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Ruskin Old Boy
06-01-2008, 01:03 PM
Leave some room for the nectar from Epernay
BaldEagle96
06-01-2008, 04:24 PM
Nectar... Mmmmm :)
mrgins
06-01-2008, 05:39 PM
food of the gods
BaldEagle96
06-01-2008, 08:05 PM
Isn't that curry?
mrgins
07-01-2008, 12:00 AM
where?
BaldEagle96
07-01-2008, 05:59 AM
Had it for dinner last night.
Ruskin Old Boy
08-01-2008, 09:52 AM
Vindaloo?
nelson alfie
08-01-2008, 03:18 PM
Portaloo required ?;)
Ruskin Old Boy
08-01-2008, 03:23 PM
:D
BaldEagle96
08-01-2008, 05:57 PM
I have played golf at Waterloo.
Ruskin Old Boy
08-01-2008, 08:16 PM
Is the course under the station?
mrgins
08-01-2008, 10:52 PM
of "course"
BaldEagle96
09-01-2008, 06:07 AM
There was a battle there a few years ago.
Ruskin Old Boy
09-01-2008, 05:11 PM
to get tickets for Eurostar when Heathrow was closed
BaldEagle96
09-01-2008, 06:23 PM
Guess that will have happened on a few occasions.
Ruskin Old Boy
09-01-2008, 06:36 PM
Clubs may have been used
BaldEagle96
09-01-2008, 09:14 PM
Not bats?
mrgins
09-01-2008, 09:23 PM
RoB's just a little bats
BaldEagle96
09-01-2008, 09:26 PM
RoB has many little brats?
mrgins
09-01-2008, 09:30 PM
bit of a lad is our RoB
BaldEagle96
10-01-2008, 05:53 AM
So I have heard.
Ruskin Old Boy
10-01-2008, 05:55 AM
Oi!
BaldEagle96
10-01-2008, 05:56 AM
Oops :hi:
1fb3
Ruskin Old Boy
10-01-2008, 05:58 AM
:hi:
BaldEagle96
10-01-2008, 06:02 AM
Time for the drive to work me thinks.
Ruskin Old Boy
10-01-2008, 06:07 AM
Have a good day
BaldEagle96
10-01-2008, 02:52 PM
Why thank you.. Hope yours is okay! :)
Ruskin Old Boy
10-01-2008, 03:02 PM
Cheers :p
mrgins
10-01-2008, 05:53 PM
well, aren't we all polite and sickeningly civil todayhttp://bestsmileys.com/puking/2.gif
BaldEagle96
10-01-2008, 05:53 PM
Bilge, Bilge, Bilge.
Ruskin Old Boy
10-01-2008, 07:41 PM
Mrg has swallowed a hair ball :D
mrgins
12-01-2008, 06:05 PM
I should be careful what I eat!
Little Matt
12-01-2008, 11:41 PM
Low-bilge diets are the way forward.
mrgins
13-01-2008, 12:11 AM
In that case, I must be rapidly accelerating backwards!
BaldEagle96
13-01-2008, 09:36 AM
In all things other than age!
Ruskin Old Boy
13-01-2008, 07:07 PM
Dinosaur on wheels
mrgins
13-01-2008, 11:35 PM
on the fast track:sob:
BaldEagle96
14-01-2008, 06:06 AM
Wagon wheels??
Ruskin Old Boy
14-01-2008, 09:24 AM
three wheels on my wagon
BaldEagle96
14-01-2008, 02:23 PM
Paint my wagon.
Ruskin Old Boy
14-01-2008, 02:59 PM
The wheels on their house goes round and round
BaldEagle96
14-01-2008, 05:47 PM
Funny hearing cries of "Pikey, Pikey" each time Eastwood got the ball on Saturday!
mrgins
14-01-2008, 06:02 PM
very cruel!
BaldEagle96
14-01-2008, 06:06 PM
It was hilarious.
mrgins
14-01-2008, 06:09 PM
fans can be merciless
BaldEagle96
14-01-2008, 06:14 PM
How's the coaching going?
mrgins
14-01-2008, 06:17 PM
got two weeks off:p
BaldEagle96
14-01-2008, 06:21 PM
And how's it been going?
Ruskin Old Boy
14-01-2008, 07:57 PM
the snow mobiles lost
mrgins
14-01-2008, 08:03 PM
we did win a couple of indoor tournaments...actually, three, around xmas:p
BaldEagle96
15-01-2008, 06:03 AM
Not bad ginny, not bad!
Ruskin Old Boy
15-01-2008, 10:19 AM
were they playing Wolves away?
BaldEagle96
15-01-2008, 10:37 AM
Can we play you every week?
Ruskin Old Boy
15-01-2008, 10:47 AM
Seems like McCarthy is on his way out
BaldEagle96
15-01-2008, 11:00 AM
Who's next for the Wolves den?
Ruskin Old Boy
15-01-2008, 07:53 PM
I don't know, who is den?
mrgins
15-01-2008, 08:37 PM
Is dat Dan Dare, den?
Ruskin Old Boy
15-01-2008, 08:42 PM
Dat Dan and Ginger den
BaldEagle96
16-01-2008, 05:58 AM
Where's Roger?
Ruskin Old Boy
18-01-2008, 08:27 AM
Rabbiting again
BaldEagle96
18-01-2008, 03:52 PM
Making up a nice stew is he?
Ruskin Old Boy
19-01-2008, 09:55 AM
Mutton dressed as lamb
mrgins
19-01-2008, 09:16 PM
wolf in lambs clothing
BaldEagle96
20-01-2008, 12:26 PM
1f5f
Wolves even.
Ruskin Old Boy
20-01-2008, 02:43 PM
Mooses odd
BaldEagle96
20-01-2008, 03:49 PM
Moses Basket!
Ruskin Old Boy
20-01-2008, 03:55 PM
Basketball, even more boring than murican rounders
BaldEagle96
20-01-2008, 04:06 PM
If I knew what a murican rounder was I might agree with you!
Ruskin Old Boy
20-01-2008, 06:53 PM
Base ball
mrgins
20-01-2008, 10:46 PM
speak slower for him, RoB!
BaldEagle96
21-01-2008, 05:54 AM
Originally posted by Ruskin Old Boy
Base ball
So why not just call it baseball then? ;)
Ruskin Old Boy
21-01-2008, 06:40 AM
It's a bit like saying base metal
BaldEagle96
21-01-2008, 08:07 AM
Cricket Ball?
Ruskin Old Boy
21-01-2008, 09:03 AM
jolly hockey sticks
BaldEagle96
21-01-2008, 10:55 AM
I used to play hockey. Hard to imagine I know but I was pretty good at it.
nelson alfie
21-01-2008, 12:26 PM
I can imagine you as an effective goal minder:D
Ruskin Old Boy
21-01-2008, 12:47 PM
:D
BaldEagle96
22-01-2008, 08:02 AM
Winger actually! :eek:
Ruskin Old Boy
22-01-2008, 08:10 AM
The flying Basil :eek:
BaldEagle96
22-01-2008, 08:45 AM
At least I am not a Scotsman!
Ruskin Old Boy
22-01-2008, 09:14 AM
:lux:
BaldEagle96
22-01-2008, 09:59 AM
Time is dragging today!
Ruskin Old Boy
22-01-2008, 10:38 AM
nearly lunchtime
nelson alfie
22-01-2008, 12:01 PM
time for a walk around Redhill - a s***hole according to another thread
Ruskin Old Boy
22-01-2008, 12:14 PM
used to change trains at Redhill - in the two and bit years I lived in South Godstone
nelson alfie
22-01-2008, 01:41 PM
Most of the places in a 30 mile radius from here look the same to me
Ruskin Old Boy
22-01-2008, 01:57 PM
Even the pubs get to look the same :(
Tilburstow Hill is good to walk over ... nice pubs in that direction
nelson alfie
22-01-2008, 03:04 PM
Cheers , I must check that out :)
BaldEagle96
22-01-2008, 03:49 PM
Did you check it out mate?
nelson alfie
22-01-2008, 04:10 PM
No, I've been here working hard:D
mrgins
22-01-2008, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by nelson alfie
No, I've been here working hard:D
http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif
Ruskin Old Boy
22-01-2008, 05:11 PM
:D
BaldEagle96
23-01-2008, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by nelson alfie
No, I've been here working hard:D
http://bestsmileys.com/lol/12.gif
Ruskin Old Boy
23-01-2008, 04:00 PM
There's always tomorrow :D
mrgins
23-01-2008, 09:28 PM
tomorrow never comes....:vader:
Ruskin Old Boy
23-01-2008, 09:40 PM
Oh yes it will
mrgins
24-01-2008, 12:49 AM
but then it'll be today:eek:
BaldEagle96
24-01-2008, 06:00 AM
It is today now.
Ruskin Old Boy
24-01-2008, 08:26 AM
Tomorrow is another day and the past is another country
nelson alfie
24-01-2008, 11:08 AM
Let me check, what day is it ?
Ruskin Old Boy
24-01-2008, 11:17 AM
It's not Saturday
mrgins
24-01-2008, 12:06 PM
1f5a
amazing, RoB, absolutely amazing!
BaldEagle96
24-01-2008, 12:08 PM
Did you teach him the days of the week mrg?
Ruskin Old Boy
24-01-2008, 03:13 PM
Does he know them?
BaldEagle96
24-01-2008, 03:27 PM
Doesn't he think they all end in d?
Ruskin Old Boy
24-01-2008, 03:30 PM
:D
D-Day?
BaldEagle96
24-01-2008, 05:35 PM
:p
Dis Day?
Ruskin Old Boy
24-01-2008, 08:04 PM
Dinky Day?
mrgins
24-01-2008, 11:17 PM
Don't do dat
BaldEagle96
25-01-2008, 05:58 AM
Doris Day
Ruskin Old Boy
25-01-2008, 07:09 AM
Day break
mrgins
25-01-2008, 10:36 PM
Donald Duck
Ruskin Old Boy
26-01-2008, 05:57 AM
Dan dan the lavatory man
nelson alfie
26-01-2008, 08:57 AM
Dick Dastardly (now residing in Vermont)
Ruskin Old Boy
26-01-2008, 10:34 AM
Wacky races all over the state
BaldEagle96
26-01-2008, 11:35 AM
Mrgins is no Penelope Pitstop
mrgins
26-01-2008, 02:04 PM
thank you...I think
BaldEagle96
26-01-2008, 02:08 PM
Welcome! :p
Ruskin Old Boy
26-01-2008, 02:08 PM
:D
Liverpool 0 Havant 1 :lux:
BaldEagle96
26-01-2008, 02:09 PM
Big nose is going mad in the Sky studio!
Ruskin Old Boy
26-01-2008, 02:11 PM
Our bogey man
BaldEagle96
26-01-2008, 02:13 PM
Must have one or two hidden in there.
Ruskin Old Boy
26-01-2008, 02:59 PM
Snot called Big Nose for nothing
BaldEagle96
26-01-2008, 04:56 PM
Chelsea are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ••••••• boring.
mrgins
26-01-2008, 06:34 PM
I fell asleep watching them today
BaldEagle96
26-01-2008, 06:37 PM
That wasn't boredom that was old age!
mrgins
26-01-2008, 07:12 PM
you would know:D
Ruskin Old Boy
26-01-2008, 07:15 PM
:D
mrgins
26-01-2008, 07:26 PM
:lux:
Ruskin Old Boy
26-01-2008, 07:36 PM
probably tucked up in bed with a mug of horlicks watching a Miss Marples dvd
mrgins
26-01-2008, 08:05 PM
with his socks and a woolie hat
Ruskin Old Boy
26-01-2008, 08:18 PM
the red and blue one that looks like a tea cosy?
mrgins
26-01-2008, 08:21 PM
thats the one! And a little bell on his night table to summon the butler
BaldEagle96
26-01-2008, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by Ruskin Old Boy
probably tucked up in bed with a mug of horlicks watching a Miss Marples dvd
Blimey, that was a scary episode!
nelson alfie
27-02-2008, 12:34 PM
One month later...........
mrgins
27-02-2008, 06:30 PM
gosh. Time flies when you're having fun!
nelson alfie
28-02-2008, 07:21 AM
Few more murders then mrg ??
mrgins
28-02-2008, 06:07 PM
OK, if you insist
nelson alfie
29-02-2008, 12:30 PM
Do you listen to pleas for mercy ?
mrgins
29-02-2008, 09:17 PM
I can be bought
nelson alfie
29-02-2008, 09:39 PM
Thats the first time Ive heard that it MIGHT be safe in Vermont:)
1f5f
mrgins
29-02-2008, 09:59 PM
just lulling you into a false sense of security...muahaha
nelson alfie
29-02-2008, 10:07 PM
yeah and then taking my money. I think I'll stay away as much as I love you really mate
BaldEagle96
29-03-2008, 08:01 AM
Where did that last month go to?
mrgins
29-03-2008, 12:27 PM
Into the past...
nelson alfie
29-03-2008, 06:42 PM
Blimey, are you in my past as well as my present ?
mrgins
29-03-2008, 06:58 PM
...and guess where else...:D
nelson alfie
30-03-2008, 01:25 PM
OH NOOOOOOOO !!!!!
mrgins
30-03-2008, 06:20 PM
we're going to get along just fine....muahahaha
nelson alfie
30-03-2008, 10:01 PM
I'm now worried about future toe loss !
mrgins
30-03-2008, 10:51 PM
toes are the least of your worries...they'll just pop off quite easily:p
nelson alfie
02-04-2008, 04:45 PM
So what part of my body are you really after , as if I don't know ;) ;) ;)
mrgins
02-04-2008, 09:19 PM
your wallet...I hear its glued to your hip:D
nelson alfie
10-04-2008, 12:39 PM
Indeed but there's usually nothing in it mate
mrgins
10-04-2008, 10:11 PM
just moths?
nelson alfie
20-04-2008, 06:04 PM
Hey, I've promised to buy you a drink in Hull next week havent' I
mrgins
21-04-2008, 12:49 AM
will I have to make you a loan?
nelson alfie
21-04-2008, 10:16 AM
Blimey what do you drink, crate of champagne ??
Goldberg Basher
21-04-2008, 11:43 AM
I'll have one...
nelson alfie
22-04-2008, 05:36 PM
I might buy one if Palace get promotion:)
BaldEagle96
22-04-2008, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by nelson alfie
Hey, I've promised to buy you a drink in Hull next week havent' I
Typical that you only offer those who you know are not going to be there! :D
mrgins
22-04-2008, 11:36 PM
Exactly!:lux:
nelson alfie
24-04-2008, 04:08 PM
Fair point actually :o :D
mrgins
24-04-2008, 09:28 PM
Found out!:D
nelson alfie
25-04-2008, 09:33 AM
Offer's still open - Pints for Vermontians, halfs for Brits:p
mrgins
25-04-2008, 11:35 AM
I accept:p do you deliver?
Goldberg Basher
25-04-2008, 11:39 AM
He'll meet you halfway.
nelson alfie
25-04-2008, 12:12 PM
No I won't , I'll smile as a concession
Goldberg Basher
25-04-2008, 01:30 PM
That's a fair bargaining tool
mrgins
26-04-2008, 12:16 AM
not from where I'm standing!
nelson alfie
28-04-2008, 12:25 PM
So why DIDNT you turn up at Hull ?
mrgins
01-05-2008, 11:26 PM
I turned down Hull
nelson alfie
02-05-2008, 11:48 AM
Youre a bit of a turner then, or should I say turnip !
mrgins
03-05-2008, 12:47 AM
Beets being a swede!
nelson alfie
07-05-2008, 06:32 PM
How you doing tom, a toe recovered recovered yet ?
BaldEagle96
14-08-2008, 02:10 PM
Guess that foxed everyone NA!
mrgins
15-08-2008, 01:26 AM
hello stranger, hows the g'daughter?
BaldEagle96
15-08-2008, 06:03 AM
Blinding mate, blinding.
nelson alfie
15-08-2008, 10:42 AM
Nearly time for her first Palace match
1fb9
BaldEagle96
15-08-2008, 10:51 AM
She has a Palace babygrow :p (but then she also has a Reading one :()
nelson alfie
24-08-2008, 01:27 PM
I hope you are wearing the correct babygrow next Saturday BE :D
mrgins
24-08-2008, 03:38 PM
babygrow? Is that some sort of infant growth hormone?
nelson alfie
24-08-2008, 09:38 PM
Would you like to try some ginny "baby" ?
Ruskin Old Boy
24-08-2008, 09:46 PM
:D :p
it's what bilging is all about :p
mrgins
24-08-2008, 10:45 PM
I'm playing with my new pussy
Ruskin Old Boy
25-08-2008, 07:33 AM
What's her name?
nelson alfie
25-08-2008, 08:26 AM
Princess or Nelson ?
Ruskin Old Boy
25-08-2008, 02:37 PM
Hilary?
mrgins
26-08-2008, 01:22 AM
Sadie
Ruskin Old Boy
26-08-2008, 10:27 AM
No doubt Oscar is wild about Sadie
nelson alfie
26-08-2008, 11:27 AM
I hope he is helping with the search
Ruskin Old Boy
26-08-2008, 04:01 PM
Probably in Canada by now, seeking asylum
nelson alfie
26-08-2008, 04:01 PM
I didnt think escape was possible
Ruskin Old Boy
26-08-2008, 04:11 PM
Probably used a previously undiscovered tunnel
peagle
26-08-2008, 11:14 PM
There would be a mad crush if it was discovered as they tried to escape
mrgins
27-08-2008, 12:30 AM
we found her:lux:
Ruskin Old Boy
27-08-2008, 07:11 AM
recaptured
nelson alfie
27-08-2008, 12:22 PM
Good news Raymondo (aka careless cat loser!)
Ruskin Old Boy
27-08-2008, 05:50 PM
Sadie in lost scare, Vermont finest come to the rescue
mrgins
27-08-2008, 11:11 PM
april and oscar weren't too happy
Ruskin Old Boy
28-08-2008, 11:41 AM
did you spell their names incorrectly?
mrgins
28-08-2008, 12:07 PM
it was a catastrophe
nelson alfie
28-08-2008, 12:08 PM
I'm not surprised that cats 1 and 2 are pissed off with you mate !
mrgins
28-08-2008, 12:12 PM
they'll get over it!
Ruskin Old Boy
28-08-2008, 12:20 PM
threaten them with deportation to Canada
BaldEagle96
16-09-2008, 11:45 AM
Guess they went. :)
mrgins
16-09-2008, 03:21 PM
good riddance!
nelson alfie
16-09-2008, 04:19 PM
Don't speak to my mate BE like that !
Ruskin Old Boy
17-09-2008, 07:58 AM
no, he's a bit deaf, you'll have to shout louder ;)
Goldberg Basher
17-09-2008, 09:18 AM
Hand gestures?
nelson alfie
17-09-2008, 04:13 PM
a la Kuqi ?
mrgins
17-09-2008, 04:18 PM
one finger or two?
nelson alfie
17-09-2008, 04:19 PM
Not sure but it was Finnish for •••• off
mrgins
17-09-2008, 04:36 PM
I had no idea you spoke Finnish
Ruskin Old Boy
17-09-2008, 05:15 PM
Nor did he
mrgins
18-09-2008, 02:22 AM
is he finnished now?
Ruskin Old Boy
18-09-2008, 06:51 AM
apparently he's polish ing his speech, doesn't want to russhit
nelson alfie
18-09-2008, 11:34 AM
Right now I'm starving hungary !
BaldEagle96
18-09-2008, 03:17 PM
1a79
Thought you had lunch.
Ruskin Old Boy
18-09-2008, 04:06 PM
that's just a rue mania
mrgins
18-09-2008, 10:25 PM
maybe you should Czech it out
Ruskin Old Boy
21-09-2008, 02:53 PM
Tall keeper ain't he, u crane your neck to see him
nelson alfie
22-09-2008, 11:47 AM
Meanwhile Kuqi continues to bath in hells sink I heard.
Ruskin Old Boy
25-09-2008, 07:12 PM
He won't come up smelling of roses
mrgins
26-09-2008, 01:36 AM
Is there a name of a country in there?
Ruskin Old Boy
26-09-2008, 06:45 AM
we're working on it
mrgins
27-09-2008, 08:00 PM
well hurry up. I spent half an hour looking for it:o
Ruskin Old Boy
27-09-2008, 09:07 PM
Why am I not surprised :D ;)
mrgins
27-09-2008, 09:21 PM
ohhhh.....go sit in a library and be quiet!
Ruskin Old Boy
28-09-2008, 11:57 AM
The library of spelling mistakes? A popular selection to suit every taste
nelson alfie
28-09-2008, 01:44 PM
Bilge department very popular
mrgins
28-09-2008, 08:43 PM
good afternoon sir, and welcome to the bilge department
nelson alfie
28-09-2008, 10:26 PM
Thank you for the welcome. Do you work here, what are your duties?
mrgins
28-09-2008, 11:06 PM
I don't believe that's any of your business. Anything else sir?
Ruskin Old Boy
29-09-2008, 08:08 AM
Grace Bros used to be such a nice store
nelson alfie
29-09-2008, 09:12 AM
How rude that shop attendent with the north U.S. accent is
Ruskin Old Boy
29-09-2008, 01:58 PM
He's Miss Brahms and Mr Liszt all in one
nelson alfie
29-09-2008, 10:04 PM
Proud as a Capt. Peacock
Ruskin Old Boy
30-09-2008, 06:30 AM
Well done everybody
nelson alfie
01-10-2008, 09:32 PM
A bilging goodnight to everyone, time for bed:hi:
mrgins
02-10-2008, 12:07 AM
go get your beauty sleep, NA...in fact maybe you should sleep in tomorrow morning!:D
Ruskin Old Boy
02-10-2008, 06:04 PM
have you been asleep all day?
nelson alfie
14-10-2008, 12:00 PM
Is he Rip Van Winkle ?
Ruskin Old Boy
14-10-2008, 04:49 PM
Didn't he rip his winkle some time ago?
mrgins
16-10-2008, 12:35 AM
does he keep it in a van?
Ruskin Old Boy
16-10-2008, 07:23 AM
White van man is a modern highwayman
nelson alfie
16-10-2008, 01:15 PM
Stand and deliver, your money or your lupins
Ruskin Old Boy
16-10-2008, 06:35 PM
Inter Flora speeds marg to your door
mrgins
18-10-2008, 09:40 PM
a quick bump for this underrated thread from this overrated bilger
Ruskin Old Boy
01-11-2008, 07:19 AM
well said that man :p
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