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Old 27-08-2012, 01:11 AM
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It's probably more like 25% now... that thread is pretty old!
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Old 27-08-2012, 01:12 AM
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Old 27-08-2012, 01:13 AM
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Wow! Didn't realize it was that old - a lot of waster under the bridge...
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Wow! Didn't realize it was that old - a lot of waster under the bridge...
Most if it brown
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Old 27-08-2012, 01:28 AM
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Most if it brown
Apparently!
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Saw Oisin's thread about the Guardian constantly referring to it and discovered that the BBS did not have a thread dedicated to it.

Apparently it is the major topic of dicussion amongst women and therefore not wanting the BBS to appear sexist thought i would make sure that General Chit Chat adherred to diversity regulations.


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50 Shades of Grey

Discuss...

It is very poorly written and has next to no sexual tension in it at all. I tried spanking the monkey whilst reading it...but to no avail. Ended up spanking the missus instead!
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Old 27-08-2012, 05:38 PM
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Old 27-08-2012, 06:10 PM
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Survey states that 19% of ladies like some bum fun!

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Voldermortess has pony as period and Russell as penis, so maybe she is missing the point.
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" this is a book that puts the "b" into anal."

I'd love to put the 'p' in to Coren's stink pipe.
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I read a bit of it last night because I couldn't sleep. The girls a div and the blokes a little bit anally retarded and certainly creepy. Too much dialogue and badly written. The sex scenes were almost like descriptions of really bad American porn you've ever seen (her on top but with him thrusting, head suspended, allusions to shaving, etc.). Yeah, really bad.
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