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Old 02-09-2018, 05:01 PM
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Funniest thing you ever seen...

...involving Palace at a match.

Just to lighten the mood a bit.

This is mine...

The home game before we had Liverpool in the semi, can't recall who it was but it'll be easy enough to google it, The Croydon Advertiser was a sponsor who had a bloke who dressed up as a blue bear (The Croydon Advertiser Blue Bear) who used to have a kickabout with the mascot pre match.

The game I mentioned had the blue bear kicking around with the mascot who couldn't have been anymore than 5 or 6.
The bear decided to poleaxe this little boy just as he was about to score a goal.
We stood in The Holmesdale at the time and my brother went ******* mental on seeing this. We had to hold him back and everything So much so that he swore he'd get the blue bear one day.

Well that day came at Villa Park v Liverpool.
The blue bear made an appearance in The Holte End pre match, dancing up and down the aisles. My brother got hold of him, reminded him of what he'd done at Selhurst and then kicked him down the steps.

We all laughed and laughed. And it probably wasn't even the same bloke but we didn't care.

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Old 02-09-2018, 05:13 PM
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Dunno if this counts as technically not at Palace, but had the strangest and most amusing thing that has made me late to a match in my life, on Saturday. Just walking past the victory, three minutes till kick off, and two old Christian ladies carrying a 20 pack (or around that) of water bottles were struggling, and shouted for help. Ended up carrying the water into their church for them, and they were very grateful. Were kind enough to give me a bottle as it was a very hot day, which I downed before getting having to get rid of it outside the turnstile.
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Gabor Kiraly pulling down Ruud Van Nistelroy's shorts in front of the Holmesdale.
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...involving Palace at a match.

Just to lighten the mood a bit.

This is mine...

The home game before we had Liverpool in the semi, can't recall who it was but it'll be easy enough to google it, The Croydon Advertiser was a sponsor who had a bloke who dressed up as a blue bear (The Croydon Advertiser Blue Bear) who used to have a kickabout with the mascot pre match.

The game I mentioned had the blue bear kicking around with the mascot who couldn't have been anymore than 5 or 6.
The bear decided to poleaxe this little boy just as he was about to score a goal.
We stood in The Holmesdale at the time and my brother went ******* mental on seeing this. We had to hold him back and everything So much so that he swore he'd get the blue bear one day.

Well that day came at Villa Park v Liverpool.
The blue bear made an appearance in The Holte End pre match, dancing up and down the aisles. My brother got hold of him, reminded him of what he'd done at Selhurst and then kicked him down the steps.

We all laughed and laughed. And it probably wasn't even the same bloke but we didn't care.

You?
The person inside the Blue Bear suit was Claire - LaBonbonera's Mrs.
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Well the first two were hilarious.
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Well the first two were hilarious.
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...involving Palace at a match.

Just to lighten the mood a bit.

This is mine...

The home game before we had Liverpool in the semi, can't recall who it was but it'll be easy enough to google it, The Croydon Advertiser was a sponsor who had a bloke who dressed up as a blue bear (The Croydon Advertiser Blue Bear) who used to have a kickabout with the mascot pre match.

The game I mentioned had the blue bear kicking around with the mascot who couldn't have been anymore than 5 or 6.
The bear decided to poleaxe this little boy just as he was about to score a goal.
We stood in The Holmesdale at the time and my brother went ******* mental on seeing this. We had to hold him back and everything So much so that he swore he'd get the blue bear one day.

Well that day came at Villa Park v Liverpool.
The blue bear made an appearance in The Holte End pre match, dancing up and down the aisles. My brother got hold of him, reminded him of what he'd done at Selhurst and then kicked him down the steps.

We all laughed and laughed. And it probably wasn't even the same bloke but we didn't care.

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The person inside the Blue Bear suit was Claire - LaBonbonera's Mrs.
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Old 02-09-2018, 07:21 PM
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Liverpool throwing away a three goal lead to effectively surrender the league title?

5 v 0 was pretty funny too
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Well the first two were hilarious.
Mine wasn’t really intended as such tbf, probably belongs on a different thread. Coastals on the other hand... Maybe you had to be there?
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The home fans jubilation at the Amex prior to our Play off semi.
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Has to be Lee Bowyer, literally running crying to the referee after we systematically on a rotation basis kicked seven bells out of him at Charlton. The best one was practically a drop-kick to the chest. He ran to the ref with his shirt up showing him the stud marks

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Has to be Lee Bowyer, literally running crying to the referee after we systematically on a rotation basis kicked seven bells out of him at Charlton. The best one was practically a drop-kick to the chest. He ran to the ref with his shirt up showing him the stud marks

Gareth Davies kicked the shizzle out of him that day. When Bowyer lifted his shirt to show the stud marks... Gareth rubbed the corner of his eyes to pretend he was crying.
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The home fans jubilation at the Amex prior to our Play off semi.
Good one, however watching the flood out of the stadium was much funnier.
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I wasn't there but wished I was as the 'girlfriend from Matalan' (or similar words) made me laugh just reading it, so must have been even funnier being there.
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I wasn't there but wished I was as the 'girlfriend from Matalan' (or similar words) made me laugh just reading it, so must have been even funnier being there.

That game would be right up there. I think we were 3-0 down at the time but the stick that scruffy little group at the back of their stand got that day was hilarious. Their reactions were priceless - the bloke’s face (who was standing up giving us abuse) when the whole away end started pointing at him singing “tracksuit from Matalan” was brilliant. And his girlfriend’s reaction to “girlfriend from Matalan” was even better! My big memory of that day were the faces of the rest of the Birmingham fans in that stand - they were desperately trying not to piss themselves laughing.
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Good one, however watching the flood out of the stadium was much funnier.


Ha, yeh. I remember they kept us back for a while and once we were finally allowed to leave, walking past the Home end where they have some big corporate bar/restaurants, just seeing rows and rows of sad faces crying in to their Shandy’s.
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