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Old 16-01-2015, 10:07 PM
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Quality.

I mean "we need a bit more quality".

Means nothing and is trotted out all the time.
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Old 16-01-2015, 10:10 PM
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Old 16-01-2015, 10:13 PM
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Old 16-01-2015, 10:24 PM
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Old 16-01-2015, 10:29 PM
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Old 16-01-2015, 10:30 PM
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Old 16-01-2015, 10:33 PM
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This^ is one of mine along with arsehole who gets on with a rucksack that's double the size of him and doesn't take it off.

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Old 16-01-2015, 10:42 PM
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This^ is one of mine along with arsehole who gets on with a rucksack that's double the size of him Andrew doesn't take it off.
God I hate that Andrew
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Old 16-01-2015, 10:46 PM
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Old 16-01-2015, 11:14 PM
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...the obvious person to blame was Rashid, because he was fat.
"The cameras at the moment are focusing on the Liverpool fans, they look in disbelief, they look shocked, there's the odd one in tears. They've also just focused on one who's just picked his nose and eaten it which is rather disgusting."

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Old 17-01-2015, 02:00 AM
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People that type prolly instead of probably.its only 2 more letters ffs
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Old 17-01-2015, 02:09 AM
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Old 17-01-2015, 03:03 AM
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People who say "going forward".

Companies who have the word "solutions" in their name.

People who unnecessarily start a sentence with the word "so".

Jeremy Clarkson

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when they drag it out as well...
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Old 17-01-2015, 04:20 AM
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when they drag it out as well...
You know that if the next word after 'so' is 'basically' you should immediately realise the person is a nob and then switch off.
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Old 17-01-2015, 09:57 AM
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You know that if the next word after 'so' is 'basically' you should immediately realise the person is a nob and then switch off.
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Media weather words created to over-dramatise the already apocalyptic Daily Express weather headlines... thundersnow, weather bomb.
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...the obvious person to blame was Rashid, because he was fat.
"The cameras at the moment are focusing on the Liverpool fans, they look in disbelief, they look shocked, there's the odd one in tears. They've also just focused on one who's just picked his nose and eaten it which is rather disgusting."

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Old 17-01-2015, 12:39 PM
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Quality.

I mean "we need a bit more quality".

Means nothing and is trotted out all the time.
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