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Old 13-11-2014, 02:34 PM
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The person I sit opposite at work emailing me a single, simple query. You have a mouth, use it FFS.
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Old 13-11-2014, 03:18 PM
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The person I sit opposite at work emailing me a single, simple query. You have a mouth, use it FFS.
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Old 13-11-2014, 03:46 PM
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The person I sit opposite at work emailing me a single, simple query.

You have a mouth, use it FFS.
If your second sentence was the query you're referring to, then maybe he was just too shy to ask for a BJ out loud?
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Old 13-11-2014, 07:41 PM
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it's gone from being fun to spiteful and boring. Full of keyboard hard men and know-alls.

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Old 13-11-2014, 08:03 PM
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Having to fill in your email address in twice on EVERY internet registration/ purchase page. Why - can I not be trusted to get it right? And worse than that, sites which prevent me copying and pating the email address when confronted by such patronising restrictions. I've actually goten to the point where I won't register with/ buy from such companies. The thorough, absolute wankers.
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Old 13-11-2014, 08:27 PM
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Old 13-11-2014, 09:35 PM
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People who say "I'm loving this new ......" Or "I'm loving your ......."

I've always hated the way people go up at the end of their sentences , but just cannot believe how many people do it now. It seems like anyone on the tv or radio does it on phone ins, or guests in the studio.... I switch off as soon as I hear them doing it, can't be bothered to listen to them !
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Old 13-11-2014, 09:43 PM
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Old 13-11-2014, 10:12 PM
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Old 13-11-2014, 10:20 PM
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Old 13-11-2014, 11:09 PM
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Christmas adverts

OK a few years back John Lewis did a decent one but rather than just enjoy that and move it on we are now in a point where it's an annual ******* event like the release of a new Star Wars film.

Oh look Halfords did an advert where 2 reindeer kissed in front of some windscreen wash to the tune of Lady In Red, give it an oscar.
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Old 14-11-2014, 12:03 AM
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People at work who ignore the fact you are having a discussion and just start up another discussion with the other person

People at work who hover around your desk when you are having a discussion

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Old 14-11-2014, 01:06 AM
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Old 14-11-2014, 09:32 AM
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A lad at our place is nicknamed Flymo for doing this hovering around your desk thing, with his eyes locked onto your screen reading the latest musings from the BBS on my monitor.
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Old 14-11-2014, 09:40 AM
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Having to fill in your email address in twice on EVERY internet registration/ purchase page. Why - can I not be trusted to get it right? And worse than that, sites which prevent me copying and pating the email address when confronted by such patronising restrictions. I've actually goten to the point where I won't register with/ buy from such companies. The thorough, absolute wankers.
I have to do that on my site though for those that don't email me directly, there ARE too many idiots who don't type their email address correctly which causes loss of orders when you can't contact them back, and/or they might not come back to you because they think you're a bad business who can't be arsed to get back to them.

They are the wankers. Blame them. Thick wankers.
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Old 14-11-2014, 09:43 AM
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When someone asks how your doing and you reply and ask back, they then ask you again...
Or having to go through the whole "how are you" "fine" "yourself?" "oh plodding along" SHIT before every bloody business phone call to a customer. I don't give a SHIT how you are, you don't give a shit how I am, just get on with it ffs.
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Or having to go through the whole "how are you" "fine" "yourself?" "oh plodding along" SHIT before every bloody business phone call to a customer. I don't give a SHIT how you are, you don't give a shit how I am, just get on with it ffs.
Surely it's worse when someone actually starts to tell you how they are as opposed to the correct response of 'grand' even if you're at death's door.

"How are things?"

"Not great to be honest. The wife has some undercarriage problems and I've got this nasty rash and..."

>Walk away<
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Old 14-11-2014, 10:57 AM
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Surely it's worse when someone actually starts to tell you how they are as opposed to the correct response of 'grand' even if you're at death's door.

"How are things?"

"Not great to be honest. The wife has some undercarriage problems and I've got this nasty rash and..."

>Walk away<

What's worse is when they cheerily ask you how you are, knowing full well you'll ask back... Then tell you that their dear old nan was blown to pieces by a gas explosion and their toddler savaged by a pit bull.
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