Hugh Juan Carr
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The wisdom of my wife:
"You won't be listening anyway - you'll be picking your bum or listening to Pulp...'
"Use a plate! I've hoovered in here today, you cock!"
"Don't be a Gay all your life!"
"Does that mean our children will have monkey's skulls?"
"I don't want to inhale your urine!"
"Have you farted into a sponge or something?"
"You absolute pretentious ballsack!"
"You're a hairy, gay, Special Needs tramp!"
"Oh Google your own fat, flabby arse!"
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