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Old 10-11-2017, 09:43 PM
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Did anyone ever read Zit? That was even more offensive than Viz but I think by the time it came out Viz had the market wrapped up
Remember Zit but as you say it went out to be offensive for offensiveness. Viz always had (has?) that underlying satirical genius
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Old 10-11-2017, 10:20 PM
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Er are you sure?! Not the sort of thing I would have told my Dad...
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Old 10-11-2017, 10:56 PM
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Er are you sure?! Not the sort of thing I would have told my Dad...
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Old 11-11-2017, 02:08 AM
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Roger Mellie - the man on the telly.
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Old 11-11-2017, 04:10 AM
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I remember Balsa Boy. Other obscure ones Black Bag the Faithful Border Bin Liner and Christ on a Bike. A regular not mentioned I liked was Spoilt Bastard.

I always think of Roger Mellie when there is a po-faced ad for Panorama. Roger's idea for tackling low ratings was simply to rename it Panorfckingrama.
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Old 11-11-2017, 05:15 AM
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Didnt Roger Mellie once have celebrity golf match with Brucie and Jimmy Tarbrush.

One slide had Roger taking a dump in a sand trap.
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Old 11-11-2017, 05:17 AM
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Remember Zit but as you say it went out to be offensive for offensiveness. Viz always had (has?) that underlying satirical genius
Zit missed the point completely. It was The Daily Star where Viz would have been The Guardian.
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Old 11-11-2017, 07:43 AM
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There were quite a few Viz copy cats back in the late 80's/90's including a football based one I contributed to for a bit. Can't remember what it was called though.
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Old 11-11-2017, 07:47 AM
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Fru T. Bunn the master baker & his gingerbread sex dolls, was another good one.

Still remember the day I got my first copy of Viz from the Brighton branch of Virgin. Encouraged me as a 16 year old to start drawing my own cartoons.
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Old 11-11-2017, 08:18 AM
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Already mentioned but Student Grant, Drunken Bakers and Modern Parents were all really good, witty rather than just offensive for the sake of it.

Also good were Baxter Basics - a corrupt Tory MP playing off the scandals that the Major gov had as well as Bushell the Bear and Robin Hood and Littlejohn making fun of two reactionary newspaper columnists.
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I used to love Spoilt Bastard! One of my Viz favourites. How ironic that I should end up teaching him and his ilk 20 years down the line. Also loved Millie Tant and the Modern Parents who are placenta.
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Old 11-11-2017, 11:37 AM
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Didnt Roger Mellie once have celebrity golf match with Brucie and Jimmy Tarbrush.

One slide had Roger taking a dump in a sand trap.
Blimey,I remember that from years ago!What was so funny about the bloke was his selfish,cynical and abrasive attitude which was so at odds with his tv personna....
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Old 11-11-2017, 02:28 PM
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Didnt Roger Mellie once have celebrity golf match with Brucie and Jimmy Tarbrush.

One slide had Roger taking a dump in a sand trap.
Yeah, I think Brucie played most of the round with a brown speckled ball. I had the video, Roger voiced by Peter Cook with Harry Enfield as Tom, that was one of the episodes. Marvellous fayre.

Not seen it in years, guess it's gone the way of the Simpsons.
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Hillarious.Well done for finding it but from how many years ago?20?
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Hillarious.Well done for finding it but from how many years ago?20?
It’s from 1991.
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