Best/funniest footballing name ever! [Archive]

markholmes1991

19-04-2001, 12:02 AM

There's so many to choose from but

Steffan "****z" (the ex German came to mind)
Hermann Hreidarsson
Danny "****tu" (who plays for Charlton)

any others???

Jaffa

19-04-2001, 12:27 AM

David Seaman
John De Cock

"de cock goes in hard on ****z, and seamans all over the area"

That would have been great, should have organised a world football xi with those in http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif

Trolley

19-04-2001, 12:27 AM

I always used to have a chuckle when I used to hear the name of that Spanish footballer :
LOPEZ UFARTE !!!

markholmes1991

19-04-2001, 12:39 AM

just realised they edited part of my third name

danny s.h.i.t.t.u

a good up & coming player, I bet he still has nightmares from his schooldays with a name like that

Sensational Sergei

19-04-2001, 12:42 AM

Francisco Arce

The Great Lombardi

19-04-2001, 12:43 AM

What!!!!!!!
and whats with the dodgy username?????

Riccardo

19-04-2001, 01:04 AM

There's a player called Muff that 45 minutes on BBC choice always mentions.

Brett

19-04-2001, 02:15 AM

I remember a lecturer at college had an old programme from Sheffield United.

The team list on the back was comic...

4. Brown
5. Arce
6. Hole

http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

James Varcoe

19-04-2001, 02:26 AM

I bet that Crewe midfielder Kenny Lunt is known as Lenny in the dressing room.

Cornish Exile

19-04-2001, 02:27 AM

Alan Smith http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif

The Lion Tamer

19-04-2001, 02:55 AM

Mickey Mellon

Boyandy

19-04-2001, 03:01 AM

Paul Dickov and that old Spurs player Paul Mahorn always used to provoke mild sniggering.

bullsh*t on tap

19-04-2001, 03:40 AM

Years ago, I remember Des Lynam on Grandstand reading the footie results & saying "And John Thomas has scored" before sniggering. Can't remember which team, though.

willie wallace

19-04-2001, 04:13 AM

Originally posted by Cornish Exile:
Alan Smith http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif

No, that's the saddest name in football

Trolley

20-04-2001, 11:07 PM

No too many moons ago,the Burnley squad contained Peter Hampton ,Neil Grewcock and Wayne Biggins !!!!!

philly wil

20-04-2001, 11:18 PM

i think Dean Windass needs a mention

selhurst

20-04-2001, 11:27 PM

some Palace players...

David Burke
Bill Dodge
Stewart Jump
Anton Otulakowski
Alan Pinkney
Brian Sparrow
Perry Suckling
Bobby Woodruff

Plugster

20-04-2001, 11:29 PM

Ex Millwall player, Tony Witter.
Jermaine McKsporan.
Basil Boli.

Trolley

20-04-2001, 11:32 PM

Goalkeepers Perry Digweed and Dean Greygoose !!

Essexeagle

20-04-2001, 11:34 PM

A special mention for the appropriately named:

Rafael Scheidt

MadRabbiinaCrimsonVolvo

20-04-2001, 11:43 PM

1, Les Fridge (Chelsea)
2, Louis Bollox (Bordeaux, Olympique Lyonnais)
3, Massimo Labbia (Lucchese)
4, Yilmaz Phatkhunt (Canakkale Dardanelspor)
5, Arthur Bozo (Pieta Hotspurs of Malta)
6, Michael Wardrobe(Burnley, Stockport)
7, Wayne Wanklyn Capt (Reading, Aldershot)
8, Trevor Womble (Rotherham Utd, Crewe Alex)
9, Kenny Twidle (Rotherham Utd)
10,Eugene Titz (SC Austria Lustenau)
11,Arthur Bottom (Sheffield Utd, York City)
12,Jermaine McSporran (ex-Wycombe)
Manager
Alan 'Fuc k Face' Smith

Howie Lurker

21-04-2001, 03:00 AM

Originally posted by Plugster:
Ex Millwall player, Tony Witter.

Brings back memories...

"Tony Witter,
Takes it up the shltter"

http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif

Does that qualify as a homophobic chant waah!

Trolley

21-04-2001, 03:06 AM

1014

One of A.Villa's record goalscorers from the 1930's - "Pongo" Waring.

CPFC_R_GREAT

21-04-2001, 03:08 AM

Originally posted by MadRabbiinaCrimsonVolvo:
7, Wayne Wanklyn Capt (Reading, Aldershot)

Damn you got my one!

Rich21T

28-04-2005, 09:46 AM

did once see a player on champ man with the surname condom

AJ'sLoveMonkey

28-04-2005, 09:54 AM

Kenny Lunt! Or Lenny......... Nope i won't do it!

GreatGonzo

28-04-2005, 09:55 AM

Originally posted by markholmes1991
Steffan "****z" (the ex German came to mind)

Will probably always be remembered for the commentary along the llies of...

'..and Germany have scored! ****z(pause)with the goal for Germany'

AJ'sLoveMonkey

28-04-2005, 09:55 AM

Or Tony Woodcock!

spunky

28-04-2005, 10:00 AM

there is a player on pro evo 4 called Del Horno which made me laugh yesterday, dunno if its a real name though not many on pro evo are

Smurph

28-04-2005, 10:01 AM

Junior Bent is somehow funny whereas Marcus and Darren aren't.

Selhurst Celtic

28-04-2005, 10:05 AM

"Dickov shoots... Seaman, over the bar"

(Actual commentary from a Man City v Arsenal game a few years back. Quality.)

AJ'sLoveMonkey

28-04-2005, 10:06 AM

Didn't reading have a goalkeeper once called Steve Death?!

danibutcher

28-04-2005, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by spunky
there is a player on pro evo 4 called Del Horno which made me laugh yesterday, dunno if its a real name though not many on pro evo are

Scored for Spain against us

spunky

28-04-2005, 11:46 AM

wow, what a name

RickyB

28-04-2005, 12:30 PM

Deportivo Wanka is my fave!

Cityside

28-04-2005, 12:30 PM

Ronaldo Funbags - (Paraguay)

DrRock

28-04-2005, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by CPFC_R_GREAT
Damn you got my one!

Regarding Wayne Wanklyn, can I just add that he finished his career at no less a club than ... Staines Town. This is true. I have a Staines v Kingstonian proggo which namechecks the great man.
:p