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"The best hotels don't want empty rooms, but keep that to yourself." Aaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh ! Those Joe Pasquale/Brian Blessed compensation ads have got to go. The intensely irritating voices aside, you can instinctively tell what an exploitative bunch of tightarses they are by how ridiculously cheap that stop motion animation looks. Is it supposed to be a dog or what? It just appears to be a lump of clay with arms and legs added that I'd be slightly ashamed of if my 5-year-old produced it. Even Morf on Tony Hart's Gallery had a bigger budget. There's something about the expression "Nectar points are on us" that makes me want to kill at the moment too. As already mentioned, Paul Whitehouse should know better. Apart from anything else, if you walked around South Wales looking and acting like that, you'd be hospitalized within weeks. "Love-leeeee" I don't fecking think. |
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#1142
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Am I the only once who's noticed that the "injuried" Dog lifts up his crutch to point at something while putting weight on his "bad" leg? sums up the mentalty of such companies very well I'd say. |
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Whispering, songs with whistling, twee plinky plonky folky music and covers of classic songs by breathy female singers: the new memes in advertising and 100% guaranteed to wind me the **** up. |
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Vuvuzela- Get ****ed Paddy.
Secret escapes- You whispering bint Nectar points- Does any bugger actually use these?
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Lo fi pixie folk, shilling a giant faceless corperation near you today. |
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And freely wags it's bandaged tail without a hint of pain. Fraudulent fecker.
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The new f*****g Colgate mouthwash one!!
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Doesn't wind me up as much as "Hello I'm Yasmin, and I'm going to do a trial for Oral-B." This will include lots of cliched wonky camera work to make out that this is being filmed in my home rather than in a studio, and the usual tv lie that women wake up with a full face of makeup on... |
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Ladbrokes one with Kammy. That f*cking loudmouthed foreign prick screaming his head off. Stupid Cu*t. Just f*ck off! F*CK OFF!!!!!!
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The 'Jenny Craig' adverts with Scary Spice - that womans voice and accent are the vocal equivalent of nails being dragged down a blackboard.
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Paddy McGuinness unfunny in Vic Chandler ad.Phoenix Nights seems a long time ago....
Nivea one with Ince,Ferdinand,Seaman and Very Terribles.
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Awful, just awful.
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“You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks like He rushed it.” Amid concrete and clay, and general decay, nature must still find a way... |
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Those ones on the telly that interfere with the programs I'm watching.
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Good call. How fitting that their catchphrase is "silence the irritation" when that is exactly what I'd like to do... |
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Does he realise that we realise he dyes his hair - COCK!
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Any Golf Calloway American advert.
Which is why Lee Westwood's Dunlop advert is so good. Great piss take! |
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she is rather lovely to look at though
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She'd look better with a face like a painter's radio... |
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The Doritos Don't You Want Me ad is starting to grate...
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That Santander one: "you this, you save, you that, you save"
I hate Santander Bank and I hate their ****ing advert. |
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