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Old 08-11-2014, 11:02 AM
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Old 08-11-2014, 11:05 AM
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Old 08-11-2014, 11:09 AM
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Can you elaborate on the Train one for me?

I used to have to get a train from Paddington to Plymouth very often which was always busy. Everyone would dart towards the train, though some people would walk desperately slow, which I find is the case quite often so i will naturally move ahead of people as i am a quick walker. I don't think I would hang back at a train station if i thought someone had been standing their a little longer than me.
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Old 08-11-2014, 11:12 AM
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YouTube vloggers. Attention seeking little shits so low on self esteem that they have to put videos of their lives on YouTube for people with even more issues can follow their every movement. What gets me even more is the amount of success they get from it. Bastards!

That Brighton/Chelsea supporter being a prime example
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Old 08-11-2014, 11:16 AM
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YouTube vloggers. Attention seeking little shits so low on self esteem that they have to put videos of their lives on YouTube for people with even more issues can follow their every movement. What gets me even more is the amount of success they get from it. Bastards!

That Brighton/Chelsea supporter being a prime example
He is very annoying. I would like to punch his unusually large mouth.
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Old 08-11-2014, 11:16 AM
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People on trains conducting long and loud telephone conversations. Shut the **** up no-one is interested in your banal shit.
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Old 08-11-2014, 11:26 AM
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People who walk desperately slow in public areas where people are trying to get around. They have no awareness of their surroundings as they slowly shuffle forwards whilst looking down at their phone, and talking to their friends walking equally as slow side by side, unaware of the 3 hundred or so people behind them all clogged up due to their inconsideration.

If you want to walk that slowly then stand to the side and give room for others. Or allow us to carry cattle prods to disperse of them ourselves. It's like dawn of the dead in London most of the time.

These people are also so stupid that they can't notice the pattern of people standing on one side and moving on others on escalators. They also have a habit of stopping abruptly in busy areas causing everyone behind to bump into each other. They usually like to do this in entrances because it means everyone behind them has to wait until they can figure out if they want to turn left or fcuking right. Probably the same decision they have made for the past 20 fcuking years, but it still requires that pause and deliberation. Get out of my fcuking way you fat slaaaaag.
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Old 08-11-2014, 11:41 AM
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People who walk desperately slow in public areas where people are trying to get around. They have no awareness of their surroundings as they slowly shuffle forwards whilst looking down at their phone, and talking to their friends walking equally as slow side by side, unaware of the 3 hundred or so people behind them all clogged up due to their inconsideration.

If you want to walk that slowly then stand to the side and give room for others. Or allow us to carry cattle prods to disperse of them ourselves. It's like dawn of the dead in London most of the time.

These people are also so stupid that they can't notice the pattern of people standing on one side and moving on others on escalators. They also have a habit of stopping abruptly in busy areas causing everyone behind to bump into each other. They usually like to do this in entrances because it means everyone behind them has to wait until they can figure out if they want to turn left or fcuking right. Probably the same decision they have made for the past 20 fcuking years, but it still requires that pause and deliberation. Get out of my fcuking way you fat slaaaaag.
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Old 08-11-2014, 11:48 AM
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People who drive in the outside lane of a dual carriageway for five miles because they want to turn right at the next roundabout!!!!
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Old 08-11-2014, 11:58 AM
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Old 08-11-2014, 03:14 PM
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Old 08-11-2014, 03:19 PM
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People rushing to post on the Warnock Out thread when we lose a game.

We all know Pulis was the best thing since sliced bread, but give NW a bit of a chance. It wasn't his fault that TP left, and it is not his fault that he is not of Pulis calibre. He has come in and had to manage a bucket load of mess left by TPs departure - at least give him some breathing space.

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