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Old 16-01-2015, 10:33 AM
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I put 'above average'.
Silly me

Back on topic...northerners who have made a career out of simply saying stuff in a northern accent. Vernon Kay, Paddy McGuinness, I'm looking at you.
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Old 16-01-2015, 11:42 AM
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Back on topic...northerners who have made a career out of simply saying stuff in a northern accent. Vernon Kay, Paddy McGuinness, I'm looking at you.

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Old 16-01-2015, 12:11 PM
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Another social media annoyance:

People that complain when it's Monday morning and in turn, when Friday arrives celebrate it like a national holiday.

"Happy Friday everyone!"

Do me a favour.
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Old 16-01-2015, 12:33 PM
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Anyone who eats food especially hot food on public transport.
Parents that want a seat for their kids on trains in the rush hour. Tip: dont travel with kids in the rush hour
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Old 16-01-2015, 12:38 PM
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Nah, he made a career out of making last ditch tackles because of poor positioning. I think that's what makes him a decent pundit, he has done it all before.
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Old 16-01-2015, 02:31 PM
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Parents that want a seat for their kids on trains in the rush hour. Tip: dont travel with kids in the rush hour
Can we extend this to tourists as well please, they clog up an already full transport network and their confused wonderings around mainline stations just serve to delay everyone else. Travelcards only work after 10am for a reason
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Old 16-01-2015, 02:48 PM
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Back on topic...northerners who have made a career out of simply saying stuff in a northern accent. Vernon Kay, Paddy McGuinness, I'm looking at you.
Southerners who have made a career out of simply saying stuff in a southern accent. Danny Dyer, Ray Winstone, Dick van Dyke, I'm looking at you .
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Old 16-01-2015, 02:51 PM
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People who get right to the bottom of their "soap in a bottle" and then half fill it up with water. You go to the bottle and apply the usual pressure and it spurts all over the place , usually over my trouser area .
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Old 16-01-2015, 02:54 PM
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Southerners who have made a career out of simply saying stuff in a southern accent. Danny Dyer, Ray Winstone, Dick van Dyke, I'm looking at you .
Yeah I'd agree with that. I think it's more the NW accent that annoys me.
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Old 16-01-2015, 03:00 PM
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Can we extend this to tourists as well please, they clog up an already full transport network and their confused wonderings around mainline stations just serve to delay everyone else. Travelcards only work after 10am for a reason
What is about people that when they put a backpack on and go to a foreign city they just clump together and act like ****witted idiots?
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Old 16-01-2015, 03:03 PM
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Back on topic...northerners who have made a career out of simply saying stuff in a northern accent. Vernon Kay, Paddy McGuinness, I'm looking at you.
..of which the professional Yorkshireman is the most trying. Michael Parkinson that's you.
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Old 16-01-2015, 03:34 PM
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I have nothing against Parkinson, Boycott and the cast of Emmerdale.

Chav Hater is bang on with Paddy McGuinness. It's the chirpy, jolly, annoyingness that I hate.
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Old 16-01-2015, 03:35 PM
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Idiots that say 'can I get' instead of 'can I have' in coffee shops.

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Idiots who say 'say again' instead of 'pardon'
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Lady at Preston Park train station, gent makes way so she can get on train and says casually "Ladies first"... her reply "What has my gender got to do with it" then gets on train tutting and mumbling.
I fecking hate the precious types that look for offence in everything, can't stand the narcissistic pricks.
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A double irritant (DI) People that try to finish the last few words of my sentences. 9/10 they get it wrong so not only do I have to hear them mumbling different words to the ones I'm saying but I then have to repeat myself because so I can finish my bloody sentence.
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At the supermarket people stand chatting in the aisles making it impossible to look at the stuff you need

Or when people are looking at item for ages while holding onto their trolley alongside so they literally block off the whole shelf area, your never quite sure whether to stand their and politely wait or just shove in, why do people even need to look so long anyway??
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People who are under 5 foot 6 who use umbrellas but have zero spatial awareness.
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People who are under 5 foot 6 who use umbrellas but have zero spatial awareness.
Anyone that uses an umbrella is evil.
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People who are under 5 foot 6 who use umbrellas but have zero spatial awareness.
Many at time I've almost lost an eye to these wankers. The most annoying is when their umbrella goes underneath yours, hits you in the chest, getting you wet and the **** just walks on.
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