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Old 20-01-2015, 08:01 PM
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One for me is when an advert has a bit of success, they spin it off for the next few months and years into a whole family of characters to really milk anything that remotely got a reaction about the original advert. Compare the meerkat and that stupid ******* robot for confused dot com, thats you.
F*cking Bisto ads, and those coffee ads with that munter Sharon Maughan.
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Old 20-01-2015, 08:07 PM
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Spot on. It's almost as if the general public (ergh!) forget what the original concept message is all about, and the new direction metamorphosis into a whole new stratosphere of nonsense !

I'm convinced people are more interested in "collecting" meerkats rather than getting a competitive quote, or whatever that company does
Aint that the truth. I recall being actually incredulous when i saw that compare the meerkat advert and they were selling the cuddly toy first in front of any original message for what the company actually did in the first place.

Its surely only a matter of time before that retarded robot on prozac is being sold on confused dot com.
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Old 20-01-2015, 08:12 PM
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Aint that the truth. I recall being actually incredulous when i saw that compare the meerkat advert and they were selling the cuddly toy first in front of any original message for what the company actually did in the first place.

Its surely only a matter of time before that retarded robot on prozac is being sold on confused dot com.
Have you seen the recent confused advert? He's only ruddy enlisted all his robot mates to come on an adventure to rescue him ..... Certainly gives Gareth Hunt / Nescafé a run for their money ...... Perhaps Nescafé should have "spun off" and sold toothbrushes or something .
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Old 20-01-2015, 08:51 PM
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One for me is when an advert has a bit of success, they spin it off for the next few months and years into a whole family of characters to really milk anything that remotely got a reaction about the original advert. Compare the meerkat and that stupid ******* robot for confused dot com, thats you.
I despise having adverts shoved in my face all the time and this doesn't help.

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American border control officials. The unnecessary macho tough-guy image to ensure you know the US isn't a doddle to get into you know, what with the terrorists. And who gave them the right to pass judgements on passport photos anyway?
wankers. Absolute wankers. Compare the silent big bald bloke in New Jersey who refused to show any kind of friendliness or humour to the woman at Heathrow who chatted to us (as in my family) happily when we got back. You don't have to treat people like subhuman scum to do your job.

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Old 20-01-2015, 08:58 PM
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People who think that memes are a web based phenomenon and believe that there are certain 'meme' rules that must be followed.

Utter ****wits, the lot of them.

Maybe do some research on the theory behind the concept before showing your ignorance in public? :-)
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Old 20-01-2015, 09:24 PM
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Old 20-01-2015, 09:33 PM
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Old 20-01-2015, 10:47 PM
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Getting up in the middle of the night for a piss .
True, the person that invents the App to do that for you will earn a ******* fortune.
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Old 21-01-2015, 12:02 AM
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Old 21-01-2015, 02:24 AM
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Getting up in the middle of the night for a piss .
I guess the consequences of not doing that might be more annoying!
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Old 21-01-2015, 02:28 AM
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People that get all self important over job titles.
We were only talking about that yesterday. I got an e-mail from some little 5 man company and the guy was calling himself "Director of Quality".

I can just imagine him on holiday telling people, "Oh yes, myself I'm a Director of Quality".
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Old 21-01-2015, 02:35 AM
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Office workers that treat a cup of Starbucks coffee like crack cocaine as they march through tube stations holding it in front of themselves.
Not that I have tried it. But I imagine drinking crack cocaine would taste better than Starbucks.
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Old 21-01-2015, 03:18 AM
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People that get all self important over job titles.
I love it when someone tells me they're a Head Chef, only to discover they are the only person working in the kitchen.

It's like declaring yourself Captain of a surfboard.
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Old 21-01-2015, 05:01 AM
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American border control officials. The unnecessary macho tough-guy image to ensure you know the US isn't a doddle to get into you know, what with the terrorists. And who gave them the right to pass judgements on passport photos anyway?
For a country that is so overly friendly once you're in, they sure as heck (see what I did there) don't make you feel welcome at customs.

Customs officer in Las Vegas asked me, “What's the purpose of your visit?”. The overwhelming temptation was to say.....
a. “Take a guess”.
b. “To consume as many drugs and f**k as many prostitutes/hookers as my body can manage”.

The correct answer is of course, “I'm on holiday/vacation”.
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People who bang on about their politics on facebook, I don't think they care about the cause tbh, just an excuse to show how right on left wing or proper naughty right wing they are like a fashion statement.
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We were only talking about that yesterday. I got an e-mail from some little 5 man company and the guy was calling himself "Director of Quality".

I can just imagine him on holiday telling people, "Oh yes, myself I'm a Director of Quality".
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