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Old 20-03-2015, 05:06 AM
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That really doesn't worry me. I get more pissed off by the loan sharks who make borrowing money seem easy, painless and a solution for people in financial need. Nice, jokey ads that sanitise the small print that they'll be charged over 1000% APR.

These feckers deserve to endure a slow and painful end, commensurate with the misery and hardship they spread around to needy and gullible people.
I have a list, and this is at the top.
I thought the government said they were going to do something about it.
I seem to remember that Thatcher in the 70's asked questions about the likes of Currys charging over 30% interest.
It is appalling, and I do agree with you that the people charging these rates should meet a really unpleasant end.
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Old 20-03-2015, 06:04 AM
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Old 20-03-2015, 06:42 AM
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Old 20-03-2015, 09:31 AM
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I know, before you say it.
I'm getting old.
But, in what world is it acceptable to have a bloke in tight shorts and high heels dancing in an advert.
It doesn't have anything to do with what is being advertised, that I can see.
I think it says a lot when a company thinks this is an acceptable advert for their product, and the general public just accept it.
A sign of the times (sigh)
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What's the difference between that and having half naked women draped over some product with no relevance (other than this is clearly for a laugh)?
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Old 20-03-2015, 09:42 AM
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Old 20-03-2015, 09:56 AM
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But, in what world is it acceptable to have a bloke in tight shorts and high heels dancing in an advert.
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Old 20-03-2015, 09:59 AM
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Old 20-03-2015, 10:29 AM
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Old 20-03-2015, 11:02 AM
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People who use the self service tills in supermarkets who after scanning their items, just place the items next to where the bags are. Then they pay, then start putting the items in the bags.
Just put the items in the bag when you have scanned them, you Spunkjackets.
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Old 20-03-2015, 11:05 AM
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I have a list, and this is at the top.
I thought the government said they were going to do something about it.
I seem to remember that Thatcher in the 70's asked questions about the likes of Currys charging over 30% interest.
It is appalling, and I do agree with you that the people charging these rates should meet a really unpleasant end.
The chairman of Wonga is a Tory party donor, so I wouldn't hold my breath for a change
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Old 20-03-2015, 12:19 PM
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People who use the self service tills in supermarkets who after scanning their items, just place the items next to where the bags are. Then they pay, then start putting the items in the bags.
Just put the items in the bag when you have scanned them, you Spunkjackets.
If you put the items straight in the bag, if you lift the bag slightly and decrease the weight on the scale it throws out an error message and you have to call for assistance.
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Old 20-03-2015, 12:32 PM
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Old 20-03-2015, 12:36 PM
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Old 20-03-2015, 01:43 PM
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If you put the items straight in the bag, if you lift the bag slightly and decrease the weight on the scale it throws out an error message and you have to call for assistance.
why lift the bag?

It's pretty simple. Have a bag open on the scales. Place items in bag.
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Old 20-03-2015, 01:47 PM
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People who use the self service tills in supermarkets who after scanning their items, just place the items next to where the bags are. Then they pay, then start putting the items in the bags.
Just put the items in the bag when you have scanned them, you Spunkjackets.
A-f*cking-men! These people should be taken straight outside to the awaiting firing squad. The perfect way to have a cull.
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Old 20-03-2015, 03:02 PM
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Old 20-03-2015, 03:03 PM
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why lift the bag?

It's pretty simple. Have a bag open on the scales. Place items in bag.
So, at the start fanny about with the bags. Yeah that's quicker.
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So, at the start fanny about with the bags. Yeah that's quicker.
You disagreeing makes me even more adamant only utter wankers act in such a way.
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