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Old 08-11-2014, 09:47 PM
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Old 08-11-2014, 09:48 PM
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Old 08-11-2014, 10:07 PM
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Old 09-11-2014, 12:37 AM
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Selfish smoking c*nts who walk along busy pavements smoking not caring if anyone else gets lung cancer.
Spot on. They should wait until they get into their place of work before lighting up, or smoke on the train beforehand.
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Old 09-11-2014, 01:21 AM
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Noisy blacks.

Greedy browns.

Cruel and heathen yellows.

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Trashy whites.

Australians.

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Skiers.

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Travellers. Both the pikey kind and the type who swans off around the globe but think that they are somehow superior to every other kind of tourist.

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And people who call me 'mate' when I don't know them. That probably pisses me off most of all.
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Old 09-11-2014, 08:37 AM
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And people who call me 'mate' when I don't know them. That probably pisses me off most of all.
I know what you mean Matthew. I was referred to as "mate" by a waiter in Liverpool last week. It was not appropriate.
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Old 09-11-2014, 09:05 AM
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Old 09-11-2014, 09:25 AM
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Just off on my bike for a 30 miler. Thankfully I'm a couple of hundred miles away from Gooders and Maz ......
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Old 09-11-2014, 09:32 AM
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Old 09-11-2014, 09:42 AM
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Old 09-11-2014, 09:45 AM
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Old 09-11-2014, 09:51 AM
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People who stand so close behind you in queues that you can smell their warm smelly breath on the back of your neck
People who queue 3 metres behind the person in front so that 3 people queue in the shop itself and everyone else waits on the footpath outside.
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Old 09-11-2014, 10:10 AM
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Old 09-11-2014, 10:14 AM
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Can you elaborate on the Train one for me?

I used to have to get a train from Paddington to Plymouth very often which was always busy. Everyone would dart towards the train, though some people would walk desperately slow, which I find is the case quite often so i will naturally move ahead of people as i am a quick walker. I don't think I would hang back at a train station if i thought someone had been standing their a little longer than me.

Happy to elaborate. You've hit the nail on another annoyance though.

My initial gripe is when you're waiting on the platform for the 8:06 to Waterloo. You've arrived at 8:02 but having spent years getting this train you know that by standing in front of the 'Putney station' sign you'll be directly inline with the doors.

However come 8:05 there are a group of a-holes that feel they have a right to simply walk in front of you and stand waiting in the place we both know as being ideal to board the train.

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Old 09-11-2014, 10:28 AM
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Old 09-11-2014, 11:42 AM
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People who start yet ANOTHER what annoys you/things that get on your nerves/pet hates thread, maybe the 428th in the last 6 years.

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Old 09-11-2014, 11:43 AM
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