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Old 24-03-2015, 12:45 PM
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Old 24-03-2015, 12:50 PM
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Twats who press the stop button at pedestrian crossings without any intention of waiting for the green man.
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Old 24-03-2015, 12:52 PM
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The use of a jammer would presumably be against the law?
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Old 24-03-2015, 12:54 PM
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... and whilst on the subject of buttons and transport my old favourite.

(even bigger) twats that hammer the 'open door' button like a demented woodpecker before the train has stopped.
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Old 24-03-2015, 12:56 PM
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Entirely irrational but anyone that has damaged their foot or leg (even more so if they have to wear one of those plastic boots)

They seem determined to make as big a meal of it as possible, and then regale us all of stories how they did playing rugby or something, so my sympathy wanes further.
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Old 24-03-2015, 12:59 PM
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Old 24-03-2015, 01:09 PM
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People that push the button to open doors before train stops...you wouldn't open a car door while it still moving would you?
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Old 24-03-2015, 01:19 PM
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Twats who press the stop button at pedestrian crossings without any intention of waiting for the green man.
Or without any intention of actually crossing

...oh wait that's me
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Old 24-03-2015, 01:20 PM
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Old 24-03-2015, 01:23 PM
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Those who press the buttons at certain pedestrian crossings when pressing them won't make any difference to when the lights change.
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Old 24-03-2015, 01:23 PM
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Old 24-03-2015, 01:26 PM
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Entirely irrational but anyone that has damaged their foot or leg (even more so if they have to wear one of those plastic boots)

They seem determined to make as big a meal of it as possible, and then regale us all of stories how they did playing rugby or something, so my sympathy wanes further.
Rugby people just love an injury that they can bang on about don't they. Makes them feel more macho I suppose.
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Old 24-03-2015, 01:59 PM
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Just get yourself a 'mobile jammer'. About £60 and does all phones in 10 meters.
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Old 24-03-2015, 02:00 PM
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Old 24-03-2015, 02:12 PM
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People who have a tone on their phone for every time they press a button.
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Old 24-03-2015, 03:18 PM
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People that push the button to open doors before train stops...you wouldn't open a car door while it still moving would you?
Many commuters on old slam door trains had the doors open and had stepped off well before the train had stopped.
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Old 24-03-2015, 03:42 PM
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People who have a tone on their phone for every time they press a button.
This on a train drives me nuts.

I don't know when this happened, but anyone who doesn't have their phone on vibrate mode in general. Some point in the last ten years it went from being the norm to have it on loud to something I can't stand.
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Old 24-03-2015, 04:57 PM
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