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Old 09-03-2012, 03:40 PM
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Not just an amazing headline...

Perhaps one of the greatest local news stories of all time:

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Old 09-03-2012, 03:45 PM
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Old 09-03-2012, 03:49 PM
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Old 09-03-2012, 03:53 PM
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Old 10-03-2012, 03:07 PM
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Good grief. Poor old Fluffy.
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Old 21-03-2012, 09:01 AM
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And I thought the Fluffy story was bad.

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Old 21-03-2012, 09:20 AM
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And I thought the Fluffy story was bad.

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What a lovely world it must be if that's news
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Old 21-03-2012, 09:26 AM
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Might as well give this another airing (with credit to Rick )

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Old 21-03-2012, 03:18 PM
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Forget everything I've ever said.

THIS is the greatest newspaper headline ever:

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Old 21-03-2012, 03:36 PM
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Another classic. Now the story is not out of the realm of possibility of what goes on these days apparently but it does have a great mock up photo.

Baby discovered in purse

Police on St. Croix made a routine traffic stop that turned out to be anything but routine.

The female driver happened to have a newborn baby travelling with her in the car. But the infant was not in a rear facing car seat, the infant was enclosed in her mothers’ purse, which was placed on the front seat.

The bizarre situation occurred at about 9:15 a.m. Tuesday April 3 on La Grande Princess road near the basketball court.

A patrol officer stopped a white Ford Ranger due to a cracked windshield. While requesting the drivers’ license and registration, the officer heard a baby cry. Not seeing a baby in the car, the officer asked the driver, “Miss where is the baby?” The driver unzipped a black purse that was on the front passenger seat next to her and revealed a newborn baby girl.



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And I thought the Fluffy story was bad.

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Reminds me of the News headline in Four Lions:

"Asian man's head falls out of tree"
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