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Old 25-11-2017, 08:36 PM
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How can all women not fancy me ? are most women lesbians ?
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How can all women not fancy me ? are most women lesbians ?


Canít be. Iíve got a cracking pair of tits and women are repulsed by them.
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Old 25-11-2017, 08:44 PM
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how can stars burn when in a vacuum.? Surely they need oxygen to burn ?
Oxygen is only needed for chemical burning, a star’s ‘burning’ is a nuclear reaction where helium atoms become hydrogen through nuclear fusion.
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Old 26-11-2017, 08:06 AM
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Old 26-11-2017, 08:32 AM
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It could be a romantic gesture. If you renew them somewhere exotic. Like a 20th wedding anniversary/holiday combined.

It's also an excuse for a big party.
Bollocks

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Old 26-11-2017, 09:19 AM
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It could be a romantic gesture. If you renew them somewhere exotic. Like a 20th wedding anniversary/holiday combined.

It's also an excuse for a big party.
Why couldn't you just have the party for the annivesary?
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Old 26-11-2017, 09:31 AM
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I do not get how I got up this morning to find a bird in my kitchen. And no, I wasn't out last night and forgotten I'd got lucky, there was a small bird flying around. No windows or doors open, it wasn't there when I went to bed, and none of the eggs in the box I bought at sainsburys last week had hatched out. Mysterious.....
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Old 26-11-2017, 11:18 AM
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I do not get how I got up this morning to find a bird in my kitchen. And no, I wasn't out last night and forgotten I'd got lucky, there was a small bird flying around. No windows or doors open, it wasn't there when I went to bed, and none of the eggs in the box I bought at sainsburys last week had hatched out. Mysterious.....
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Old 26-11-2017, 11:28 AM
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I do not get how I got up this morning to find a bird in my kitchen. And no, I wasn't out last night and forgotten I'd got lucky, there was a small bird flying around. No windows or doors open, it wasn't there when I went to bed, and none of the eggs in the box I bought at sainsburys last week had hatched out. Mysterious.....

Something about an owl and wizard school.
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Old 26-11-2017, 11:33 AM
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I do not get how I got up this morning to find a bird in my kitchen. And no, I wasn't out last night and forgotten I'd got lucky, there was a small bird flying around. No windows or doors open, it wasn't there when I went to bed, and none of the eggs in the box I bought at sainsburys last week had hatched out. Mysterious.....
Some say it's a sign of an impending death.

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Old 26-11-2017, 11:51 AM
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Some say it's a sign of an impending death.

Hope that helps.
Phew, that's a relief. Much better than having to worry about Potter or van Dyke turning up unexpectedly



(ps - no chimney but it could have been magic. Hmm, now I have to worry about Manilow or Barlow...)

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Why couldn't you just have the party for the annivesary?
do we have to bring a packed lunch?
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Old 26-11-2017, 02:01 PM
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Old 26-11-2017, 02:08 PM
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If organised properly you could bring sandwiches from various business meetings in the week running up to it
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Wine and Coffee

I do appreciate a good bottle but for the life of me I don`t get how some people can justify spending so much (hundreds of quid) on a bottle of wine.

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