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Old 12-01-2014, 04:30 PM
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We should do this.
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Rather than the infernal "chanting" so beloved of those Bobby Soxers on the Holmesdale Road terrace, we could stiffen the sinews of our chaps with a cheery wave of tweed encased silk.
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Old 12-01-2014, 07:25 PM
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I always look a tw@t in hats. Never tried a flat cap tho, so just ordered a Tibbit from Ted Baker. Need something to keep my head warm / dry at the front of the main stand for when the new guttering goes bad. Should be here for Norwich. Will report back, but realistically, expecting still to look a tw@t.
As expected. But sod it, it's staying.
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Old 14-01-2014, 12:53 PM
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Old 14-01-2014, 01:29 PM
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Old 14-01-2014, 02:36 PM
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I personally fall in the the camp of wear that the fück you like and and don't give a toss what anyone else thinks.
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Old 14-01-2014, 02:39 PM
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1. Agreed. 2. Quite right. However, going up market may be the right approach. may I suggest that you could carry off a Homburg?
I think a Homburg, although fine headwear, is a bit 'wannabe trendy shoreditch hipster' for a man of my standing.

I'm alternating between a deerstalker for the frosty mornings & a flat cap at the moment.
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Old 14-01-2014, 02:42 PM
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Old 14-01-2014, 02:47 PM
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I have worn/do wear in no particular order,

Bowler
Flat cap
Baseball cap
Beret (WW2)
Beret (modern from cadets)
Trilby
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Stahlhelm 35/40/42
Conical helmet with noseguard (anglo saxon)
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There are more, just cannot remember. Am considering another trilby, with appropriate 40's cut suit.
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Old 14-01-2014, 03:00 PM
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I did once surprise a girlfriend by wearing little more than a leather flying helmet.
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Old 14-01-2014, 03:03 PM
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I may substitute my Pulis for a flat cap this Saturday.
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I did once surprise a girlfriend by wearing little more than a leather flying helmet.
Mik, did she show you her cockpit?

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Old 14-01-2014, 03:06 PM
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I did once surprise a girlfriend by wearing little more than a leather flying helmet.
No offence Mik, love you very much and all that but I got flashabcks to the Eastenders episode with Frank Butcher on Pats doorstep in nothing but a dickie bow! Please keep your helmet stories to yourself dear!
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Hmmm, might be purchasing a dark grey Homburg for when I wear a suit. Which isn't often. Cheers for the heads up, Mik.

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No, but I suspect a few on here have.

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Hmmm, might be purchasing a dark grey Homburg for when I wear a suit. Which isn't often. Cheers for the heads up, Mik.
Going for the Michael Corleone look?
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Mik, did she show you her cockpit?
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Agreed, although I'd like to think that a) I am miles more attractice than Frank and b) I could attract a better class of lady than Pat Butcher.

Anyhoo, what date do we set for the Mass Flat Cap Parade? I'd prefer a game when the weather is milder as my extremities suffer from poor circulation. (Sorry, Radders, I lied.)
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Hmmm, I see what you mean. Darker grey if possible. With the hat band the same colour. Lock & Co have one, but it's too rich for me at £255.
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Agreed, although I'd like to think that a) I am miles more attractice than Frank and b) I could attract a better class of lady than Pat Butcher.

Anyhoo, what date do we set for the Mass Flat Cap Parade? I'd prefer a game when the weather is milder as my extremities suffer from poor circulation. (Sorry, Radders, I lied.)


So is it a mass parade of JUST flat caps then?? Errr, yes, warm weather please.
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