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Old 24-06-2018, 01:15 PM
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Things you dont like about coffee shops

Over priced Sandwiches
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Old 24-06-2018, 01:16 PM
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Over priced Sandwiches
Everything is overpriced!
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Old 24-06-2018, 01:27 PM
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Old 24-06-2018, 01:28 PM
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Starbucks- all the ambiance of a morgue
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Old 24-06-2018, 02:46 PM
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The people in them.
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Staff in Starbucks (when I’m there out of obligation, not choice) who spell my name wrong on the cups.
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I always give a pseudonym when I am in Starbucks....
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I always give a pseudonym when I am in Starbucks....
I should start doing that. Robbie is just too difficult to spell.
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I should start doing that. Robbie is just too difficult to spell.
Lol, I go with names from GOT, I was Hordor last week, my friend goes with old footballers names.
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Old 24-06-2018, 03:55 PM
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I always give a pseudonym when I am in Starbucks....
There was a story going around when they started doing that where the customer was asked his name and some wag at the back of the queue shouted "Don't tell him Pike!"
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Old 24-06-2018, 04:01 PM
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Faecal matter all over the place.

Luckily, i don't take sugar nor frequent this corporate abominations
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Old 24-06-2018, 04:03 PM
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The modern chains are remarkable in that they have convinced the public to pay 3 or 4 quid for a sub standard cup of coffee, and to stand, queue and wait at the counter for it for the privilege. There was a time you'd sit down and be served in a cafe as standard.
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Old 24-06-2018, 04:06 PM
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Old 24-06-2018, 04:39 PM
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The variety.

I've bought cars with shorter options lists than any coffee place.

The bollocks they make up to sell coffee. Vente isn't even a ******* word, but in Starbucks it appears to mean 'bucket'
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Coffee gives you AIDS, fact.
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Students camped out on a table with their laptops and books doing their homework drinking a cup of water. (This might be an American thing)
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Old 24-06-2018, 05:36 PM
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The fact they they exist at all.
Pretentious twats spending over the odds for sub-stand coffee and snacks.
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Builders getting there fix in the petrol station at 6 in the feckin morning,fivers worth of petrol and 100 quid on superskinnycafelatte with a feckin pastry.You shitstain

Then it's my turn,would you like a coffee sir.I'm dressed like feckin Daft Vader with me crash helmet on and all the other shit I need to wear on a motorbike.So there I am riding down the 127 with a double chocomucho
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