urination

[Les Butler]

In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you ?

[Kevin T]

An interesting point well made. One has to ask what is to be gained from urination at such a vital moment. Not a lotin my book. Could upset the punters I suppose. Might be a good idea not to piss on one of the judge's shoes.

[TAK]

Depends on wether it alters you weight catagory.

[Les Butler]

I don't pretend to have all the answers. I don't pretend to even know what the questions are. Hey, where am I?

[David Murray]

Originally posted by Les Butler on 08-03-2000 05:36 PM
Hey, where am I?

ur in a tion.....

[Les Butler]

Hey, Kev and Chocky.
I feel that Children need encouragement from us.
So if a kid gets an answer right,Is it good to tell him it was a lucky guess.
That way, he develops a good, lucky feeling ?

Also if it rains and the little ones asks why ?
Is it ok to tell them its God crying cause you done some thing wrong ?

[Kevin T]

It's far better than saying God is jizzing off I suppose.

[Les Butler]

While I am unable to get to my P.C.for the next two weeks...........
I will leave you with these .

What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him....Is he still wrong?

Is there another word for synonym?

What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued do they garnish his wages?

Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide....is it considered a hostage situation?

[Neil MacQueen]

I've done plenty of this tonight :P

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Oh look its Nelson Quiche' The Spanish U21 International.

[Les Butler]

Originally posted by Les Butler:
In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you ?

http://lesbutler.homestead.com/files/peeweights.jpg

[PeterH]

Fantastic thread Les.

[Les Butler]

Thank's Peter .
Here on the Palace BBS.org we try to inform instead of just taking the p!ss....

[jlmatthews]

Les - you are a stranger man than i had thought http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif

[sydney eagle]

I just spat me drink out reading this thread......but totally worth it http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

[charltonhater]

I missed this thread first time ropund because I wasn't registered. Very Funny indeed