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Old 16-01-2015, 05:33 PM
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Footballers post match interviews.

Same old shit every time.
Pundits and managers pre match who seem to refer to every team as "Well organised and hard working".
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Old 16-01-2015, 05:34 PM
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Old 16-01-2015, 05:53 PM
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A double irritant (DI) People that try to finish the last few words of my sentences. 9/10 they get it wrong so not only do I have to hear them mumbling different words to the ones I'm saying but I then have to repeat myself because so I can finish my bloody sentence.
That's a classic .

I hate it when you can tell people aren't really listening whilst you're saying something quite important . I usually end my sentence with something like "and make sure you don't get your buscuits wet" , which either confuses them or they don't even catch that bit....thus proving that they ain't listening !
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Old 16-01-2015, 06:06 PM
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People that start a sentence with "is it just me or..."
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Old 16-01-2015, 06:34 PM
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People who have their music set so high you can hear the "tinny" music when you are sitting rows away on a bus/train despite their headphones.

Comedians and others who have to resort to swearing regularly - apart from Mrs Brown who is forgiven because he/she can be very funny!

People on the BBS who write daft things like " ...and I claim my fiver" or " goes to Hull on Page..."

Rap - which should be renamed crap.
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Old 16-01-2015, 06:39 PM
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Back on topic...northerners who have made a career out of simply saying stuff in a northern accent. Vernon Kay, Paddy McGuinness, I'm looking at you.
Professional Northerners - Scousers, Geordies, YORKSHIRE, Mancs (happy Mondey/Oasis bollox. They seem so proud of their slums.

In the South I suppose you only get ESSEX and West Ham Cockney/Mockneys.
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Old 16-01-2015, 06:51 PM
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Being asked if I'm "alright" in a shop or cafe, rather than them saying "Can I help you?" or whatever. Always makes me feel I must look like I'm not alright.
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Being asked if I'm "alright" in a shop or cafe, rather than them saying "Can I help you?" or whatever. Always makes me feel I must look like I'm not alright.
I once smoked a load of weed in Dublin and going around pubs this was doing my head in and giving me the fear.
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Old 16-01-2015, 07:05 PM
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Old 16-01-2015, 07:13 PM
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Music news sites/mags e.g. NME. Absolutely ******* useless and change their stance on a genre or whatever so often. Noisey by Vice is probably the most irritating. They must be on a year delay regarding current trends and whatever in music...

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People who have their music set so high you can hear the "tinny" music when you are sitting rows away on a bus/train despite their headphones.

Comedians and others who have to resort to swearing regularly - apart from Mrs Brown who is forgiven because he/she can be very funny!

People on the BBS who write daft things like " ...and I claim my fiver" or " goes to Hull on Page..."

Rap - which should be renamed crap.
2.5/4 here. Some points:
  • Agreed though honestly you don't realise how loud it sounds outside.
  • Sort of agreed, though I would question anyone who likes Mrs Brown's Boys...
  • Agreed with the BBS thing. I hate stupid cliquey in-jokes like that. They weren't even funny the first time...
  • How much rap have you actually heard? Lots of good stuff out there which should be helped by the grime revival
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Old 16-01-2015, 07:15 PM
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Old 16-01-2015, 07:22 PM
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Pundits and managers pre match who seem to refer to every team as "Well organised and hard working".
"Character"
"There's a real spirit about this team"
"Gaffer"
"We just need that bit of luck"
"I can't fault the lads"
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A double irritant (DI) People that try to finish the last few words of my sentences. 9/10 they get it wrong so not only do I have to hear them mumbling different words to the ones I'm saying but I then have to repeat myself because so I can finish
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People who have their music set so high you can hear the "tinny" music when you are sitting rows away on a bus/train despite their headphones.

Comedians and others who have to resort to swearing regularly - apart from Mrs Brown who is forgiven because he/she can be very funny!

People on the BBS who write daft things like " ...and I claim my fiver" or " goes to Hull on Page..."

Rap - which should be renamed crap.
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Old 16-01-2015, 08:00 PM
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Russia demonization. Akin to 1930's Germany.

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Commuters with golf umbrellas on trains. They are for standing in the rain playing golf use a smaller umbrella for commuting.

Women who put their slap/make-up on whilst on the train. Get up earlier.

Cyclists using commuter trains. There is no room for your fecking bikes go away.
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