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Old 11-03-2015, 10:25 AM
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Old 11-03-2015, 10:29 AM
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Blokes who go into the cubicle and then let rip with what is clearly a scatter gun explosion, that you just know will have sprayed the rim as well as the bowl, and then give an audible-to-the-next-cubicle sigh of satisfaction.
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Old 11-03-2015, 10:59 AM
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Blokes who go into the cubicle and then let rip with what is clearly a scatter gun explosion, that you just know will have sprayed the rim as well as the bowl, and then give an audible-to-the-next-cubicle sigh of satisfaction.
Ha haaa ... what would you do??!
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Old 11-03-2015, 11:46 AM
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Blokes who would rather use the urinal right next to you than go into an empty cubicle
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Old 11-03-2015, 11:56 AM
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Posts that put 'no?' at the end. If you are making a point with the rest of the post why add this, isn't it now?
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Old 11-03-2015, 12:01 PM
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Posts that put 'no?' at the end. If you are making a point with the rest of the post why add this, isn't it now?
No. What now?
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Old 11-03-2015, 02:07 PM
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Mayonnaise. Especially when it's added to my food without me knowing. Horrible shit.
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Old 11-03-2015, 02:09 PM
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Mayonnaise. Especially when it's added to my food without me knowing. Horrible shit.
Going in to a shop to buy a sandwich - and they are all containing mayonnaise. Fck right off.

What happened to egg & salad cream, for example?
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Old 11-03-2015, 02:11 PM
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A big pet hate is this.

Customer Service - you want a "Hello" and a smile from the person serving you. So, why do you have to be so ****** rude and come to the till, talking on your mobile frigging phone, and remain having a conversation throughout the whole sodding transaction. You cnts can fck off because I am not serving you. Wankers. Even worse when they can't even break their conversation to say "Hello" or "Thank-you".
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Old 11-03-2015, 02:14 PM
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A big pet hate is this.

Customer Service - you want a "Hello" and a smile from the person serving you. So, why do you have to be so ****** rude and come to the till, talking on your mobile frigging phone, and remain having a conversation throughout the whole sodding transaction. You cnts can fck off because I am not serving you. Wankers. Even worse when they can't even break their conversation to say "Hello" or "Thank-you".
bad day at the Tesco's check out is it?
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Old 11-03-2015, 02:20 PM
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Blokes who go into the cubicle and then let rip with what is clearly a scatter gun explosion, that you just know will have sprayed the rim as well as the bowl, and then give an audible-to-the-next-cubicle sigh of satisfaction.
This would lead to much merriment and laughter in my office.
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Old 11-03-2015, 02:29 PM
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Mayonnaise. Especially when it's added to my food without me knowing. Horrible shit.
Mayonnaise on chips. Plain wrong.
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Old 11-03-2015, 02:40 PM
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Mayonnaise on chips. Plain wrong.
I wont hear this. It's a matter of opinion I know, but, you are wrong. Very wrong.
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Old 11-03-2015, 06:49 PM
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Probably been posted already but people who recline their seat on a plane as soon as the fecking thing takes off.

Self-centred bastards of the lowest order.
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Pubs, restaurants, take aways, bistros, cafes etc. being described as f****** eateries.

WTF is an eaterie?
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Probably been posted already but people who recline their seat on a plane as soon as the fecking thing takes off.

Self-centred bastards of the lowest order.
Particularly when it's a daytime budget flight to Spain.
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Probably been posted already but people who recline their seat on a plane as soon as the fecking thing takes off.

Self-centred bastards of the lowest order.
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