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Alexander Sørloth First Touch
What will Sørloth's first competitive touch for Palace entail?

Will it be:

A defensive header?
An interception?
A tackle?
A misplaced pass?
A goal?
A mis-control?
A chest down?

You get the idea
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Bicycle kick from 30 yards that cannons off crossbar and sets up a Newcastle counter attack resulting in a goal.
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What will Sørloth's first competitive touch for Palace entail?

Will it be:

A defensive header?
An interception?
A tackle?
A misplaced pass?
A goal?
A mis-control?
A chest down?

You get the idea
Seems like you want this guy to fail? I reckon he will come on as a sub tomorrow, if required, and I sincerely hope that he starts off with a brilliant cameo that will have us positively drooling.
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Seems like you want this guy to fail? I reckon he will come on as a sub tomorrow, if required, and I sincerely hope that he starts off with a brilliant cameo that will have us positively drooling.
Huh? Of course I don't want him to fail! I was just listing various options (including him scoring a goal). Meant to be a bit of light-hearted fun!
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Bicycle kick from 30 yards that cannons off crossbar hitting Hennessy on the back of the head resulting in a Newcastle goal.
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