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Old 10-05-2005, 06:51 AM
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whilst watching bayern munich and arsenal in the champions league.

"why are you watching it if you don't support them?"

oh dear.
classic and i get that all the time, they just don't understand
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Old 10-05-2005, 07:19 AM
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Old 10-05-2005, 07:35 AM
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Old 10-05-2005, 07:40 AM
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Old 10-05-2005, 11:35 AM
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My sister and I were watching the news when a spokesman for Sinn Fein came on and they put up "Sinn Fein" on the bottom of the screen. My sister goes "That's not Sinn Fein. He's got a beard!"
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Old 10-05-2005, 11:47 AM
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i was watching a england match during the world cup and my girlfriend turned to me and asked who david beckham played for. i told her real madrid and she said

g/f: "isn't that in spain?"
me: "yeah, so?"
g/f: "shouldn't he play for spain now?"
me: "no, coz he's not spanish!"

followed by alot of laughter! i still remind her of it today!
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Old 10-05-2005, 12:00 PM
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this is a typical conversation after a Palace defeat

Mum "How did Palace get on"
Me "They lost 4-1 to Arsenal"
Mum "Oh well, at least you saw lots of goals"


Oh and my Girlfriend STILL thinks the Faroe Islands are in Egypt, even though I've corrected her more than once!
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Old 10-05-2005, 12:39 PM
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My friends say to me...

"How can you get excited about some men kicking a ball around a field"


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Old 10-05-2005, 12:45 PM
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Us women only say dense things to make you men feel better about yourselves, coz we all know what fragile little egos you have. We're only pretending to be dim - honest!
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Old 10-05-2005, 12:56 PM
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My friends say to me...

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You really shouldn't post on this thread

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Old 10-05-2005, 01:02 PM
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Well, I know that it's a fact that after child birth, women leave their brains at the hospital.

Sitting at home on Sat morning with Chelsea Tw@t. Hercules was on telly, and he said that it sounded strange as they all had american accents, and my reply to this was....................
"Yes that is weird seeing that Hercules was english"

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Old 10-05-2005, 01:07 PM
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There is some truth in that

Barbara Walters of 20/20 (USA-ABC Television) did a story on gender roles in Afghanistan several years before the Afghan conflict.

She noted that women customarily walked 5 paces behind their husbands.

She recently returned to Kabul and observed that the women still walk behind their husbands. From Ms. Walters vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even further back behind their husbands and are happy to maintain the old custom.

Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you now seem happy with the old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?"

The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."

MORAL OF THE STORY: BEHIND EVERY MAN IS A SMART WOMAN!!
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Old 10-05-2005, 01:18 PM
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My girlfriend cleaned the kitchen the other day. When i got in I went to make supper, and she said "Why don't you have something cold so you don't use the pans?". "Yeah but I'll wash them up." "Yes but it makes a mess!". "Yes, but I will clean them up". "But the kitchen is so clean".

I mean, thanks for cleaning the kitchen, but you can;t deprive a kitchen of its main function just because it's tidy!

She's not usually that loopy. She's just 'between jobs'.
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the 1st game my mum ever went to was palace v man.u fa cup final at wembly with my dad, half an hour into the game, she asks my dad "whens the game going to start?" my dad replied "its been playing for half an hour!!!" then my mum said " why isnt the commentator talking then?" because the only games she saw was on tele! and was waiting for the commentator to start the game off ext..
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The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."

MORAL OF THE STORY: BEHIND EVERY MAN IS A SMART WOMAN!!


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not football related but when my bird asked what my mate was doing with his life i told her he was working at an audi garage, she asked what for so i told her they are a large paper making firm, couldnt believe me when she turned around and said...."really?! thats a bit of a crappy job!"

another funny story i heard from a few girl mates, when they were a bit younger they all went to get their belly buttons pierced, on entering the place there was a list of all the different body piercings they could chose from. One of them looked and shouted.....

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"clitoris.....whats that, some kind of dinosaur?!"

bet it was Dalton
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