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Old 02-07-2003, 12:57 AM
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Dean Austin's New Career !

As most of you will have read, Deano left Woking this week.

By CHANCE (!) this ad appeared in the local press there this week.

No - I couldn't believe it either - but it's true, honest

EX-Spurs And Crystal Palace Footballer DEAN AUSTIN presents:

Dean Austin Premier Fitness Training (And sports management therapy)

Nutritional And Dietary Advice/Sports Rehabilitation

Freelance Personal Training in comfort of you own home (or at my exclusive premises).

1 on 1 or bring a friend

Located 2 mins on M25 junction 21A
(ad goes on to quote a mobile number)

Honest - it's real ad, and yes I still can't believe he's doing it !!!

Good luck Deano, that's more of a dog-eat-dog world than football !
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Old 02-07-2003, 04:45 AM
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Re: Dean Austin's New Career !

This is the best bit!

Freelance Personal Training in comfort of you own home (or at my exclusive premises).

Why not describe the bed as well!

An all seriousness, good luck Deano!
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Shall we order a fat munter stripper to go round his gaff for a bit of one on one action?
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Re: Dean Austin's New Career !

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1 on 1 or bring a friend
Does he ask them to send a photo first?
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Old 02-07-2003, 08:38 AM
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Shall we order a fat munter stripper to go round his gaff for a bit of one on one action?
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...or maybe just Matov in a bikini?


Arussel, why were you trawling the classifieds you perv?
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Old 02-07-2003, 08:49 AM
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I just sent him an email to wish him good luck. Always liked Deano.
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Old 02-07-2003, 09:43 AM
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Deano's dad owns the barber's shop in the village where I live, and I talk to him regularly about life et al.

Seems Deano's happy with his lot right now, and , to his credit, he has worked hard to get the necessary qualifications, and this is a serious career move for him.

I'm sure we all wish him well.

That should get me a free short back 'n' sides next time.
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Providing he gets it right this personal training lark can be a real money spinner - the ones at my centre charge 30 an hour.

Mind you it does cost upwards of 2000 to get fully qualified.
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Maybe Deano charges 30 an hour and 2000 appearence money...
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He always kept himself in great shape which was credit to him so I see it as a logical step

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brilliant!! good luck to him! he did a good job for us when we were in trouble!
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Has to be said again, that really is a dodgy sounding ad

Good luck to the man though, he won't be the only player to have to carve out a new career for himself over the next few years you can be sure of that though.
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Maybe one of his exercise moves is his world famous Dean Austin style clap!
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I thought it was the Stone Cold stunner!!
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