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Old 29-06-2009, 09:04 AM
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His vocabluary provides a moderately effective smokescreen, but the guy is a useless self-serving twat.

And useless twats always get recognised as such eventually.

All things being even, that should have happened at least by the time of the next mayoral election.

He's done nothing of any real use for London or Londoners yet. I wonder if he'll manage to over the course of his term.
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Old 03-11-2009, 06:55 PM
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London mayor Boris Johnson has rescued a woman who was being attacked by an armed group of young girls, chasing them down the road on his bicycle.
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Old 03-11-2009, 10:48 PM
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Old 03-11-2009, 10:53 PM
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Old 03-11-2009, 10:54 PM
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Old 03-11-2009, 11:06 PM
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How has it cost Boris and his boys £6 million to lay a bit of tarmac, remove some railings and rephase the lights for the new Oxford Circus? There has to be corruption somewhere to pay that much. Charlton or Gillingham fans would have done it for a ton.
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Old 03-11-2009, 11:14 PM
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Old 03-11-2009, 11:17 PM
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Old 03-11-2009, 11:36 PM
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How has it cost Boris and his boys £6 million to lay a bit of tarmac, remove some railings and rephase the lights for the new Oxford Circus? There has to be corruption somewhere to pay that much. Charlton or Gillingham fans would have done it for a ton.
You have only about 30 secs or so to cross Oxford Circus on the diagonal before the green man turns to red. Good luck.
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Old 04-11-2009, 07:16 AM
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London mayor Boris Johnson has rescued a woman who was being attacked by an armed group of young girls, chasing them down the road on his bicycle.[/B]
this is probably the most useful thing the oaf's done since becoming mayor.

go boris.

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Old 04-11-2009, 07:39 AM
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Well done Boris

If Ken was passing by he would have called for a PCSO who would not have been able to get involved due to Health & Safety, they would have called the Police for back up who would have needed to call for an ambulance as the victim would have been battered and robbed by then.
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Old 04-11-2009, 07:53 AM
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Well done Boris

If Ken was passing by he would have called for a PCSO who would not have been able to get involved due to Health & Safety, they would have called the Police for back up who would have needed to call for an ambulance as the victim would have been battered and robbed by then.
I disagree. But then if Ken had done anything like that, the evening standard hack following him would have turned it into something like 'Raging Ken Threatens Teenage Girls with Iron Bar'.
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Old 04-11-2009, 08:01 AM
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Old 04-11-2009, 08:16 AM
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He's a fat racist twat regardless and I can't wait to get the opportunity to vote him out.
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He's a fat racist twat regardless and I can't wait to get the opportunity to vote him out.
A couple of those labels can be easily draped around your neck and Boris is also no racist but then you know that....
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A couple of those labels can be easily draped around your neck and Boris is also no racist but then you know that....
No, calling people "picaninnies" isn't racist at all, especially if you pick a few token non-whites for your team
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No, calling people "picaninnies" isn't racist at all, especially if you pick a few token non-whites for your team
Offensive yes, racist no, but as I said, you know that but want to maintain your internet alter ego...
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You have only about 30 secs or so to cross Oxford Circus on the diagonal before the green man turns to red. Good luck.
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