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Old 06-12-2017, 11:50 AM
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Old 06-12-2017, 12:47 PM
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I went out go buy a green pepper, without being forced into buying a yellow and red one as well. I failed and had to buy salad ingredients so as to make use of the red and yellow ones.

To get my hands on one green pepper ended up costing me, in relative terms, a lot of money.

Does the Watford club shop by any chance, sell green peppers?
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I went out go buy a green pepper, without being forced into buying a yellow and red one as well. I failed and had to buy salad ingredients so as to make use of the red and yellow ones.

To get my hands on one green pepper ended up costing me, in relative terms, a lot of money.

Does the Watford club shop by any chance, sell green peppers?
No, only yellow and red ones.
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I tried to buy the Graham Taylor autobiography at the Luton Town club shop. The told me to f*** off. Very rude I thought.
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I did try to buy a 'Palace' clock from the club shop, but it was too time consuming.
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Hats off to Watford. Leading the way in the distribution of Graham Taylor books. I tried to get one from our club shop but they didn't have any. How do they expect to make a profit? Typical Palace.

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Maybe so, but did you also get an email a text and a Royal Mail tracking number?

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