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Old 22-11-2016, 11:37 AM
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Old 22-11-2016, 11:41 AM
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Got it. Wasn't as embarrassing as I imagined. I explained to the lady behind the counter and she took the lid off, bin bag was transparent so I didn't have to go thru too much rubbish
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Old 22-11-2016, 11:46 AM
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You deserved to lose that fiver for not having the manners to put your phone away when in a shop.

That annoys me.

And 'brought' instead of 'bought'. FFS.
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Old 22-11-2016, 11:56 AM
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Got it. Wasn't as embarrassing as I imagined. I explained to the lady behind the counter and she took the lid off, bin bag was transparent so I didn't have to go thru too much rubbish
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Old 22-11-2016, 12:06 PM
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Old 22-11-2016, 03:47 PM
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That Aldi ad where the woman marvels at the lovely conditions their turkeys are kept in.

Then eats one.

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Old 22-11-2016, 06:11 PM
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You deserved to lose that fiver for not having the manners to put your phone away when in a shop.
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Old 22-11-2016, 07:34 PM
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You deserved to lose that fiver for not having the manners to put your phone away when in a shop.

That annoys me.

And 'brought' instead of 'bought'. FFS.
I bet he said "can I get" too
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Old 22-11-2016, 07:51 PM
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Old 22-11-2016, 09:36 PM
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Deodorant all badged up to work for 48 or 72 hours. What type of dirty c*nt are they targeting. If you go that long without washing I doubt you f*cking bother in the first place.
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Old 22-11-2016, 10:41 PM
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I bet he said "can I get" too
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Old 22-11-2016, 11:05 PM
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Deodorant all badged up to work for 48 or 72 hours. What type of dirty c*nt are they targeting. If you go that long without washing I doubt you f*cking bother in the first place.
10 year old boys if mine is anything to go by.
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Old 22-11-2016, 11:27 PM
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10 year old boys if mine is anything to go by.
That won't change 'til he discovers girls.
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Old 22-11-2016, 11:30 PM
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Old 23-11-2016, 01:11 AM
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I bet he said "can I get" too
'Can I get my fiver out of the bin' would have been alright though surely. Unless he shook her hand afterwards.
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Previously a cornerstone of news and sport, its now been reduced to an almost tabloid magazine level of inanity, concentrating its main headlines on Strictly and the Bake Off, which are now of more importance than any actual news. It also considers constant stories of women being 'outraged' at being asked to leave Nandos cause they are breastfeeding of national importance and has further stooped to the level of including Facebook style ' 8 Celebrities who have never flown on a plane' type lists..........

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Its all very well getting irritated when commuters don't jump out of your way immediately when you ring your little bell but perhaps you should have a chat with the 50% or so of your ilk who have decided red lights don't apply to them, so we actually know where we stand.
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