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Old 22-11-2016, 02:32 PM
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How many time does it take to expose "this stupidity" ?? I wouldve thought you wouldve exposed it by now with all the attention you give me Mr Chuckle
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Old 22-11-2016, 02:33 PM
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I don't understand this response. Can someone translate it into some form of coherent dialect for me?
My response to this laughable post

Yes the peaceful Mosley an his blackshirts.

You're a supporter then?


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Old 22-11-2016, 02:33 PM
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Come on Mik, you know you're not allowed to either question the Biggin or even take the piss out of his ignorance.

His view is as valid as any expert don't you know.

Exposing this stupidity is bullying nowadays.
Well, I tried. The question was simple enough I thought.
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Old 22-11-2016, 02:51 PM
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You've lost me there, I'm afraid!
Slightly un-PC, borderline sexist play on words. "Falange" sounds like "flange". Using objectifying imagery I used the word flange to mean - female. Penelope Cruz is a Spanish female.

Appalling joke, not even funny. I just wanted to contribute to the thread - I love reading the ones that descend into arguments like this, but I am always careful about getting dragged in and dragged down by them.

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Old 22-11-2016, 02:51 PM
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You've lost me there, I'm afraid!
Slightly un-PC, borderline sexist play on words. "Falange" sounds like "flange". Using objectifying imagery I used the word flange to mean - female. Penelope Cruz is a Spanish female.

Appalling joke, not even funny. I just wanted to contribute to the thread - I love reading the ones that descend into arguments like this, but I am always careful about getting dragged in and dragged down by them.

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Old 22-11-2016, 03:05 PM
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Old 22-11-2016, 03:10 PM
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My poor humour does seem to have put the kibosh on the debate...

Maybe that's the answer to stopping the fascists, Islamofascists, soc.libs, SJWs, etc from tearing the world apart...tell bad jokes.
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Old 22-11-2016, 03:11 PM
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So an Englishman, an Irishman, a Pakistani, an Israeli, a Syrian and a Frenchman all walk into a bar...
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Old 22-11-2016, 03:16 PM
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So an Englishman, an Irishman, a Pakistani, an Israeli, a Syrian and a Frenchman all walk into a bar...
It's probably just me..... I'm bilingual, I can't read Falange and see flange.
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Old 22-11-2016, 03:19 PM
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It's probably just me..... I'm bilingual, I can't read Falange and see flange.
I must admit that in recent years, after the debacle of summer signings 2013, any time I have seen it written I have pronounced it in my head as 'Florian Marange'. And chuckled inside at another of my poor jokes.

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Old 22-11-2016, 04:18 PM
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Anyways back to flange....
Sorry to side track from fascism yet again, but does anyone remember the segment on Chris Evans breakfast show where his producer used to just say words like 'flange' in a seductive voice? Put a smile on my face having my memory jogged back to childhood.
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Old 22-11-2016, 04:31 PM
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Sorry to side track from fascism yet again, but does anyone remember the segment on Chris Evans breakfast show where his producer used to just say words like 'flange' in a seductive voice? Put a smile on my face having my memory jogged back to childhood.
I miss words like flange being a Canadian frog but Chris Evans was a bit after I had left home to come here so a lucky escape...I was more of a Steve Wright in the afternoon with Mr.Angry
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Old 22-11-2016, 04:36 PM
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I vaguely remember Steve Wright In The Afternoon on the way home from school, but was too young really to get it. I do remember him on the breakfast show though. He didn't last very long before Evans took over, I recall.

Those ended up being my formative music years - I still have a load of singles that Evans had as record of the week at the birth of (and I hate this word, I always preferred to say 'indie') Britpop.
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Old 22-11-2016, 04:39 PM
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I miss words like flange being a Canadian frog but Chris Evans was a bit after I had left home to come here so a lucky escape...I was more of a Steve Wright in the afternoon with Mr.Angry
Oh yeah, I was supposed to tell you, Les. They had to put Muffin the Mule down.
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Old 22-11-2016, 04:44 PM
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They had to put Muffin the Mule down.
Dare I make another inexcusable joke involving innuendo, 'muffin' and 'mules'...?
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Oh yeah, I was supposed to tell you, Les. They had to put Muffin the Mule down.
That was a sexual offence in England wasn't it Muffin the mule ?
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Thanks Les...saved me from having to say it.
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