th to 13th.....:(
BaldEagle96
25-04-2005, 08:12 PM
What a shame!
jazman
26-04-2005, 07:45 AM
i sense some sarcasm there BE
BaldEagle96
29-04-2005, 05:05 PM
Moi? Never!
Mojo Jojo
03-05-2005, 08:00 PM
(looks over shoulder)
tonkers
03-05-2005, 10:00 PM
and finds me :cool:
Bangkok Eagle
04-05-2005, 11:20 AM
I'm lurking.
BaldEagle96
04-05-2005, 04:36 PM
Me too :p
mrgins
04-05-2005, 09:43 PM
I'm always lurking...and smirking too!
Goldberg Basher
05-05-2005, 11:19 PM
I'll whisper in the ear of the ladies to warn them...
Latvian
12-05-2005, 03:38 PM
:(
Latvian
12-05-2005, 03:48 PM
Notice there are only 34 up there now. Any chance of a Coca-Cole Bilge Championship?
mrgins
15-05-2005, 03:25 AM
where's that chocolate muncher when you need him?
nelson alfie
16-05-2005, 04:53 PM
Lack of bilge on here today.....
mrgins
17-05-2005, 03:49 AM
bilge schmilge
jazman
17-05-2005, 12:00 PM
next table?
nelson alfie
18-05-2005, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by mrgins
bilge schmilge
:p The most articulate post I've seen from that corner of the bilge world:)
Excellent command of the English language ;)
jordanismygod
22-05-2005, 08:59 AM
Bilge day today for me
mrgins
23-05-2005, 12:53 AM
ho hum:S:
E.X Moontoad
27-05-2005, 07:27 PM
1f82
Nothing to see here....
It's all gone quiet over there!
Ruskin Old Boy
29-05-2005, 09:19 AM
Happy birthday Bilgemeister :lux:
jordanismygod
29-05-2005, 09:52 AM
where?
Mojo Jojo
30-05-2005, 10:46 AM
Not sure I want to see it :D
Wedgy
31-05-2005, 10:58 AM
Remember back in November my PC died? Guess what, the replacement PC died :(
Im doomed!!!!
Will try and sort something out for you guys :D
No worries fella. More important that you get your PC back up and running.
:hi:
BaldEagle96
01-06-2005, 08:35 AM
Poor excuse Wedgy!!!
and anyways I would have thought after the last time you would have backed this one up properly!! :D
nelson alfie
01-06-2005, 07:03 PM
Blimey , Poor Wedgy and his PCs. You'd have thought with all those birthdays someone would have bought him a decent one.:)
Ruskin Old Boy
03-06-2005, 07:47 AM
They only buy him model ones - or ones made out of chocolate
JOHN1509
05-06-2005, 03:37 PM
not a lot on here to see:clown:
jordanismygod
05-06-2005, 06:40 PM
is there ever?
Originally posted by Ruskin Old Boy
They only buy him model ones - or ones made out of chocolate
CTRL-MELT-DELETE?
Ruskin Old Boy
06-06-2005, 07:46 AM
Originally posted by Neil
CTRL-MELT-DELETE?
LOL :p
nelson alfie
06-06-2005, 09:52 AM
1000 extra Bilge Idol points for the whimsical Surrey fan
Ruskin Old Boy
07-06-2005, 07:23 PM
Throw in a wacky ball for good measure :p
jordanismygod
09-06-2005, 10:46 PM
:D
They've not arrived in the post yet :sob:
mrgins
11-06-2005, 11:14 PM
thats odd, they were mailed with a piece of wedgys b'day cake
It's probably been spotted, collected and referred to the CDC then.
Will Wedgy show some bilgebackability?
jordanismygod
14-06-2005, 04:57 PM
Doesn't look like it
Ruskin Old Boy
18-06-2005, 09:45 AM
Wedgy is big enough to bounce back :D
Bangkok Eagle
18-06-2005, 01:54 PM
Scores on the doors?
BaldEagle96
21-06-2005, 07:48 AM
No sign of the Wedge then!
Ruskin Old Boy
22-06-2005, 06:39 AM
They seek him here, they seek him there, his clothes are loud but never square
nelson alfie
22-06-2005, 07:59 AM
That was a 'Kink'y comment RoB
Ruskin Old Boy
22-06-2005, 08:01 AM
:p
Each one a dedicated follower of bilge :lux:
jordanismygod
24-06-2005, 06:45 PM
Bilge away
FourtyTwo
24-06-2005, 08:30 PM
I know where Wedgy is ;)
Want me to see about a table?
Still computer problems I assume :(
jordanismygod
26-06-2005, 04:12 PM
Still?
Ruskin Old Boy
26-06-2005, 05:18 PM
Too busy celebrating birthdays perhaps
He must be tired by now one would assume
jordanismygod
27-06-2005, 11:01 PM
Or Old
Ruskin Old Boy
29-06-2005, 09:46 AM
1ec8
Attached to his zimmer frame
jordanismygod
29-06-2005, 05:31 PM
I hope not
Cassy
30-06-2005, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by BaldEagle96
No sign of the Wedge then!
Gone AWOL?
Ruskin Old Boy
01-07-2005, 07:51 AM
Originally posted by Cassy
Gone AWOL?
He's an old man - just celebrated his 770th birthday:eek:
mrgins
04-07-2005, 10:22 PM
he's catching up to us, RoB!:eek:
Ruskin Old Boy
05-07-2005, 11:00 AM
But he'll never catch BE :eek:
mrgins
06-07-2005, 01:01 AM
who would want to!:eek:
I think he has done a Reggie Perrin
mrgins
11-07-2005, 10:11 PM
Oh God:rolleyes:
:D
silver
14-07-2005, 11:01 PM
:D
Ruskin Old Boy
16-07-2005, 10:12 AM
More bilge when you least expect it
mrgins
16-07-2005, 08:49 PM
hope that meets your approval
Ruskin Old Boy
16-07-2005, 09:44 PM
MC would go along with that mrg :p
mrgins
16-07-2005, 10:58 PM
but she nevers stays very long
Goldberg Basher
19-07-2005, 04:41 AM
Bilge table?
jordanismygod
19-07-2005, 07:36 AM
it's bee a while
MIKEY C
27-07-2005, 01:23 PM
Will I be on this list?
Pinkie Brown
27-07-2005, 02:21 PM
I think I might make a new entry :D
curly c.p.f.c
28-07-2005, 01:52 PM
why has Hey Blondie been taken off list?
Q2thaZ
29-07-2005, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by curly c.p.f.c
why has Hey Blondie been taken off list?
Why has the table been taken off of the list? :D
Pinkie Brown
29-07-2005, 09:12 PM
I think we may have to send out a serch party for the Wedgemister
mrgins
30-07-2005, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by curly c.p.f.c
why has Hey Blondie been taken off list?
Where is she?
JOHN1509
30-07-2005, 02:02 PM
come on wedgy...
mrgins
31-07-2005, 01:48 AM
leave the old guy alone!
nelson alfie
03-08-2005, 04:24 PM
leave your old chap alone !
mrgins
04-08-2005, 12:42 AM
you leave my old chap alone:eek:
nelson alfie
04-08-2005, 06:38 AM
Congrats Neil 20,000 & GB 110,000
Party needed for Mrgins 35,000 :)
mrgins
04-08-2005, 11:25 PM
party at my place - free beer - everyone welcome:p
Goldberg Basher
04-08-2005, 11:27 PM
Crack 35K tonight then?
mrgins
05-08-2005, 12:07 AM
maybe next month, no hurry
jordanismygod
07-08-2005, 08:48 AM
he's still not there
nelson alfie
07-08-2005, 09:17 AM
Party to be delayed then. Hope he pays all the air fares
JOHN1509
07-08-2005, 02:19 PM
doh..still no new table:sob:
jordanismygod
09-08-2005, 05:24 PM
Shame on him
mrgins
09-08-2005, 11:21 PM
piss on him
jordanismygod
11-08-2005, 05:21 PM
No ta
JOHN1509
11-08-2005, 06:00 PM
doh..again still no table:confused:
mrgins
11-08-2005, 10:28 PM
how about a chair?
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