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Old 28-10-2017, 07:47 PM
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Sent off for taking the piss

Quite literally as the title says Salford City goalkeeper Max Crocombe was sent off for urinating during his side's 2-1 win at Bradford Park Avenue.

The 24-year-old New Zealander was shown red in the 87th minute of the National League North game.

"He was told by the steward twice not to do it and he went ahead and had a pee," said Park Avenue secretary Colin Barker.

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Fair enough I think.

He's not a toddler, so he can go at HT ffs.

People are paying to watch him play football.
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Probably why Gabor wore baggy grey track suit bottoms. Soaked it all up !
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I once had a piss behind the goal when I was playing in goal for Holland.




Mind you, it was against France on a French camp site.

And I was 11.
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I once had a piss behind the goal when I was playing in goal for Holland.




Mind you, it was against France on a French camp site.

And I was 11.
Totally irresponsible!

Not only did you risk getting sent off and letting your team down but you also ran the risk of UEFA spotting that Holland were fielding an illegible player!
Anybody would think you were trying the throw the game!

What was the the score btw?
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Totally irresponsible!

Not only did you risk getting sent off and letting your team down but you also ran the risk of UEFA spotting that Holland were fielding an illegible player!
Anybody would think you were trying the throw the game!

What was the the score btw?
Oh god knows.......there was quite a crowd though. Well over 30. I have a feeling we snuck it.

Fortunately my urine antics were not spotted by the ref......only my sister.
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Just piss in your shorts ffs. They're going straight in the wash anyway.
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I once had a piss behind the goal when I was playing in goal for Holland.




Mind you, it was against France on a French camp site.

And I was 11.
Wtf were you playing for holland ...?

This is where you tell me you're Dutch isn't it ...
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Isn't urinating in a public place an offence?
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Totally irresponsible!



Not only did you risk getting sent off and letting your team down but you also ran the risk of UEFA spotting that Holland were fielding an illegible player!

Anybody would think you were trying the throw the game!



What was the the score btw?

To be fair if he was illegible they might have got away with it.

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Isn't urinating in a public place an offence?
Yup. Can get fined for it.
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