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Old 21-01-2015, 03:02 PM
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I've gone for a top 10 that I can think of at the moment:

1. People that call me 'bro'.
2. Getting caught behind slow walkers and not being able to get around them.
3. People that when they write text messages, abbreviate words by one letter. For example 'what' to 'wut'
4. Skinny jeans on men.
5. When i make assumptions that are wrong.
6. When i say 'can i get'. I know the correct way is 'can i have' but for some reason every now and then i'll say it.
7. People that say 'pacific' instead of 'specific'.
8. People that are constantly late when you have arranged a time for something, and you've turned up on time or early.
9. People who talk like they're an expert in something they know little about.
10. People that show so little thought and respect for the people around them.
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Old 21-01-2015, 03:26 PM
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Virgin media

I only logged on to upgrade and grab BT sport. Through their combination of poor customer service and false advertising I am now looking to switch to BT / Sky - are either of these two any better?
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Old 21-01-2015, 03:31 PM
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Old 21-01-2015, 03:33 PM
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I only logged on to upgrade and grab BT sport. Through their combination of poor customer service and false advertising I am now looking to switch to BT / Sky - are either of these two any better?
You could be an absolute moron like me and pay for the BT package for £20 a month on sky....
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Old 21-01-2015, 03:48 PM
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They normally open with "I think if David Beckham were here he'd probably say"..... * cue impression *
Yeah, I'm surprised Alastair McGowan is still allowed on any sort of broadcast.
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Old 21-01-2015, 05:21 PM
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Old 21-01-2015, 05:51 PM
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Old 21-01-2015, 06:03 PM
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I've gone for a top 10 that I can think of at the moment:

1. People that call me 'bro'.
2. Getting caught behind slow walkers and not being able to get around them.
3. People that when they write text messages, abbreviate words by one letter. For example 'what' to 'wut'
4. Skinny jeans on men.
5. When i make assumptions that are wrong.
6. When i say 'can i get'. I know the correct way is 'can i have' but for some reason every now and then i'll say it.
7. People that say 'pacific' instead of 'specific'.
8. People that are constantly late when you have arranged a time for something, and you've turned up on time or early.
9. People who talk like they're an expert in something they know little about.
10. People that show so little thought and respect for the people around them.

Bro, slow down.

What is wrng with skinny jeans on blks ? You're assuming all jeans are the same style and material, which is not the case.

Can you get some pacifically tight ones and we'll meet up ( shall we say around 7 ish, I'll be there ) and we'll chat about the virtues of mock baroque fashion throughout the ages, which I know all about because I studied it on a train to Carlisle once....whilst eating hot spicy food on my way home .
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Old 21-01-2015, 06:06 PM
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Bro, slow down.

What is wrng with skinny jeans on blks ? You're assuming all jeans are the same style and material, which is not the case.

Can you get some pacifically tight ones and we'll meet up ( shall we say around 7 ish, I'll be there ) and we'll chat about the virtues of mock baroque fashion throughout the ages, which I know all about because I studied it on a train to Carlisle once....whilst eating hot spicy food on my way home .

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Old 21-01-2015, 06:10 PM
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People that get all self important over job titles.
I came across a Director of Events last week. She was taking the bookings for a conference.

People who call themselves Project Managers who in reality co-ordinate a few things and don't have a clue about what proper PM entails. (Sidetrack, palace fans who call themselves a PM and do fck all whilst being paid for it..)
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Old 21-01-2015, 06:25 PM
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I do love a bit of multitasking.
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Gym class instructors. By shouting that extra bit louder all its doing is making me angry.
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Old 21-01-2015, 07:28 PM
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Bro, slow down.

What is wrng with skinny jeans on blks ? You're assuming all jeans are the same style and material, which is not the case.

Can you get some pacifically tight ones and we'll meet up ( shall we say around 7 ish, I'll be there ) and we'll chat about the virtues of mock baroque fashion throughout the ages, which I know all about because I studied it on a train to Carlisle once....whilst eating hot spicy food on my way home .
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Old 21-01-2015, 07:36 PM
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Bro, slow down.

What is wrng with skinny jeans on blks ? You're assuming all jeans are the same style and material, which is not the case.

Can you get some pacifically tight ones and we'll meet up ( shall we say around 7 ish, I'll be there ) and we'll chat about the virtues of mock baroque fashion throughout the ages, which I know all about because I studied it on a train to Carlisle once....whilst eating hot spicy food on my way home .
but you forgot to sign off as C.
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Gym class instructors. By shouting that extra bit louder all its doing is making me angry.
On a similar theme, the teleshopping ads for the exercise regimes with all those perma-tanned, narcissistic numpties jiggling around with their sprayed-on sweat smirking inanely at the camera.

"You too can have a body like this in just ten minutes a day. Stupid, fixed grin an optional extra."
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On a similar theme, the teleshopping ads for the exercise regimes with all those perma-tanned, narcissistic numpties jiggling around with their sprayed-on sweat smirking inanely at the camera.

"You too can have a body like this in just ten minutes a day. Stupid, fixed grin an optional extra."
Those nobends advertise that you can look like them buy jumping about in front of a telly for half an hour a day when they've spend every living minute of their lives going mental in a gym. F*ck off.
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Those nobends advertise that you can look like them buy jumping about in front of a telly for half an hour a day when they've spend every living minute of their lives going mental in a gym. F*ck off.
As a scientific experiment i'm going to see just how loud they can shout by dropping a dumbell on his unsuspecting foot. Lets see you do five more now feckface. I only go in there to be slightly less fat because train driving is hardly condusive to having a body like rambo.
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