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Old 30-04-2012, 10:09 PM
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Man sues BMW after motorcycle ride gave him '20-month erection'

California man Henry Wolf has said that a four-hour trip on his BMW bike with a 'ridge-like seat' gave him a persistent, lasting erection, and he is now suing the motoring manufacturer and seatmaker Corbin-Pacific

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Old 30-04-2012, 10:25 PM
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What bike was that ?
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Old 30-04-2012, 10:26 PM
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California man Henry Wolf has said that a four-hour trip on his BMW bike with a 'ridge-like seat' gave him a persistent, lasting erection, and he is now suing the motoring manufacturer and seatmaker Corbin-Pacific

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Old 30-04-2012, 10:29 PM
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Must have been giving it some stick mind..
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Old 30-04-2012, 10:31 PM
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It's going to be a long hard case
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Old 30-04-2012, 10:35 PM
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Was it deliberate or a bit of a cock-up?
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Old 30-04-2012, 10:35 PM
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I wonder if the judge will hand out a stiff penalty?
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Old 30-04-2012, 10:40 PM
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But will it stand up in court..?
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Old 30-04-2012, 10:41 PM
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Old 30-04-2012, 10:42 PM
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Old 30-04-2012, 10:46 PM
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Old 30-04-2012, 11:29 PM
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Old 01-05-2012, 02:07 AM
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Sounds like a long ride
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Old 01-05-2012, 02:50 AM
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is this something to do with a BEAMer?
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Metro really is rubbish.

He can't sue BMW at all since a Corbin seat is not BMW-fitted.
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Old 01-05-2012, 07:40 AM
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Where can I buy one?
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How dare you? A paper with such highbrow headlines as Goose on the loose with arrow in head proves a tough target, Farmer refuses to sell rude-shaped plant and Iconic lobby scene from sci-fi action film The Matrix recreated with peanuts cannot possibly be described as rubbish.
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