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Scroatey
03-10-2004, 09:14 PM
Now, I'm no oil painting, but I watched Alan Stubbs give a post match interview on Match of the Day and thought the late night horror movie had started early :eek:

Post your favourite ugly player pictures on this thread - and if your kids are naughty threaten to make them look through it!
Gooders
03-10-2004, 09:15 PM
That's a very flattering picture of an extremely ugly man. I'm still recovering from the MotD interview. :eek:
Lambeth Palace
03-10-2004, 09:18 PM
http://www.thisislancashire.co.uk/lancashire/clarets/squad/images/chadwick-main.jpg

Luke Chadwick
matthew
03-10-2004, 09:20 PM
An obvious one....
cpfc4ever
03-10-2004, 09:23 PM
Any of that one when Dowie was at Souh'ton
Sussex Eagle
04-10-2004, 01:02 AM
Not sure who these three are, but they're bloomin' hideous!

Uno
Sussex Eagle
04-10-2004, 01:03 AM
Dos
Sussex Eagle
04-10-2004, 01:05 AM
Tres
Glaws Eagle
04-10-2004, 06:58 AM
Originally posted by Sussex Eagle
Dos

Unfair I thought
nicky
05-10-2004, 01:15 PM
Eric Gates, The Goblin King.


http://www.sporting-heroes.net/files_football/GATES_Eric_1980_GH_R.jpg
paf
05-10-2004, 01:18 PM
arrgh
MartinE
05-10-2004, 01:19 PM
Nice of you to be so kind towards someone who could have died of cancer!!!!
TonbridgeEagle
05-10-2004, 01:26 PM
I know they're not footballers, but found this photo on Google and made me laugh...
st albans
05-10-2004, 01:32 PM
thats hideous
Miss Chief
05-10-2004, 01:44 PM
Matt Le Tissier, fantastic footballer but sadly hit with the ugly stick.
Miss Chief
05-10-2004, 01:47 PM
The younger years...
ElwissAtMemphis
05-10-2004, 03:17 PM
Ian Wallace, ironically wearing the ugliest kit of all time as well.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/coventry/sport/clubs/coventrycity_fc/city-legends-gallery/images/legends-wallace-65.jpg
David of Kent
05-10-2004, 03:24 PM
Tonbridge Eagles picture must be edited. No one in the world can have the size of gap the guy on the right has between his top lip and his nose. :eek:
TonbridgeEagle
05-10-2004, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by David of Kent
Tonbridge Eagles picture must be edited. No one in the world can have the size of gap the guy on the right has between his top lip and his nose. :eek:

That's what I was thinking, but I just can't see where! Also not too sure who is the ugliest.
David of Kent
05-10-2004, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by TonbridgeEagle
That's what I was thinking, but I just can't see where! Also not too sure who is the ugliest.

They look like Killer Kilcline and Mani from the Stone Roses' uglier brothers
Queudrue
06-10-2004, 11:37 PM
TonbridgeEagle's photo is fecking weird :D The space between that blokes nose and top lip is freaky
Q2thaZ
06-10-2004, 11:51 PM
http://freespace.virgin.net/bobbing.cardiffcity/casp.html

check out the link for best football banner ever!! :D :D :D
Wingy_CPFC
07-10-2004, 12:03 AM
Originally posted by TonbridgeEagle
I know they're not footballers, but found this photo on Google and made me laugh...

Haha, seen that before, it is photoshopped. It's a couple of members from some band I think, though can't remember who :S
PeterH
07-10-2004, 10:10 AM
Originally posted by David of Kent
Tonbridge Eagles picture must be edited. No one in the world can have the size of gap the guy on the right has between his top lip and his nose. :eek:

Hall of mirrors pic. :p
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DANCOO
07-10-2004, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by MartinE
Nice of you to be so kind towards someone who could have died of cancer!!!!

But he didn't die of cancer?
landeval
08-10-2004, 08:48 AM
http://www.uglyfootballers.com/content/images/footballers/world_cup/breitner/images/breitner04.jpg





PAUL BREITNER

http://www.uglyfootballers.com/
Scotland's No9
08-10-2004, 01:38 PM
Sorry, but I don't know how to post pictures, but:

http://www.abfc.co.uk/funny_pics/ugly.asp

Check out Gary Micklewhite and Joe Allen.
humpo
08-10-2004, 10:12 PM
sorry, but.........
se1eagle
08-10-2004, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by humpo
sorry, but.........

Wow that picture is truly horror-film stuff. So much for the face of God!
Q2thaZ
08-10-2004, 10:20 PM
He likes little boys!!!
Tony
08-10-2004, 10:54 PM
This is the only picture I cold find, but if you refer back to the Sandor photo on page 1, he's a dead ringer for 80s indie boy (and possibly beau of Boy George, or did I dream that?) Kirk Brandon from Spear of Destiny.
Sussex Eagle
10-10-2004, 12:49 PM
Richard Chaplow, who just scored for the u-20's, is pretty hideous

http://www.thefa.com/NR/rdonlyres/D384DFC6-7355-4F42-B4F3-A612F9A9347C/28664/RichardChaplow_vHoll_H.jpghttp://pictures.footymad.net/upload/104%5C146825-t.jpghttp://www.thefa.com/NR/rdonlyres/D384DFC6-7355-4F42-B4F3-A612F9A9347C/28665/Burnley_Chaplow_H.jpg
Two-Tone
10-10-2004, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by humpo
sorry, but.........

Baby Roo.........sloth love chunk!
YASSA the PALACETINIAN
10-10-2004, 03:50 PM
Remember him?
Dobbo
20-01-2005, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by YASSA the PALACETINIAN
Remember him?
Was that after a particularly disasterous visit to the dentist or after Kolinko retaliated ?
danibutcher
24-01-2005, 02:02 PM
The Bulgarian Baldrick
danibutcher
24-01-2005, 02:03 PM
What an ugly C***
Webb
24-01-2005, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by danibutcher
The Bulgarian Baldrick

Good to see the state of Bulgarian football is so good they can let tramps play in the team. I like it!
Pikie Punisher
24-01-2005, 07:19 PM
Lee Bowyer in character (side job) whilst at Leeds Utd.

http://www.emmerdale.org/emmerdale/portraits/sam.jpg
Pikie Punisher
24-01-2005, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by Sussex Eagle
Richard Chaplow, who just scored for the u-20's, is pretty hideous

http://www.thefa.com/NR/rdonlyres/D384DFC6-7355-4F42-B4F3-A612F9A9347C/28664/RichardChaplow_vHoll_H.jpghttp://pictures.footymad.net/upload/104%5C146825-t.jpghttp://www.thefa.com/NR/rdonlyres/D384DFC6-7355-4F42-B4F3-A612F9A9347C/28665/Burnley_Chaplow_H.jpg

And another of im on ecstasy

http://modus-ponens.minotaurcomputing.com/blog/images/1979_salems_lot.jpg
Super-Ste-Cious
24-01-2005, 07:43 PM
oh god no - not luke chadwick lol

i just remeber all the jokes from They Think Its All Over - got wot a minger
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