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Old 29-11-2017, 02:27 PM
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Things that make you feel awkward.

Yes it's another 'things' thread. Insincere apologies to Maidstoned in advance.

Awkward/uncomfortable/embarassing things. Last night was getting in the lift at work, door start closing and guy quickly rushes over to squeeze in - helpfully I reach across and start hammering the 'open doors' button. He jams a foot in, the door opens and lift carries on.

Then I realise I was actually hammering the 'close doors' button. This guy is aware of that. We stand there in silence while he is probably wondering why I'm such a c***.

I mention it to him as we get out of the lift expecting him to laugh it off. He doesn't, just looks at me as if I'm some sort of freak. FFS.
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Old 29-11-2017, 02:30 PM
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Ilook forward to the Things that make you embarrased thread.
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Old 29-11-2017, 02:37 PM
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Maidstone's overly-numerous threads.
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Old 29-11-2017, 04:50 PM
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I'll reply to my own thread - when Maidstoned gets the hump and starts another load of 'things' threads, only for people to start posting properly on them thereby bumping them above all the other threads.
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Yes it's another 'things' thread. Insincere apologies to Maidstoned in advance.

Awkward/uncomfortable/embarassing things. Last night was getting in the lift at work, door start closing and guy quickly rushes over to squeeze in - helpfully I reach across and start hammering the 'open doors' button. He jams a foot in, the door opens and lift carries on.

Then I realise I was actually hammering the 'close doors' button. This guy is aware of that. We stand there in silence while he is probably wondering why I'm such a c***.

I mention it to him as we get out of the lift expecting him to laugh it off. He doesn't, just looks at me as if I'm some sort of freak. FFS.
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I'll reply to my own thread - when Maidstoned gets the hump and starts another load of 'things' threads, only for people to start posting properly on them thereby bumping them above all the other threads.
I was just getting a weeks worth of things threads out in time for the weekend.
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