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Lyric b*llocks

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Posted by: mrdance

Closely aligned with the b*llocks thread I thought this should be given a go....

We all talk b*llocks all day long but MUST include lyrics from whatever song you like. Since people 'round here listen to such rare and wonderful moosic I reckon you should have no problem with this.

To start....


Hey, do u know where you're coming from?



Posted by: Brett

Hey you
Up in the sky
Learning to fly
Well tell me how high



Posted by: LLCOOLSTEVE

Do you have the time?



Posted by: Brett

Is it myyyyyyyyyyyyy imaginayyyyshun



Posted by: Geezer

I’m in the phone booth, it’s the one across the hall. If you don’t answer I’ll be swinging on the wall.



Posted by: Brett

Wendy, I'm not going to hurt you
I'm just going to beat your brains in

This is the Shining thread isnt it?



Posted by: Latvian

Its the key to my security



Posted by: Geezer

Ive got the key to the secret.



Posted by: Coulsdon Eagle

I've got an Orgone Accumulator
an' it makes me feel greater



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

I've designs on you that come from dirty books,
I would lie to you if that was what it took .....



Posted by: Brett

Little pigs, little pigs



Posted by: Wedgy

Right on the tip of your tougue
We're finding my salt heart



Posted by: mrdance

music sweet music, I wish I could carress and a kiss, kiss.
Manic depression is a frustrated mess.



Posted by: Brett

Give me gin and tonic
You can have it all but
How much do you wannit



Posted by: Wedgy

One strong arm is all he's got
One strong arm - sold and bought!



Posted by: Brett

I know a girl called Elsa
She's into Alka Seltzer
She sniff's it through a cane on a supersonic train



Posted by: Latvian

Craig did it all over your



Posted by: Brett

Radio gaga



Posted by: Latvian

Mullery we were rubbish

Mullery .... TOSSER!



Posted by: mrdance

I don't think you geddit. You don't have to just put down some lines from a song, but talk about b*llocks and subtly put some lyrics from a song. You geddit after we talk it over??



Posted by: Brett

quote:
Originally posted by mrdance
I don't think you geddit. You don't have to just put down some lines from a song, but talk about b*llocks and subtly put some lyrics from a song. You geddit after we talk it over??


OK, my bollocks are wrinkly.

We are the champions.

Is that any better?



Posted by: Coulsdon Eagle

quote:
Originally posted by mrdance
I don't think you geddit. You don't have to just put down some lines from a song, but talk about b*llocks and subtly put some lyrics from a song. You geddit after we talk it over??
Thought you meant post some obscure meaningless lyrics, DOH!



Posted by: mrdance

I dunno. Its a failing idea anyways:( . Do whatever 'cos it is b*llocks even if it's Light years away from serious intention and half a million miles from what you wanna be.:)



Posted by: LLCOOLSTEVE

Do you have the time?!



Posted by: mrdance

2001- I know what's going on.



Posted by: LLCOOLSTEVE

Dont look back in anger though mate



Posted by: mrdance

but what you gonna do to stop me this time? even if I do look back in anger?!



Posted by: LLCOOLSTEVE

Dont treat meeeeee this waaaaaaay! please?!



Posted by: mrdance

Nope. because i'm shifting along though I sing a sweet song



Posted by: LLCOOLSTEVE

Look, im slim shady, yes im the real shady, all the other slim shadys are just imitating, so wont the real slim shady please stand up, so dont stop moving baby only gonna drive me crazy, wiggle wiggle, wiggle wiggle.



Posted by: mrdance

but can't just do a Biggie Wiggie? I think you can.



Posted by: LLCOOLSTEVE

aaaah, but, do you have the time to listen to me rhyme??



Posted by: mrdance

alwright. I've nowhere to go but I'll still be cruising. I live this life long...long long time.



Posted by: LLCOOLSTEVE

Life?? oh, Life......ooooooh life, im afraid of the dark.



Posted by: mrdance

we can hold onto each other tight...,ahem.



Posted by: LLCOOLSTEVE

Have i told you lately that i ...............



Posted by: mrdance

....just can't keep on going on. It was virtual.



Posted by: LLCOOLSTEVE

Insanity, futures made of.........



Posted by: mrdance

....virtual insanity- now always seem to, be govern'd by.....



Posted by: Gosling

I've decided that I need to stop waiting for things to happen and bloody well go and do something about it. I'm tired of lying in the sunshine, staying home to watch the rain. If you do that to much, one day you'll find ten years have got behind you. No-one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.



Posted by: LLCOOLSTEVE

Billie Jean, shes just a girl who says........



Posted by: mrdance

hee hee. But the boy is not my son.



Posted by: LLCOOLSTEVE

Hit me baby, one more time..........



Posted by: mrdance

no thanks I rather sex u slow......



Posted by: LLCOOLSTEVE

and make you say oooooh, ahhhh, when i hit the g spot baby.........



Posted by: mrdance

......jus' a little bit more, oooooh, aaaaah,



Posted by: LLCOOLSTEVE

you know what, you make me wanna leave the one im with........



Posted by: mrdance

'cos these High times are killing me.



Posted by: LLCOOLSTEVE

And i just cant stop loving you...



Posted by: mrdance

baby, all I wanna do is spend a lifetime with you baby...



Posted by: Gosling

God Save The Queen



Posted by: mrdance

Long live the Queen



Posted by: Dai the Swansea Eagle

Dynamite with a laser beam



Posted by: mrdance

ahh! She's a killer....Queen......



Posted by: Dai the Swansea Eagle

If your child ain't all he should be now
This girl will put him right.....



Posted by: mrdance

....on baby, I say right on.



Posted by: Gosling

Right on, with a frickin laser beam on it's head!



Posted by: mrdance

ow baby, you got my heart...



Posted by: Dai the Swansea Eagle

... in San Francisco



Posted by: mrdance

Welcome to the Hotel California....



Posted by: Dai the Swansea Eagle

All the leaves are brown....



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

..and the beat goes on ...



Posted by: Brett

If I said you had a lovely body...



Posted by: Brett

or is it beautiful body?



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

its beautiful body - will you hold this against me ?



Posted by: mrdance

All these things we do, will make our dreams come true.....



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

Psuedosatisfaction baby .....



Posted by: mrdance

....is sweet loving you now.



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

Now is the time to get things right .....



Posted by: mrdance

....'cos it takes one to be alone, and it takes two to carry on. Tell me why you wanna stay?



Posted by: Psychokiller

Please leave us here
Close our eyes
To the octopus ride



Posted by: mrdance

I'm feeling the pressure all around me crumble



Posted by: Latvian

not much has changed but you live underwater



Posted by: mrdance

It's not an accident and that's exactly why I'm here



Posted by: Latvian

then shizzel mi nizzle



Posted by: mrdance

because we're all made of stars



Posted by: Geezer

Open up your loving arms, watch out here I come, you spin me right round, like a record baby, right round, round round.



Posted by: mrdance

doin' it round the clock



Posted by: Latvian

where the streets have no name



Posted by: mrdance

my knees shake, my heart beats like a drum.



Posted by: jlmatthews

Talkin' 'bout my generation...



Posted by: Latvian

as we walk through fields of gold.



Posted by: A Wooden Fish On Wheels

this gold on the teeth's no sense at all
it only matters when it's on the wall



Posted by: Psychokiller

For a stone in a tin can
Is wealth to the city man
Who leaves his armour down



Posted by: mrdance

the biological break has been activated



Posted by: Psychokiller

Send a cage through the post
Make your name like a ghost



Posted by: mrdance

....but the show must go on



Posted by: Psychokiller

Crime is increasing
and trigger happy policing
panic is spreading
god knows where we're heading



Posted by: greybot

Yet he tries so hard to please he's just so keen for you to listen
But no-one is listening and when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man



Posted by: mrdance

Heaven help all with no way out
That's what this is all about
This is not another trilogy
It's just another story



Posted by: Psychokiller

I tried to make it work, you in a cocktail skirt
And me in a suit, but it just wasn't me
You're used to wearing less, and now your life's a mess
So insecure you see
Well, I put up with all the scenes, but this is one scene that's going to be played my way
Take your hands off me
I don't belong to you, you see
Take a look at my face for the last time
I never knew you
You never knew me
Say hello, goodbye



Posted by: mrdance

don't you want me baby....



Posted by: Psychokiller

Under the clear red light
I can see the make up
Sliding down

Hey little girl
You would always make up
So take off that unbecoming frown



Posted by: mrdance

now hunger turns to anger in our eyes



Posted by: Psychokiller

What about me? Well
I'll find someone
Who's not going cheap in the sales

A nice little housewife
Who'll give me a steady life
And not keep going off the rails.



Posted by: mrdance

You. told it to me too
Exactly what you do
And now you love me too.
All the while it's true
Will you love me too?



Posted by: Psychokiller

Don't count your chickens cos they're never gonna hatch
You can't catch a monkey with a scuttle and a sack
Cos you're too dumb baby
You can't see the wood for the trees
Yeah you're too dumb baby
You just can't get off your knees



Posted by: mrdance

whenever I'm down, I call on you my friend
a helping hand you are
in my time of need.



Posted by: Psychokiller

And I'm on the train from
New Street to Euston
And out to Harrow again trying to
Get the feeling back that I had in 1972



Posted by: mrdance

It's Mr Moon who plays in tune, Mr Moon who knows
And it's Mr Moon who gives a sign then that's the sign that goes
I'll never know what to do 'till I'm there with you.



Posted by: Psychokiller

We've been to Button Moon
We followed Mr Spoon
Button Moon
Button Moon
Button Moon
Button Moon
Come back soon
Button Moon



Posted by: MicksSis

There's a rat in my kitchen
What am I gonna do....



Posted by: mrdance

So lost in love that I think i'm blind
To perchance upon this circumstance
is something of a miracle
So spiritual
It's verging on the physical
Searching for a love that I cannot find



Posted by: Psychokiller

Up above the streets and houses
Rainbow climbing high
Everyone can see it climbing
Over the sky

Paint the whole world with a rainbow



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

New Moon on Monday and a firedance through the night ....



Posted by: mrdance

Tie your shoes
Hold onto your hat
I'm gonna show you how to Skin that Cat



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

You've left my ring by the soap, now is that love ?



Posted by: MicksSis

The better better better it gets....



Posted by: Psychokiller

I want our lips to kiss and our limbs to entwine
Let our bodies be twisted but never our minds
Is this love?
Is this love?
Is this love?
Is this love?
Set to work idle hands
Shake these thoughts
Had I planned them they never would be teasing me
As viciously as these



Posted by: mrdance

I wanna be there
drinkin' in the morning
holler in the evening
Dr Jazz, Dr Jazz



Posted by: Wedgy

Drawn into the stream
Of undefined illusion
Those diamond dreams
They can't disguise the truth
That there is something about you
Baby so right
I wouldn't be without you baby tonight



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

Lights are searching for us dear, but we're as black as holes down here.....



Posted by: mrdance

....still running that rock on the frontline.



Posted by: MicksSis

Take a pinch of white man
Wrap him up in black skin
Add a touch of blue blood
And a little bit of Indian boy ....



Posted by: mrdance

...the kids got a funky soul.



Posted by: Psychokiller

Shine the headlights
Straight into my eyes
Like the roadkill
I'm paralysed
You see through my disguise

At the drive in
Double feature
Pull the lever
Break the fever
And say our last goodbyes

Since I was born I started to decay
Now nothing ever ever goes my way



Posted by: mrdance

You should have known better
You should have known better
You should have known better
You should have known better
meeting up with a girl like her.



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

Which way were you heading when you took my heart away ?



Posted by: mrdance

what you sayin' Able Mable?
that you can rock my blues away



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

Theres nothing we shouldnt do, cos thats the gift of schizo ....



Posted by: Wedgy

For restless eyes egos burn
and the mold is hard to break
now we've waded in too deep
and love is overboard
heavy hearts token words
all the hopes I ever had
fade like footprints in the sand



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

i think there's pieces of me you've never seen, maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen well ?



Posted by: mrdance

Her heart will not be broken
Maybe when her heart opens
I guess i won't be so cold.



Posted by: Brett

Trying to make ends meet
You're a slave to money
Then you die-high



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

Rip it up and start again ....



Posted by: Psychokiller

Two people make a vow to be together
And live, and love each other forever
They promise to love a lifetime
Funny thing, then they change their minds
They both go their separate ways
And love is just a memory
But a young heart
Doesn't wait that long
Another love soon comes along
That's they way love is



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

And thats not the way love is,
Love is here where I live,
Love is here where I live ...



Posted by: Brett

I'm a million different people from one day to the next
I cant change



Posted by: Brett

My friend and me
Looking through her red box of memories



Posted by: Brett

Ye-eeeeah
There's love if it you wannit
Dont sound like a sonnet



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

I love to hate you



Posted by: Brett

quote:
Originally posted by Mini Cheddar
I love to hate you


If you see me walking down the street
And I start to cry
Each time we meet
Walk on by



Posted by: Psychokiller

Ever since our voyage of love began
Your touch has thrilled me like the rush of the wind
And your arms have held me safe from a rolling sea
There's always been a quiet place to harbor you and me

Our love is like a ship on the ocean
We've been sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion

So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion
To rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over
Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat



Posted by: Brett

If heaven calls
I'm coming to



Posted by: Psychokiller

Johnny's always running around
Trying to find certainty
He wants all the world to believe that he ain't lonely



Posted by: Brett

Well how many corners
Do I have to turn
How many times
Do I have to learn
That all the love I have is in my mind



Posted by: Psychokiller

So ya
Thought ya
Might like to go to the show
To feel the warm thrill of confusion
That space cadet glow
Tell me is something eluding you sunshine
Is this not what you expected to see
If you wanna find out what's behind these cold eyes
You'll just have to claw your way through this disguise!



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

A girl needs a gun these days on account of all the rattlesnakes....



Posted by: Psychokiller

It was cold all around
There was frost on the ground
When the tigers broke free



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

Heartaches from Amsterdam, masterbated over jilted bouquets...



Posted by: Brett

quote:
Originally posted by Mini Cheddar
Heartaches from Amsterdam, masterbated over jilted bouquets...


There's a 'u' in there somewhere. ;)



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

A waste of space and alcohol, eating rain and drinking soil .....



Posted by: Brett

cos all I need
are cigarettes and alcohol...



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

I hate you so much right now ....



Posted by: Brett

Love is in the air
Everywhere I look around

Love is in the air
Every sight and every sound

And I dont know if I've been foolish

Dont know if I've been wise

But its something that I must believe in

Cos its there when I look in your eyes



Posted by: Psychokiller

Love is suicide



Posted by: Brett

I know this
Much is
True



Posted by: Psychokiller

Junebug skipping like a stone
With the headlights pointed at the dawn
We were sure we'd never see an end to it all
And I don't even care to shake these zipper blues
And we don't know
Just where our bones will rest
To dust I guess
Forgotten and absorbed into the earth below



Posted by: mrdance

One of these days you're gonna say goodbye



Posted by: Latvian

I like to MOVE IT!



Posted by: mrdance

I like to do it
do it!



Posted by: Psychokiller

Every sky is blue
But not for me and you



Posted by: greybot

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run Iike pigs from a gun, see how they fly, I'm crying



Posted by: Latvian

In the morning
when the sun shines
down on your body
I know we're really making love now!



Posted by: Latvian

quote:
Originally posted by Psychokiller
Two people make a vow to be together
And live, and love each other forever
They promise to love a lifetime
Funny thing, then they change their minds
They both go their separate ways
And love is just a memory
But a young heart
Doesn't wait that long
Another love soon comes along
That's they way love is



Thats the first set of lyrics you've ever typed I know! :lux:



Posted by: Latvian

and the lies that I get
and the lies they put us
and the lies that I get
and the lies they put us
and the lies that I get
and the lies they put us
and the lies that I get
and the lies they put us
and the lies that I get
and the lies they put us
and the lies that I get
and the lies they put us
and the lies that I get
and the lies they put us
and the lies that I get
and the lies they put us
and the lies that I get
and the lies they put us through

and there's ways to learn
and the lies its up to you
and there's ways to learn
and the lies its up to you
and there's ways to learn
and the lies its up to you
and there's ways to learn
and the lies its up to you
and there's ways to learn
and the lies its up to you
and there's ways to learn
and the lies its up to you
and there's ways to learn
and the lies its up to you
and there's ways to learn
and the lies its up to you
and there's ways to learn
and the lies its up to you
and there's ways to learn
and the lies its up to you
and there's ways to learn
and the lies its up to you
and there's ways to learn
and the lies its up to you
and there's ways to learn
and the lies its up to you
and there's ways to learn
and the lies its up to you


Push it, lets push it, push the feeling on
Push it, lets push it, gotta keep moving on
Push it, lets push it, push the feeling on
Push it, lets push it, gotta keep moving on
Push it, lets push it, push the feeling on
Push it, lets push it, gotta keep moving on
Push it, lets push it, push the feeling on
Push it, lets push it, gotta keep moving on
Push it, lets push it, push the feeling on
Push it, lets push it, gotta keep moving on



Posted by: Geezer

Though we've got to say goodbye for the the summer, darling I promise you this, I'll send you all my love, everyday in a letter, sealed with a kiss.



Posted by: mrdance

see I've become a man
who, holds nothing to dare
who will mind
if I just
disappear?
And this can never really end
You know it's infinately sad
Can someone tell me when
something good became so bad?
oh yeah,
so If you have a cure
to me would you please send....
A picture of my Life-
with a letter tellin'
how it should really be instead.



Posted by: Latvian

and then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like...



Posted by: pete eagle

I hate you so much right now



Posted by: Psychokiller

Grandma likes Brandy
Especially Peach
She keeps it by the radio
And listens to the reverend preach
It's quarter to eleven
Time to get some ghetto heaven



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

I see you think you are De Niro,
Correction you're less than zero !



Posted by: Psychokiller

Hey I wanna tell you a story
It's about the groove all right now look here
Hope it makes you move and gets your rhythm too
Yeah, yeah
Well there's music from the past
Music for the young and old
Music revelation, rock and roll and soul

Right on right on right on right on

There was little Richard (Tutti Frutti)
And Elvis too (shook up, shook up, shook up)
Way back in the fifties (way back, way back, way back)
They were doing it for me and you
Well I know there is a way with music we can say
There songs are in our blood so let them play 'cos it's happening today



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

That’s 24/7
All seeing everywhere
That’s 24/7
A regime of light and air
My hearts in the wires
My body’s some letters on a line
But the 24/7 makes it easy
Oh so easy, oh so easy to be alive
That’s 24/7
Nothing will stop us now
24/7
My feet never touch the ground
Sometimes I can’t take it
Think I’ve lost, think I’ve lost everything I’ve found
But the 24/7 is the new time
It’s the only time, the only time, around here, around here



Posted by: Psychokiller

Cue to your face so forsaken
Crushed by the way that you cry
Cue to your face so forsaken
What a surprise

You try to break the mould
before you get too old
you try to break the mould
before you die

Cue to your heart that is racing
stung by the look in your eye
Cue to your heart that is racing
What a surprise



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

There's a time for making peace - a time for making war
This woman don't accept things ain't worth fighting for
But who would stop to listen if that shouting's all you do?
Sweeter than the honey is reasoning from you



Posted by: Psychokiller

Brezhnev took Afghanistan.
Begin took Beirut.
Galtieri took the Union Jack.
And Maggie, over lunch one day,
Took a cruiser with all hands.
Apparently, to make him give it back.



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

I'm a reading your actions for full stops and colons
Been sentenced to death by your lines
Thought my close analysing would stop you from surprising
Your interpretation defined



Posted by: Psychokiller

You better keep it in check
Or you'll end up a wreck
And you'll never
Wake up



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

So if you want to change the world, change mine
And won't you make a start here, with me



Posted by: mrdance

And now there is no sound
'cos we all live underground



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

You mean everything to me, just cant take no more



Posted by: mrdance

oh love has got to reign in our world.



Posted by: Brett

Baby I want you
Come
Come
Come into my arms



Posted by: mrdance

glad all over.



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

If you want it, here it is, come and get it
But you better hurry cos its going fast .......



Posted by: Brett

My tender heart
Knowing that I'm not
The one you want



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

Loving you, is it the right thing to do ?



Posted by: hellsbells

I love you baby and if it's quite alright I love you baby



Posted by: Brett

You cant always get what you want
But if you try sometime
You might find
You get what you need



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

If I could baby I'd give you my world,
How can I if you won't take it from me ?



Posted by: Brett

Well you can tell me your reasons
But it wont change my feelings
I feel the same
About you



Posted by: Dai the Swansea Eagle

I can't llllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvveeeee,
If living is without you.



Posted by: mrdance

This P-p-parranoia will destroy ya
p-p-parranoia will destroy ya
p-p-parranoia will destroy ya
p-p-parranoia will destroy ya
p-p-parranoia will destroy ya
this time.



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

How do you unbreak a window?
How do you repair a heart?
If all it took
Was just some nails and wood
Then I would set to work
To rectify your hurt



Posted by: Brett

So put your arms
Around me-ee
And make me believe
That your are someone else



Posted by: Dai the Swansea Eagle

We sipped champagne and danced all night
Under electric candle light



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

Just say you love me
You dont have to mean it
You dont have to make a show
Of what isnt there



Posted by: Brett

I dream of you
And we talk of gowing old
But you said please dont

Let me be the one
Who shines with you



Posted by: Dai the Swansea Eagle

Remember when you were young?
You shone like the sun



Posted by: mrdance

GOLD yeah!
always believe in your soul.....



Posted by: Dai the Swansea Eagle

Could it be forever
or am I just a-wasting my time?



Posted by: Latvian

And at night whe I close my eyes - I only dream of Freak 'n' you



Posted by: Dai the Swansea Eagle

A candy coloured clown they call the sandman
Tiptoes to my room everynight
Just to sprinkle stardust and to whisper
Go to sleep, everything is alright



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

Your tongue's like a wet rag
Slow it down son you're covering me in jet lag ......



Posted by: Latvian

They're so wet that thier body's start to leak and sh!t!



Posted by: Psychokiller

Two people don't get along
deep down in
both have feelings very strong
They try hard to conceal it.
Their hearts burn 'cause they both know they can feel it.

That's the way love is
that's the way love is
that's the way love is.

Lovers leave without a reason
feelings change just like seasons.
In love nothing's for certain

There's no use in pretending what's behind the curtain.



Posted by: mrdance

It's a sad sad situation.....








THAT DAVE WON'T MAKE THIS GOLD!!!!



Posted by: Mini Cheddar

mrdance - youve gone as far as you can, so call in the middle man ...



Posted by: mrdance

GOLD yeah!
always believe in your soul.....





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