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Alexander Sørloth First Touch
What will Sørloth's first competitive touch for Palace entail?
Will it be: A defensive header? An interception? A tackle? A misplaced pass? A goal? A mis-control? A chest down? You get the idea ![]()
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A contract?
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A clearance?
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Own goal
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An injury.
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A scuffed shot that goes wide.
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Bicycle kick from 30 yards that cannons off crossbar and sets up a Newcastle counter attack resulting in a goal.
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Arrest, following his first touch on a Crystal cheerleader.
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Seems like you want this guy to fail? I reckon he will come on as a sub tomorrow, if required, and I sincerely hope that he starts off with a brilliant cameo that will have us positively drooling.
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Huh? Of course I don't want him to fail! I was just listing various options (including him scoring a goal). Meant to be a bit of light-hearted fun!
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^^^^^^
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Headed goal from a Cabaye corner...
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A one-two with Hennessey
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Clatters into Zaha by mistake. Both carried off and out for the season.
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A poor one.
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Scores a goal and then goes over and head butts mutch, followed by kissing Zahas boots! Legend for life
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A clash of heads with Benteke when they both go for the same ball
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Quote:
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