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Old 02-07-2004, 05:04 PM
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Or is it just one of these pointless self-perpetuating industries Maz?
How does that work then? Who is 'forcing' all these big compnaies to spend all that dosh?
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Old 02-07-2004, 05:07 PM
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The latest Mach 3 ones have really got on my t*ts. "You've got that walking on water feeling. You look good, they smile. You win, they go home" and so on. It's only a f**king 3.50 razor but they make it sound like it will turn you into Tom Cruise. It'll take a lot more than a bleary-eyed morning shave to give me a 'walking on water' feeling. Or get birds smiling at me for that matter
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Old 02-07-2004, 05:21 PM
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I like the Michael Winner ones. I'm really a very good driver.

I hate anything with those 2 fat slags from Birds of a Feather. I'm sure they've been in adverts. Those would be the worst.
I like the Michael Winner ones, and the Churchill ones, before anyone slags them off (probably less likely on here than your average messageboard, I admit).

The Birds of a Feather slags did Surf washing powder a few years ago.

Even 6 years on, I'm still stained by how bad Vauxhall's France 98 adverts were: they were at the start and end of every ad break, and they were just moments from football history, or interviews, with "hilarious" car-related lines dubbed over the top. Have a look at your old videos, if you dare.

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Old 02-07-2004, 06:42 PM
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The latest Mach 3 ones have really got on my t*ts. "You've got that walking on water feeling. You look good, they smile. You win, they go home"... (
I can't believe they had the bare-faced cheek to keep showing that one endlessly with Beckham's smug grin on it within minutes of the final whistle of the England-Portugal match after he'd successfully resurrected his famous Johnny Wilkinson impersonation. No David, "we lose ... YOU go home" : thanks again for that.
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I guess the Toyota Avensis ones are aiming for the Ferrero Roche irony - otherwise they are truly dreadful (yes I'm an upwardly mobile professional, despite driving an underpowered and non descript piece of jap crap).

I really hate the 'sister' in the Michael Winner ads - I couldnt believe anyone could deflect from Winners general loathableness, but she does a damn good job.
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Old 03-07-2004, 03:21 PM
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The Barclaycard one with the women from friends. What does she expect if she picks up a drill and asks which one is best???
Yeah f*ck me that advert's annoying.

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Old 03-07-2004, 03:27 PM
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That BEV, KEV, ad has got to be the worst.
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Old 03-07-2004, 03:37 PM
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The worst ever, IMHO, is the present Doritos one starring Vernon Kay. He should be banned from TV forever for that one
I'd go along with that. What a twat!
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Old 05-07-2004, 07:44 AM
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ok , hands up , i brought shake n vac after party while my parents were away , years ago. did f all apart from stink the house out n give the game away. maybe i shudnt hve used the whole lot ,
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Old 05-07-2004, 12:43 PM
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That BEV, KEV, ad has got to be the worst.
Every single time i have my mum in the car and we stop at traffic lights she decideds to do her Bev, Kev, Kev, Bev impression! Not at all funny!

Change of subject but how funny is the alien on the Churchill ad at the end when it says 'hello'?
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Old 05-07-2004, 10:43 PM
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wat about 'hi mum' that bloody car insurance one
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Old 05-07-2004, 11:55 PM
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Dunno, I don't think that's been covered yet
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The worst ever ad was a few years back.It had a Stepford type wife singing about 'shake n' Vac.
Obviously it did its job then. Radion ads were constantly criticised but they got the message across.

Worst ad right now is the McDonalds salad one. Voice over so sickly it makes me cringe.
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The worst adverts on TV at the moment are as follows, in no particular order.

Subway - who the fuk thought up the idea of someone dressed as a giant chilli saying, "Ohhh mama, too hot, too spicy" "Hot hot!!" ?

That bathroom air freshener ad "I want to do a poo at Pauls" Well fuk off to Pauls and do a poo then, little creep!

Cuprinol "Wood preservation society"
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The worst adverts on TV at the moment are as follows, in no particular order.

Subway - who the fuk thought up the idea of someone dressed as a giant chilli saying, "Ohhh mama, too hot, too spicy" "Hot hot!!" ?

That bathroom air freshener ad "I want to do a poo at Pauls" Well fuk off to Pauls and do a poo then, little creep!

Cuprinol "Wood preservation society"

That poo one is so annoying
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The PostalGold advert! The guy has really weird eyes and doesn't blink, and it's so shoddily made it looks like a scam.
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The worst adverts on TV at the moment are as follows, in no particular order.

Subway - who the fuk thought up the idea of someone dressed as a giant chilli saying, "Ohhh mama, too hot, too spicy" "Hot hot!!" ?

That bathroom air freshener ad "I want to do a poo at Pauls" Well fuk off to Pauls and do a poo then, little creep!

Cuprinol "Wood preservation society"
ah, but are they worse than the birds eye potato wafflely versatile ad from the archives?
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ah, but are they worse than the birds eye potato wafflely versatile ad from the archives?
yep, but it did the trick eh!
you & I still remember the bloody thing..

The recent one for chocolate & raising cluster things, with the santas
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the smug t-mobile flash mob singing is annoying too..
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I always record The Simpsons on Channel 4 because those two moustachioed idiots dressed as athletes really, really p**s me off
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