Beckham signs for Crystal Palace!! - Undergoing Medical [Archive]

NO1FAN

20-08-2004, 08:25 PM

I can't see how he will fit Into our team the left and middle of midfield Is covered!

And our pitch Is currently Immaculate so what would he blame when he skies the ball over Holmesdale all the time!

Shipp Ahoy!

20-08-2004, 08:31 PM

David who?!

I'm fed up of signing unknown players!

(p.s. Since when has David Beckham lived in London??? In other words re-locate BACK to London gives it away as well ;))

James Melody

20-08-2004, 08:36 PM

I prefer this one though

http://www.bbc-news.org.uk/fetchArticle.php?refId=3157

LeeH

20-08-2004, 08:39 PM

just sent this to a Liverpool mate of mine - am sure he will choke on his coffee in the morning! :D

http://www.bbc-news.org.uk/fetchArticle.php?refId=3061

Top link though!

mabbutts boots

20-08-2004, 08:44 PM

well, theres nothing about this on BBC text or sky news, a wind up me thinks.
With the best will in the world, we cant afford Beckham and why would he choose Palace over anyone else in London? (apart from Charlton, obviously)

cooper83

20-08-2004, 08:45 PM

This was my attempt. Thought i'd add some credence to those campbell rumours. . .

http://www.bbc-news.org.uk/fetchArticle.php?refId=1515

mabbutts boots

20-08-2004, 08:46 PM

yes, after following the links above, clearly a wind up. I must stop drinking alcohol, I actually beleived that for a minute there!!!! doh

JOHN1509

20-08-2004, 08:46 PM

the best he can hope 4 at palace is a subs bench

Thedane

20-08-2004, 08:47 PM

At least he is scoring frequently........

James Melody

20-08-2004, 08:49 PM

My fave is this one

http://www.bbc-news.org.uk/fetchArticle.php?refId=3389

c_block_lad

20-08-2004, 08:57 PM

How comes when I do one, the link never gets e-mailed to me?

LeeH

20-08-2004, 09:05 PM

http://www.bbc-news.org.uk/fetchArticle.php?refId=3636

as first seen on the Derry's Mullet thread!

Shipp Ahoy!

20-08-2004, 09:09 PM

http://www.bbc-news.org.uk/fetchArticle.php?refId=3877

I like this one I done :D

Shipp Ahoy!

20-08-2004, 09:11 PM

Originally posted by c_block_lad
How comes when I do one, the link never gets e-mailed to me?

If its hotmail look in your junk mail, that's where mine went.

cooper83

20-08-2004, 09:34 PM

I'm proud of this one. . .

http://www.bbc-news.org.uk/fetchArticle.php?refId=4571

Shipp Ahoy!

20-08-2004, 09:38 PM

Originally posted by cooper83
I'm proud of this one. . .

http://www.bbc-news.org.uk/fetchArticle.php?refId=4571

lmao :D

You sure its a fake though ;) :p

thomasmc

20-08-2004, 10:01 PM

lol

thomasmc

20-08-2004, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by cooper83
I'm proud of this one. . .

http://www.bbc-news.org.uk/fetchArticle.php?refId=4571

How did u out the moving image in?:p

thomasmc

20-08-2004, 10:07 PM

this is jokes!:p

What?

20-08-2004, 10:09 PM

HeHe, this is great, I have tricked 3 people with these personalised treats.

http://www.bbc-news.org.uk/fetchArticle.php?refId=4514
http://www.bbc-news.org.uk/fetchArticle.php?refId=4141
http://www.bbc-news.org.uk/fetchArticle.php?refId=4850

The third one has a crap picture, but it was for a girl, so she didnt notice, and boy am I in the dog house! She started crying! Well worth it though!

paulhgc2002

20-08-2004, 10:10 PM

1d3c

ok heres my attempt

http://www.bbc-news.org.uk/fetchArticle.php?refId=5601

leeeooooh2

20-08-2004, 10:13 PM

Originally posted by James Melody
My fave is this one

http://www.bbc-news.org.uk/fetchArticle.php?refId=3389

"Marvellous fare"

james1234

20-08-2004, 10:15 PM

http://www.bbc-news.org.uk/fetchArticle.php?refId=5596

This one is true.

I wish

suits_you

20-08-2004, 10:18 PM

how do you do it?

thomasmc

20-08-2004, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by suits_you
how do you do it?
Just click on 1 of the articles and another screne will come up and just enter in ur details!:o

james1234

20-08-2004, 10:24 PM

thomasmc is a hobo

thomasmc

20-08-2004, 10:24 PM

James man why u allways cuss me on here!

lordanton

20-08-2004, 10:28 PM

Best one is clearly the Henry and Campbell affair. Top notch.

thomasmc

20-08-2004, 10:31 PM

What game you going to 2morrow James Millwall or Palace?

Jasper

20-08-2004, 11:32 PM

Originally posted by What?
HeHe, this is great, I have tricked 3 people with these personalised treats.

http://www.bbc-news.org.uk/fetchArticle.php?refId=4514
http://www.bbc-news.org.uk/fetchArticle.php?refId=4141
http://www.bbc-news.org.uk/fetchArticle.php?refId=4850

The third one has a crap picture, but it was for a girl, so she didnt notice, and boy am I in the dog house! She started crying! Well worth it though!

I like your sick sense of humour, and they all seem pretty believeable if you didnt know they were spoofs. Good work fella.

What?

21-08-2004, 12:09 AM

Cheers! I think when your trying to trick people thats what you have to go for, somthing beliveable. I was going to kill the Neighbours girl as well, but that would have been too harsh, as it is im already in big trouble with that one

What?

21-08-2004, 12:16 AM

When I read them back I realise i left some words out and they STILL fell for them

Gosling

21-08-2004, 12:17 AM

I haven't even bothered to read this thread as it's so obviously another pisstake. David Beckham might make our subs bench, but he wouldn't get many first team appearances with Danny Butterfield playing.

Besides, is he worth the £8K per week salary? I don't think so.

Jasper

21-08-2004, 12:19 AM

Yeah i might send some scandalous rumours about the poncey blokes my female freinds tend to fancy. Maybe something like 'Jamie Oliver Buys Orphanage and plans to kick kids out onto the streets on christmas Eve so he can have a big party with his mates that will later be used as a sainsburys commercial. '

selhurst star

21-08-2004, 12:20 AM

Worst thread of all time? :S:

Jasper

21-08-2004, 12:21 AM

Its fine that one

Gosling

21-08-2004, 12:25 AM

I've sent the Lampard one to an ex-colleague Chelscum mate. We'll see what happens on Monday. :D

Gooner Win

21-08-2004, 07:18 AM

Originally posted by thomasmc
Just click on 1 of the articles and another screne will come up and just enter in ur details!:o

If I click on any article the proper BBC news comes up, if you click on the fake one, simply the wind up page comes up - please tell me and others how you do it again.

elliott

21-08-2004, 07:37 AM

yeah but read it!!

WOW! 6000 submissions on the first day!
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