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Old 30-04-2012, 10:09 PM
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Man sues BMW after motorcycle ride gave him '20-month erection'
California man Henry Wolf has said that a four-hour trip on his BMW bike with a 'ridge-like seat' gave him a persistent, lasting erection, and he is now suing the motoring manufacturer and seatmaker Corbin-Pacific

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Old 30-04-2012, 10:25 PM
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What bike was that ?
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California man Henry Wolf has said that a four-hour trip on his BMW bike with a 'ridge-like seat' gave him a persistent, lasting erection, and he is now suing the motoring manufacturer and seatmaker Corbin-Pacific

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/897708-...on?ITO=socialm

That sounds hard on BMW.
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Old 30-04-2012, 10:29 PM
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Must have been giving it some stick mind..
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Old 30-04-2012, 10:31 PM
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Old 30-04-2012, 10:35 PM
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I wonder if the judge will hand out a stiff penalty?
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Old 30-04-2012, 10:40 PM
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is this something to do with a BEAMer?
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Metro really is rubbish.

He can't sue BMW at all since a Corbin seat is not BMW-fitted.
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