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Away Day Eagle 30-03-2008 11:09 PM

Moan U
 
Man Utd are wankers.

Discuss

celery stick 30-03-2008 11:11 PM

I agree, Manchester United are wankers.

Away Day Eagle 30-03-2008 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by celery stick
I agree, Manchester United are wankers.
Worth repeating

celery stick 30-03-2008 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Away Day Eagle
Worth repeating
Manchester United are wankers.

jookbeard 30-03-2008 11:15 PM

Chelsea are far bigger wankers

celery stick 30-03-2008 11:16 PM

This is what Manchester United do;

''Moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan
moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan.''

Wankers they are.

Super-Ste-Cious 30-03-2008 11:16 PM

Everyone are wankers in comparison to our Palace!!

celery stick 30-03-2008 11:20 PM

Always moaning that Manchester United.
Especially if they dont win a game, that Alex Ferguson starts blaming the ref, the opposition, the linesman, the old woman behind the goal with the bright jacket and the bling who put Wayne Rooney off, the grass, the mud, the lack of training for top level refs, the fixture congestion, the traffic congestion, congestion on the railways, the weather, sun spots, not enough extra time, too much extra time, the entire concept of time, Old Father Time, Old Father Ted, Ted Rogers, Don Rogers, Roger Bannister, the four minute mile, the 4 minutes that werent added on, moan moan moan moan moan moan.

Wankers.

the digger 30-03-2008 11:25 PM

apparently they sit around and play with their dicks all day.

man utd that is

Away Day Eagle 30-03-2008 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by celery stick
Always moaning that Manchester United.
Especially if they dont win a game, that Alex Ferguson starts blaming the ref, the opposition, the linesman, the old woman behind the goal with the bright jacket and the bling who put Wayne Rooney off, the grass, the mud, the lack of training for top level refs, the fixture congestion, the traffic congestion, congestion on the railways, the weather, sun spots, not enough extra time, too much extra time, the entire concept of time, Old Father Time, Old Father Ted, Ted Rogers, Don Rogers, Roger Bannister, the four minute mile, the 4 minutes that werent added on, moan moan moan moan moan moan.

Wankers.

Anyone care to define "extra time" at Old Trafford**


**Penalties are rarer than Hen's teeth and/or Rocking horse sh1t

:hmph: :S:

jookbeard 30-03-2008 11:30 PM

Penalties at O/T are about as rare as seeing a Muslim at a Bar Mitzvah

beef 30-03-2008 11:31 PM

Very dignified club, always willing to accept when things don't go their way. Top fans too.

jookbeard 30-03-2008 11:32 PM

as a rabbi eating a pork chop

celery stick 30-03-2008 11:32 PM

I remember an away team getting a penalty at Old Trafford.
I think it was Middlesbrough, apparently it was the first pentalty awarded to an away team at Old Trafford since 1807 (BC)
Oh dear Manchester United didnt half moan about it, all the players surrounded the ref telling him he'd got it wrong and ''anyway they were Manchester United and it was Old Trafford and penalties werent given against them there''

Moan moan moan moan moan moan.

jookbeard 30-03-2008 11:33 PM

A Stella MaCartney smile

celery stick 30-03-2008 11:34 PM

Moan moan moan moan moan.

celery stick 30-03-2008 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Away Day Eagle
Anyone care to define "extra time" at Old Trafford**

I think its called 'Fergie Time'.

The wanker.

jookbeard 30-03-2008 11:36 PM

an honest politician

Away Day Eagle 30-03-2008 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by celery stick
I remember an away team getting a penalty at Old Trafford.
I think it was Middlesbrough, apparently it was the first pentalty awarded to an away team at Old Trafford since 1807 (BC)
Oh dear Manchester United didnt half moan about it, all the players surrounded the ref telling him he'd got it wrong and ''anyway they were Manchester United and it was Old Trafford and penalties werent given against them there''

Moan moan moan moan moan moan.

We once got a PENALTY (EMPHASIS added) in the 1970-1 season at Old Trafford :eek: :eek:

And we won :lux: :lux: :lux: :hi:

Away Day Eagle 30-03-2008 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by celery stick
I think its called 'Fergie Time'.

The wanker.

Or until they (bare minimum, equalize) or score the winner.


One plural word : Wankers.

No apologies to anyone who wears the Woankers' top.


Whatever.

Wanker :hmph:


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