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Old 21-05-2018, 07:41 PM
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My tenant buying a new washing machine, and pulling the old one out without disconnecting it, causing a massive flood in the kitchen... then telling me it's my responsibility to pay for plummer/repairs, because.... "these things are to be expected when you're a landlord".

She says she didn't know the washing machine was connected to anything.... where did she think the water came from?
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Old 21-05-2018, 08:18 PM
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Old 21-05-2018, 08:28 PM
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