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Old 11-11-2014, 01:09 PM
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Old 11-11-2014, 01:12 PM
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Having to rely on other people in general
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Old 11-11-2014, 01:16 PM
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Trains, and having to rely on other people to get me to places on time.
oh, oh, oh.........you can start to walk more
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Old 11-11-2014, 01:18 PM
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It can be easily arranged for there to be 2 less people you have to rely on
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Old 11-11-2014, 01:22 PM
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Old 11-11-2014, 01:27 PM
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Old 11-11-2014, 01:40 PM
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People who 'walk' and text at the same time.

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Old 11-11-2014, 01:41 PM
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People at the supermarket checkout who, once they have paid, and been handed tehir reciept, now feel the need to faff about with their purse, oput the change in teh correct compartment, change some coins around, fiddle with any notes, and put their loyalty card away. Taking 2-3 minutes to do all this whilst standing right in front of teh cashier stopping them from serving the next person.

Move the **** out of the way. NOW.
Also applies to people, nearly always women, at cashpoints.
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Old 11-11-2014, 01:51 PM
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People talking about their children like they are interesting....It's almost as boring as hearing about your dog.
I've got three kids, but I agree. Hearing about other people's kids sends me into a coma.
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Old 11-11-2014, 01:55 PM
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Old 11-11-2014, 01:56 PM
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Old 11-11-2014, 02:01 PM
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When people insist on talking about their dreams. Just sedate me or something, it has more or less the same effect
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Old 11-11-2014, 03:31 PM
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Blokes with umbrellas in general. Invest in a cap/hat or a hood.

Worse are the twunts who march along when it's stopped raining holding their massive umbrella horizontal so you might get a poke in the goolies if you're not paying attention. If that happens to me then the umbrella is getting inserted up their fundament, and then opened.
I just tap them on the shoulder, point to my bits, yell 'my crotch' and walk off.
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Old 11-11-2014, 03:33 PM
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I just tap them on the shoulder, point to my bits, yell 'my crotch' and walk off.
I bet you do similar to women in nightclubs too. You filthy article.
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Old 11-11-2014, 03:35 PM
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I bet you do similar to women in nightclubs too. You filthy article.


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Old 11-11-2014, 03:52 PM
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Waiting 6 months for a new car, it turns up today, Audi A4 Avant S line, looks the dogs. Drives like a dream. No sat nav despite this being ordered in June. Furious.

Oh and my central heating has packed up because the zone whatsit is knackered.

Great day. Off to the pub
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Old 11-11-2014, 04:43 PM
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Audi drivers.
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Old 11-11-2014, 04:54 PM
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Old 11-11-2014, 05:05 PM
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People who think it's OK to walk down the middle of a residential road, especially late at night or early in the morning.

Not sure why they do this, you can almost understand it if the pavements are covered in solid ice, but that doesn't explain the other 360 or so days in the year that they do it.

People spitting, pissing or in some cases defacating in public areas, the dirty, filthy bastards.

Fly tippers and ignorant swine who eat and drink on public transport and then have the audacity to leave their rubbish and unwanted food on the seats.

Having to listen to Christmas songs in early November. I'm certain Christmas is actually meant to start on Christmas Eve at the earliest. How pissed off would you be if everybody kept reminding you of your 2015th Birthday two months before the bloody thing takes place.
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