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Old 10-11-2014, 07:11 AM
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People who treat a communal path between cyclists and dog walkers as the final stage on the Tour de France.
People who can't control their ******* dogs....whilst walking on a communal path between cyclists and walkers
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Old 10-11-2014, 08:34 AM
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People who will walk out of a doorway and stop immediately in front of you, having no care for the people around them.
Please include in that people that stop at the top/bottom of escalators after getting off to check their bags for goodness knows what or just dither around, rather than getting the hell out of the way of other people that are GETTING CARRIED STRAIGHT INTO YOU, YOU MORONS.
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Old 10-11-2014, 09:07 AM
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People walking towards you who, for absolutely no need at all, decide to now walk directly at you causing both of you to have to side step each other.

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Old 10-11-2014, 09:11 AM
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Old 10-11-2014, 09:12 AM
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Cycling dogs on communal paths.
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Old 10-11-2014, 09:22 AM
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People who: (deep breath)

Wear a jacket with faded jeans- any bloke on a property programme
Wear brown shoes with dark trousers - Yes, you , Jeremy Kyle, YOU started this shlt.
Pedestrians who stop for no apparent reason in a doorway, blocking the entrance/exit.
Cyclists and Motorists who fail to realise that in car parks, side turnings and pathways the Pedestrian has priority. Even if they have a dog.
children who run amok in supermarkets and pubs,...."ahhh,...bless". No, kill the kids, then the parents,....slowly.
People who drive cars and don't use their indicators and expect you to know where they are going by telepathy. A slow death is too good for you.
Council officials who take bulging brown envelopes are consistently 'work from home'.
minority 'culture' being forced upon me. A yogurt has more culture.
old people. Do the decent thing and die.
kids. Go play on the motorway

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Old 10-11-2014, 09:24 AM
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People who: (deep breath)

Wear a jacket with faded jeans- any bloke on a property programme
Wear brown shoes with dark trousers - Yes, you , Jeremy Kyle, YOU started this shlt.
Pedestrians who stop for no apparent reason in a doorway, blocking the entrance/exit.
Cyclists and Motorists who fail to realise that in car parks, side turnings and pathways the Pedestrian has priority. Even if they have a dog.
children who run amok in supermarkets and pubs,...."ahhh,...bless". No, kill the kids, then the parents,....slowly.
People who drive cars and don't use their indicators and expect you to know where they are going by telepathy. A slow death is too good for you.
Council officials who take bulging brown envelopes are consistently 'work from home'.
minority 'culture' being forced upon me. A yogurt has more culture.
old people. Do the decent thing and die.
kids. Go play on the motorway

Did I miss anyone ?
Brown shoes are perfectly acceptable with a navy suit.
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Old 10-11-2014, 11:09 AM
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Cycling dogs on communal paths.
Cycling dogs? Have you been on LSD?
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Old 10-11-2014, 11:17 AM
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People at the supermarket checkout who, once they have paid, and been handed tehir reciept, now feel the need to faff about with their purse, oput the change in teh correct compartment, change some coins around, fiddle with any notes, and put their loyalty card away. Taking 2-3 minutes to do all this whilst standing right in front of teh cashier stopping them from serving the next person.

Move the **** out of the way. NOW.
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Old 10-11-2014, 11:29 AM
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People at the supermarket checkout who, once they have paid, and been handed tehir reciept, now feel the need to faff about with their purse, oput the change in teh correct compartment, change some coins around, fiddle with any notes, and put their loyalty card away. Taking 2-3 minutes to do all this whilst standing right in front of teh cashier stopping them from serving the next person.

Move the **** out of the way. NOW.
And also people doing this at cash points and ticket machines at train stations. If ever extreme violence is justified....
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Old 10-11-2014, 11:32 AM
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People walking towards you who, for absolutely no need at all, decide to now walk directly at you causing both of you to have to side step each other.
It's called "doing the dance"
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Old 10-11-2014, 11:42 AM
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Gonzo's inability to press the "h" key before the "e" key. It's been going on for years now. Seriously, how difficult can it be??
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Old 10-11-2014, 01:01 PM
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Old 10-11-2014, 01:31 PM
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I suspect he was fishing for this, but anyhow...

Gonzo's inability to press the "h" key before the "e" key. It's been going on for years now. Seriously, how difficult can it be??
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Old 10-11-2014, 01:31 PM
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Uninterpretable dress codes.
I'm going to a function this month, where not one person I've spoken to, has any idea what they are supposed to wear.

Simple informative descriptions are like 'Black Tie' & 'Smart/casual' are gone; now you get descriptions like 'Dress to impress with a twist' or 'funky thread brights'.

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Uninterpretable dress codes.
I'm going to a function this month, where not one person I've spoken to, has any idea what they are supposed to wear.

Simple informative descriptions are like 'Black Tie' & 'Smart/casual' are gone; now you get descriptions like 'Dress to impress with a twist' or 'funky thread brights'.

Ridiculous.
It's obvious. Full Kit.
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People at the supermarket checkout who, once they have paid, and been handed tehir reciept, now feel the need to faff about with their purse, oput the change in teh correct compartment, change some coins around, fiddle with any notes, and put their loyalty card away. Taking 2-3 minutes to do all this whilst standing right in front of teh cashier stopping them from serving the next person.

Move the **** out of the way. NOW.
And further to this one, people at these new fangled self checkout registers who don't pack their bags as they are scanning things, instead pile all their items on top of the bags and have to fight through everything to pack their bags afterwards taking twice as long.
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