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Old 09-08-2006, 11:44 AM
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OK, a more balanced view. I dont own a car. I don't own a bike. You're all •••••... now •••• off the lot of you and stop trying to run me over on crossings.
What he said.

Some •••• cyclist almost ran into me on the pavement at High Holborn this morning.
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Old 09-08-2006, 11:58 AM
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Always carry an umbrella around with you and just jam it into the front wheel if a cyclist annoys you.
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Old 09-08-2006, 12:02 PM
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Always carry an umbrella around with you and just jam it into the front wheel if a cyclist annoys you.
I find that a hard kick at their back wheel when they go through red lights/zebra crossings gives them speed wobbles which sometimes causes them to fall off giving you ample time to sprint down the road after them and jump on their heads.
What?
They wear helmets, they'll be okay.
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Old 09-08-2006, 12:03 PM
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Re: More cyclist scum

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Something has to be done about cyclists in central London.
When car drivers/van drivers/lorry drivers/bus drivers start obeying the law - in fact if even 20% of them did, I'm talking basic stuff, like obeying the speed limit - then I would seriously consider doing so too when I'm cycling.

Who kills the 3000+ people who die each year on Britain's roads? Never mind the tens of thousands who are crippled and bereaved.

Cyclists?

Get real you idiots.
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Old 18-08-2006, 07:55 AM
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Re: Re: More cyclist scum

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When car drivers/van drivers/lorry drivers/bus drivers start obeying the law - in fact if even 20% of them did, I'm talking basic stuff, like obeying the speed limit - then I would seriously consider doing so too when I'm cycling.
Do you know, I'm thinking the same about murder.

When other murderers start obeying the law, then I will. Until then, it's absolutely OK for me to go out and murder whoever I like.
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Old 18-08-2006, 08:00 AM
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Re: Re: More cyclist scum

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When car drivers/van drivers/lorry drivers/bus drivers start obeying the law - in fact if even 20% of them did, I'm talking basic stuff, like obeying the speed limit - then I would seriously consider doing so too when I'm cycling.

Who kills the 3000+ people who die each year on Britain's roads? Never mind the tens of thousands who are crippled and bereaved.

Cyclists?

Get real you idiots.
Sounds like you're the idiot.
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Old 18-08-2006, 08:11 AM
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Do you know, I'm thinking the same about murder.

When other murderers start obeying the law, then I will. Until then, it's absolutely OK for me to go out and murder whoever I like.
You can be irritating at times, but I do admire your use of logical argument

I suppose I shouldn't inflate your ego beyond its present state...
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Old 18-08-2006, 08:14 AM
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Re: Re: Re: Re: More cyclist scum

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You can be irritating at times
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Old 18-08-2006, 08:16 AM
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Do you know, I'm thinking the same about murder.

When other murderers start obeying the law, then I will. Until then, it's absolutely OK for me to go out and murder whoever I like.
Shouldn't that be "whomever I like ?"
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Old 18-08-2006, 08:23 AM
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But 'whomsoever' would have been OK.

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But 'whomsoever' would have been OK.

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Old 18-08-2006, 08:36 AM
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I had a wee incident with an American lady on her bicycle this morning as I was crossing the Strand.
It was a red light, I saw her trying to sneak passed the bus so I walked just a step quicker which forced her to put the anchors on.

"It's a red light love" was my base comment to her as I try not to be overly rude to women. (If it was a bloke that would have been phrased differently.)

She had the gall to say back to me "Why do you care it's not your problem" in her admittedly quite sexy American accent.

"I CARE COZ I'M A FCUKING PEDESTRIAN YOU DOPY FCUKING COW" was my timely and polite response.

She then cycled around me - still on a red light - and carried on her way. The dickhead.
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Old 18-08-2006, 08:43 AM
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I knocked one over in kensington. I got out and said 'Sorry mate, didn't see you'. He then replied witha torrent of abuse. The driver who was behind had stopped and then pointed out that said cyclist was hitching a ride by holding on to my roof rack and 25mph on the passenger side. I wonder I could not see him!!

He quickly got up and legged it (on his bike) before I could get his details to repair the damage to my car.

In that area of London it's like a dog fight they way they wizz aroud.
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I had a wee incident... She then cycled around me - still on a red light - and carried on her way. The dickhead.
Should've booted her off the bike and pissed on her.
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In that area of London it's like a dog fight they way they wizz aroud.
...another urine related problem cyclist. I see a pattern emerging.
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Do you know, I'm thinking the same about murder.

When other murderers start obeying the law, then I will. Until then, it's absolutely OK for me to go out and murder whoever I like.


That's a really great comparison Maz, because pretty much everyone commits murder every day don't they?

Do you drive at the speed limit? Or are you one of the other 100%?
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Sounds like you're the idiot.

Gosh, drat you really got me there I have to admit.
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