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Tiger Woods "seriously injured"
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I am Tiger Woods.
Get well soon
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What is that they say about most accidents being within a mile of your home or something like that. I wish him well. Last edited by Hedgehog; 27-11-2009 at 08:42 PM. |
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Crikey.
Hope he is ok.
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Hope its not too serious.
In before the driving jokes
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CNN still not reporting this.
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Also on 5Live
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While Googling this, I did find some stuff about rumours he is cheating on his wife...
A) Could there be a connection? B) Is he frigging nuts! Have you seen his wife??? |
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*insert driver pun here*
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Definitely agree with B.
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Tiger Woods and a fire hydrant. +1 shot for hitting the water hazard.
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and I've just seen the first related joke.
Has the ?tory even been confirmed yet>
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Yup Paul that was the one - I decided not to post it though.
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I thought I would.
Did you see it on Twitter? I RT'ed it on there from someone. If people can make jokes on other threads including death threads, then they can be made anywhere.
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Tiger Woods - serious car crash
lets hope he is ok |
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Didn't spot the thread in World of Sport then?
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Tiger Woods seriously hurt in car accident
Tiger Woods injured in car wreck
The Orlando Sentinel Professional golfer Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car accident early this morning, the Florida Highway Patrol has reported. Woods, 33, pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community about 2:25 a.m. when he struck a fire hydrant and then drove into a tree at his neighbor's property, the patrol reported. Woods was transported to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee in serious condition, the patrol said. No other information about his condition has been released. A Health Central Hospital employee said this afternoon that Woods was not a patient. A hospital operator would not say whether Woods had been treated and released. The Highway Patrol said the airbags in Woods' Cadillac Escalade did not deploy, which means the vehicle was traveling under 33 mph. Orange County Fire Rescue received the call for aid at 2:28 a.m. Woods was transported from his Windermere-area neighborhood by the hospital's own ambulance. The Highway Partrol did not report the accident until just after 1 p.m. today. The agency said the crash remains under investigation and charges are pending.
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