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Old 23-01-2015, 10:04 PM
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The fact that cars, like people, are getting fatter.
Speaking of fat people, when they try and justify it with bullshit 'facts' and movements like fat acceptance. **** off and get on the treadmill instead of making excuses.
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Old 23-01-2015, 10:05 PM
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The fact that cars, like people, are getting fatter.
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Old 23-01-2015, 11:03 PM
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Speaking of fat people, when they try and justify it with bullshit 'facts' and movements like fat acceptance. **** off and get on the treadmill instead of making excuses.
And when fat women call themselves 'curvy'.

Or if you watch Jerry Springer, they say they're 'all woman'.
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Old 23-01-2015, 11:06 PM
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Old 23-01-2015, 11:17 PM
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Speaking of fat people, when they try and justify it with bullshit 'facts' and movements like fat acceptance. **** off and get on the treadmill instead of making excuses.
It was big boned in my day

If you haven't already, watch Billy Connolly and his 'eat less move more' routine.

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Old 23-01-2015, 11:26 PM
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People getting to the front of a ticket barrier at train or tube station - and then looking for their ticket.
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Old 23-01-2015, 11:32 PM
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People who sign up and go onto these survivalist type tv programmes eg naked & afraid and, from the promos, 10000 bc, then spend the whole time continuously whinging about the temperature, lack of food, rain, insects etc etc etc.
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Old 23-01-2015, 11:41 PM
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Pricks that have been sitting on the train for an hour and as soon as they get off they decide its time to check there phones stnuc !!!
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Old 23-01-2015, 11:50 PM
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Fast tracks at theme parks where the kids who maybe do not have the means as others learn while patiently standing in line they are 2nd class to others who I think unfairly just walk in front because of money.

Dunno why it just pisses me off wait your turn you little feckers.
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Old 23-01-2015, 11:54 PM
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I hate it when fat girls go out with their tits out thinking they're it. Big tits don't count if you're fat. Get a vest on girl.
Ah now,live and let live a little on this one.They don't claim they're it,they just want to have some fun.
It's not their fault that you end up with them all the time!
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Old 24-01-2015, 12:12 AM
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When someone asks you a question and somebody else answers for you - so frustrating
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Old 24-01-2015, 12:18 AM
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Old 24-01-2015, 12:18 AM
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Fast tracks at theme parks where the kids who maybe do not have the means as others learn while patiently standing in line they are 2nd class to others who I think unfairly just walk in front because of money.

Dunno why it just pisses me off wait your turn you little feckers.
Theme parks in general.Overpriced,really long queues and a very boring day out.And I'm still young!
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Old 24-01-2015, 12:46 AM
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Old 24-01-2015, 07:56 AM
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