Discussion: No signings

[4 cryingOutloud]

Originally Posted by jolly

Nope I'm pissed off and grizzling could a mod delete the thread to save me looking like a worse bellend than I feel at the mo?

You have a mirror?

[silver]

Originally Posted by AJ

Is it possible to sign Jack Shit...again? He must be close to 40 by now

[Mr Palace]

Originally Posted by CPFC.1990

Didn't most people think last season we had an 'amazing' squad and the only reason we under-performed was due to poor management.

In that case, why are people demanding a squad overhaul?

Just leave it to De Boer. He knows more about football than any of you. If he thinks we only need 1 or 2 signings then I trust him.

That's very naive of you. Of course FDB doesn't think 2 signings is enough. He wants another 4 at minimum. The club hasn't been able to sign them yet.

I doubt anyone thought we had an amazing squad - it's quite average. I'd be feeling more confident if we were playing the same system as last year. Less so with the new system as we need several players who are suited to it.

[Super eagle]

You guys are honestly a bunch of c**k's, get a grip and stop being melts, and also stop being a bunch of Nigels. Had enough of this site now.

[Mr Palace]

Melts

Who says that? Apart from millwall cu*ts

[bradpitt]

Originally Posted by Mr Palace

Melts

Who says that? Apart from millwall cu*ts

Contestants on Love island

[Joe1905]

You judge the transfer window at the end of it

[RAB]

Football transfers are a bit like a David Attenborough show.

The lions will feast first whilst the hyenas salivate in the long grass. Once the lions have had their fill from the kill and snooze off their feed, the hyenas will descend with stealth on the carcass to strip what is left on the bones.

Palace will need to wait their turn as even amongst the hyenas, there is a pecking order and Palace are still down the list and will be for a while yet.

[Mr Palace]

Originally Posted by bradpitt

Contestants on Love island

[CPFC85]

Originally Posted by Super eagle

You guys are honestly a bunch of c**k's, get a grip and stop being melts, and also stop being a bunch of Nigels. Had enough of this site now.

Pwopper nawty

[CPFC85]

Originally Posted by 4 cryingOutloud

You have a mirror?

Yes, I expect he does, Ray.

[Vince Hilaire's Afro]

Originally Posted by RAB

Football transfers are a bit like a David Attenborough show.

The lions will feast first whilst the hyenas salivate in the long grass. Once the lions have had their fill from the kill and snooze off their feed, the hyenas will descend with stealth on the carcass to strip what is left on the bones.

Palace will need to wait their turn as even amongst the hyenas, there is a pecking order and Palace are still down the list and will be for a while yet.

And finally, scavengers like the Seagulls can peck at the testicles right at the end

[Vince Hilaire's Afro]

Originally Posted by CPFC85

Yes, I expect he does, Ray.

Beehive.

[GreatGonzo]

Originally Posted by RAB

Football transfers are a bit like a David Attenborough show.

The lions will feast first whilst the hyenas salivate in the long grass. Once the lions have had their fill from the kill and snooze off their feed, the hyenas will descend with stealth on the carcass to strip what is left on the bones.

Palace will need to wait their turn as even amongst the hyenas, there is a pecking order and Palace are still down the list and will be for a while yet.

You having a laugh?

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[CPFC.1990]

Originally Posted by Mr Palace

That's very naive of you. Of course FDB doesn't think 2 signings is enough. He wants another 4 at minimum. The club hasn't been able to sign them yet.

I doubt anyone thought we had an amazing squad - it's quite average. I'd be feeling more confident if we were playing the same system as last year. Less so with the new system as we need several players who are suited to it.

You think a squad including Benteke, Zaha, Luka, Dann, PVA, Cabaye, Puncheon etc is average???

[AJ]

Originally Posted by CharlieCPFC

Parish has said on his instagram something about working on new signings.

He has been saying that since June 1st

[Mr Palace]

Originally Posted by CPFC.1990

You think a squad including Benteke, Zaha, Luka, Dann, PVA, Cabaye, Puncheon etc is average???

Yes. By premier league standards. I don't think we'll finish above 15th with the current squad. 5-6 quality signings and I'd say anything between 8-12th.

[GreatGonzo]

Originally Posted by Mr Palace

Yes. By premier league standards. I don't think we'll finish above 15th with the current squad. 5-6 quality signings and I'd say anything between 8-12th.

Think our formation is likely to have more effect than the squad this season. If it works we will finish 8-12 this season, if it doesn't then a relegation battle awaits.

Of course some new players will help but i think not as much as whether the formation works or not.

[Ooh Betty]

Originally Posted by Joe1905

You judge the transfer window at the end of it

Yeah. Who cares about the games in August eh? Points against Huddersfield and Swansea at home don't really matter.

'Let's see where we are on 1st September'

Ffs.