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Old 20-01-2019, 09:29 PM
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Old 20-01-2019, 09:30 PM
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Is you is or is you ain’t my baby?

Knock it off dad for f***s sake, I'm 42!
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Old 20-01-2019, 09:32 PM
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Is you is or is you ainít my baby?

Knock it off dad for f***s sake, I'm 42!
The way you acting lately makes me doubt
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Old 20-01-2019, 09:43 PM
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Are you lonesome tonight?


I'm watching porn and have my hand wrapped around my dick so what do you think?
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Old 20-01-2019, 09:44 PM
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Who's going to drive you home?

Stop dicking around you twat, are you my Uber or not?
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Old 20-01-2019, 09:49 PM
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Are we human or are we dancer?

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Old 20-01-2019, 09:52 PM
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Is this just fantasy?

I told you not to eat those mushrooms.
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Old 20-01-2019, 09:56 PM
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Will you still love me tomorrow?

Yes of course, now get your knickers off.
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Old 20-01-2019, 10:42 PM
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Hey hey Matthew whaddaya see?

I see a lot of grown adults posting on a football Internet forum who don’t understand what the word ‘question’ means.
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Old 20-01-2019, 10:46 PM
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Should I stay or should I go?


Just f*ck off and take your dithering elsewhere.
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Old 20-01-2019, 10:52 PM
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Who wants to live forever?

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Old 20-01-2019, 10:57 PM
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How much is that Doggie in the window?
If only you were in here a few days ago and that genuine imported German Shepherd pup would have set you back a grand.. However now we are under WTO rules and it will set you back £2 000.
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Old 20-01-2019, 11:06 PM
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Can I have a kiss? - Which orifice?

Can I get a witness? Yes but it won't be cheap.

What does it take to be number one? Just make sure you don't get injured.

Will you still need me, will you still feed me when I'm 64? "f*ck no" said Amber Rudd
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Old 21-01-2019, 12:06 AM
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Do you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang. Do you wanna be in my gang?

Think I'll pass there Gary.

Do you want to touch me there? There? there? there? there?

I said **** off Gary!
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Old 21-01-2019, 01:59 AM
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Is this the way to Amarillo ?

Fcvk me Tony, you're not even on the right continent
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Old 21-01-2019, 03:10 AM
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What would you say if I sang out of tune (Joe Cocker)

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Old 21-01-2019, 03:19 AM
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Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Shaft!)
You're damn right
Who is the man
That would risk his neck for his brother man?
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Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about
(Shaft!)
Right on
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Old 21-01-2019, 04:33 AM
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Old 21-01-2019, 02:11 PM
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Do you love me?

Well, I f**k you, don't I?

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You're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you?

Yes. And clearly I am right, as it contains that line.
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